说唱王戴夫
Dave
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说唱王戴夫
Dave S01E01
Part 3
April 5, 2020, 5:34 p.m.
Fistfuls of sand.
每天都吃
Every day of his life.
纳蒂
拿一万块出来
他就会跟你合作
天哪
Holy moly.
怎么了
What?
我职业生涯中的重要转折点刚刚出现了
Huge turning point moment in my career just occurred.
-什么 -我今天在录音室碰到YG了
- What? - I was in the studio with YG today.
-YG吗 -是的
- YG? - Yes.
没错 我听说过他们
Yes, I've heard of them.
就一个人 不是组合
It's one guy, it's not a group.
-好吧 那也还是很酷 -好吧
- Okay. Still cool. - Yeah.
他怎么样 他说什么了
What was he like? What did he say?
我们其实没有...
Well, we didn't really--
在录音室的时候 大家其实交谈的不多
I mean, when you're in the studio, you don't really talk that much.
-都沉浸在那种氛围里听音乐 -好吧
- You just, like, vibe and listen to music. - Okay.
但最酷的是 他经纪人刚刚给我发短♥信♥说
But the really cool thing is, his manager just texted me
YG会和我合作一曲
and said that YG will get on one of my songs.
-戴夫 -我知道 我也很激动
- Dave. - I kn-- yeah, I'm very excited.
这太酷了 等等 唱什么歌♥
That's so cool. Wait, what song?
什么歌♥是吧
What song?
我能听听吗
Can I hear it?
录好了再听吧 现在还没录好
You can hear it when it's done. It's not done.
我知道 但我不喜欢有太多人影响我创作
I know. I don't like having too many cooks in the kitchen...
-我不会影响你的 我只是很激动 -祝福你
- But I won't cook. I'm just excited. - Bless your soul.
不过还是不行 你要相信流程
No, though, 'cause I just, you know-- trust the process.
-戴夫 -怎么了
- Dave. - What?
你总是这样
You always do this.
你有没有意识到 我在和一个说唱歌♥手约会
Do you realize that I'm dating a rapper
但我却从没听过他开口说唱
who I've never heard rap out loud?
天哪 你能不能给我说唱一段
Oh, my God, will you rap for me?
你现在能给我说唱一段吗 快给我来一段
Will you rap for me right now? Oh, my God, rap for me.
来一段 这是幼儿园里的节拍
Rap for me. This is a kindergarten beatbox.
露两手
Throw down.
♪听着...♪
♪ Look... ♪
-算了吧 -拜托
- I don't know. - Please.
-拜托 -抱歉 还是算了吧
- Please. - I don't know-- I know, I'm sorry. I don't know.
不 这是我的工作 我没有让你回到家之后
No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home
还要教我东西
and teach me things.
你刚刚还问我猪肉和牛肉是不是一回事
Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef.
很多人都不知道这二者有什么区别
There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction.
好吧 至少把歌♥名告诉我吧
Okay, can I at least know the name of the song?
《尺寸》
"Girth."
你好 亲爱的
Hello, my sweetheart.
-妈妈 你好吗 -我挺好
- Hi, Mama. How are you? - I'm good.
我昨天给艾丽发了短♥信♥ 她没回
I texted Ally yesterday. She hasn't texted me back.
-上车再说 -我在想
- wait until we get into the car. - I was just wondering--
-唐 我在说话呢 -我知道
- Don, I'm talking. - I-I know,
但你要切换到车载蓝牙上
but it has to switch over.
-听得见我们说话吗 -我听得见
- Can you hear us? - I can hear you.
我觉得他听得见 你听得见吗
I think he can hear us now. Can you hear us?
我就不拐弯抹角了
I'm not gonna beat around the bush.
我打电♥话♥来 是因为我快要取成年礼的钱了
I'm calling because I'm about to access my bar mitzvah money
我觉得你们应该知道一下
and I thought you should know.
-什么 -天哪 出什么事了
- What? - Oh, my God. What's wrong?
没出事 一切安好
Nothing's wrong. Everything's great.
我其实能请到一位很有名的说唱歌♥手
I'm actually getting, like, a very big rapper
来跟我合唱一首我的歌♥ 不过
on one of my songs, but to do that,
我得付他一万块的出场费
I have to pay him his fee, which is $10,000 in this case.
一万块
$10,000?
你疯了吧 戴夫
Are you crazy? What-- David,
你靠说唱还没赚到一分钱 现在你还想
you haven't made a single dollar off of this and now you want...
怎么不说我在三个月之内
How come we never talk about the 15 million views
就获得了1500万的观看量 妈妈
that I've gotten in three months, Mom?
这成就可不小 可我们从来没谈过
It's a huge accomplishment. We never talk about that.
