说唱王戴夫

Dave S01E05

Part 6 April 5, 2020, 5:35 p.m.

我们终于有了一位
I think it's pretty cool that
临床诊断为抑郁的伴唱这还挺酷的
we've got the first hype man that's clinically depressed.
我的天
Oh, my God.
-你疯了 -盖塔来抱一下我
- You crazy. - Gata, give me a hug.
-我爱你过来 -我也爱你
- I love you, come here. - I love you, too, bro.
你真是个好人
You're a real one, man, on God.
我很感激你很高兴能遇见你
Man, I appreciate you, man. I'm glad I met you, bro.
说实话我觉得我们不需要排练了
And I don't even think we need to rehearse anymore, to be honest.
我想的太多了
I've been overthinking everything.
我想我知道我们该干什么
I think I know what we should do.
大家好我是利尔·迪基
Hey. I'm Lil Dicky.
我鸡♥巴♥很小
I have a small penis
有时我会很紧张
and I stress out about things.
这是盖塔我的伴唱
This is Gata, he's my hype man.
盖塔向他们介绍一下你自己
Gata, tell 'em about yourself, huh?
怎么样我是你们的盖塔
What up, what up? It's your boy Gata.
太阳镜行家喜欢吃披萨我有躁郁症
Sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover, I'm bipolar,
我会带你的姑娘去晒日光浴
and I'll take your girl to the solar.
我没想到他会患上精神疾病
I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness,
但这就是你能在
but, man, this is the type of honesty and openness
这个团体里得到的诚实与开放
you can expect from this group.
这是我的调音师埃尔兹
This is my DJ... Elz.
今晚你将看到最棒的说唱歌♥手之一的现场表演
Tonight you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive
可能是你见过的最棒的演出
give probably the best show you've ever seen.
你会爱上米克·米尔的
And you're gonna love Meek Mill.
但在这之前享受我们的表演
But before that, enjoy us,
因为我们正处于优秀的顶峰
because we are on the cusp of greatness.
说实话我都不知道我们是怎么到那儿的
And to be honest, I don't even know how we got here.
六个月前
他现在和YG在录音室里
He in the studio with YG actually right now.
他和YG在录音室里吗
He in the studio with YG?
没错就是现在里面响声雷动
Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers.
纳蒂我从比诺那里得知了你的号♥码你在录音室吗
♪我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了♪
♪ My dick sucks ♪
♪我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了♪
♪ My dick sucks ♪
等等等一下
Hold up. Hold the fuck up.
你是不是油管上鸡♥巴♥短的那个博主
Ain't you the YouTube rapper with the small dick?
♪操♪
♪ Fuck! ♪
♪我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了♪
♪ My dick sucks ♪
♪我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了♪
♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪
♪操♪
♪ Fuck! ♪
♪尽管我的鸡♥巴♥短♪
♪ Even though my dick is shorty ♪
♪却像魔鬼教父一样挺拔♪
♪ It sit there like it's Gotti ♪
♪像甘地一样做点好事♪
♪ And it do good work like Gandhi ♪
♪可能会硬一点♪
♪ And it might grow more like Brawny ♪
♪也可能不会大厅里有女人♪
♪ Probably not, got bitches in the lobby ♪
♪肢体语言很明显♪
♪ Their body language obvi ♪
♪如果只能插♥进♥12厘米我就像不被看好的拳手洛奇♪
♪ If five inches the over-under, I'm underdog like Rocky ♪
♪他们不在乎我的鸡♥巴♥♪
♪ They don't care about my cock ♪
♪我可以用它来蹭逼♪
♪ I could use a pussy mop ♪
♪像警♥察♥一样出现在广播里♪
♪ On the radio like cops ♪
♪她看到我很是震惊♪
♪ She saw me and went in shock ♪
♪严格来说我没有工作♪
♪ Technically I'm unemployed ♪
♪但我确信我会去工作♪
♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work ♪