但你为什么不能从这些观看量里盈利呢
But why can't you profit off those views?
现在直播不是能赚钱吗
Isn't there money in the stream these days?
唐 那叫云播
It's called the cloud, Don.
我没法从中盈利 因为这不是我的节拍
I can't profit off of it because it's not my beat.
是我从网上剽窃的
It's just a beat I stole online.
-所以我不能 -你剽窃的
- So I can't even... - You stole it?
等等 什么
Wait a minute, what?
-是你剽窃的吗 -他剽窃什么了
- Did you steal it? - What did he steal?
-他的节拍是剽窃来的 -他剽窃了吗
- He stole his-- his beat was stolen. - He stole something?
天哪
Oh, my God.
爸妈 不是你们听上去的那样
Guys, it's not at all how it sounds.
在说唱界 人们不知不觉就用上了其他人的节拍
It couldn't be more commonplace in rap music for people
这是再平常不过的事了
to jump on other people's beats.
戴夫
You know, David,
你要花一万请的说唱歌♥手是谁
who is this rapper that you are paying $10,000 to?
是YG
YG.
YG 我得查一下
YG? I'm gonna look this up.
-你有笔吗 -是不是
- Do you-- do you have a pen? - Is it-- is it
是带问号♥的"为什么 G?"
"Why, G?" with a question mark?
还是英文字母YG
Or the-the letters "Y-G"?
谷歌♥能解答所有问题
Google will answer any question you have.
我得挂了 我爱你们
I have to go. I love you both.
-是韩国人吗 -我觉得
- Is it Korean? - I mean...
-听上去 -比如怀季
- It-- you know, it sounds... - Like Wai Chi?
爸妈 我要走了 得挂了
Guys, I'm leaving right now. I'm hanging up.
-他是不是 -他是韩国人吗
- Is he...? - Okay, but is it Korean?
他是韩国说唱歌♥手吗
Is he a Korean rapper?
你好 我要把一笔一万元的存款
Hello. So I have to wire $10,000
汇给血帮娱乐有限公♥司♥
to a company called Blood Gang Entertainment LLC.
备注 纳蒂
Attention or whatever: Nutti.
等等 等一下 慢点
Hold on, wait a minute. Slow down.
YG要来唱你的《尺寸》
So YG is getting on "Girth"?
没错
Yeah.
我刚把钱都汇给他了
Just sent him all the money.
-这是《尺寸》里的舞吗 -完全是官方合作
- Is that your "Girth" dance? - Totally official.
这就是《尺寸》里的舞 成了
Yeah, it's my "Girth" dance. We did it.
我们成了
We've done it.
你觉得这主意好吗
You think that's a good idea?
应该是我想到过的最好的主意了
It's probably the best idea I've ever had.
这不明摆着呢吗
It's a complete no-brainer.
天哪
Oh, my...
是我老板 哥们
It's my boss. Dude,
都闭市一个小时了
the market's been closed for an hour now.
我都没时间休息
I don't get any time off.
求您了 走到哪都带着他吧
Bring him everywhere, please.
有他在身边真让人开心呢
Like, he's a delight to have around.
说实话 你会喜欢他的 只是他现在很紧张
Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung right now
因为工作上的事 他是个很好的人
'cause of his work. He's a really good person.
你觉得YG
So you think YG,
也就是"年轻匪帮"的缩写
which stands for "Young Gangster,"
会对他鸡♥巴♥的尺寸进行一番说唱吗
is going to get on a song rapping about the girth of his dick?
我的鸡♥巴♥有18厘米 哥们
I got a seven, dude.
"尺寸"这个词的意思有很多 你到底什么意思
"Girth" has so many applications. What do you mean?
她女朋友胸部的尺寸
The girth of his girlfriend's breasts.
他房♥子的尺寸 我赌肯定很大
The girth of his home-- I bet it's a huge home.
不 你为什么不能说唱点正常的内容 比如
No. Well, why can't you just rap about normal things, like,
我也不知道 比如进入夜店
I don't know, getting head in the club
和朋友们狂欢之类的
and, like, having orgies with your friends.
对 我还要对狂欢说唱一番
Oh, yeah, I'll rap about having orgies.
听着就像世界上最废的废物
I'll sound like the biggest loser on planet Earth.
你总可以去说唱
You could always rap about, like,
一个年轻犹太人的奋斗历程
the struggles of a young Jewish man.
就因为我没什么奋斗历程 你就要嘲笑我吗
You're gonna make fun of me 'cause I have no struggles?
我们是在露营的时候认识的
I literally met you at overnight camp;
你♥爸♥还是牙医
your father is a dentist.
我也不是说唱歌♥手 我是录音师
And I'm not a rapper. I'm a sound engineer.
说唱王戴夫
Dave
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