说唱王戴夫

Dave S01E08

Part 1 July 4, 2020, 2:01 p.m.

《我的鸡♥巴♥弱爆了》让他迅速走红
"My Dick Sucks" put him on the map.
"来人舔我吧"挑战
The Somebody Suck Me Competition?
证明他可以像这样渗透进流行文化中
Well, that proved that he could infiltrate pop culture like that.
下一个能把戴夫提升成
Now, what's the next big project that's gonna elevate Dave
偶像级艺术家的大项目是什么呢
to become an icon-level artist?
你们很幸运他正在研究
Well, lucky for you guys, he's working on that right now.
或许可以和卡托纳唱片合作
And maybe it can be with Katonah Records.
接着麦克的话说谢谢你
And just to piggyback off Mike-- thank you--
我正在筹备我的下一张专辑
I'm working on my next album right now.
我认为这将成为音乐的巅峰
I really think it's gonna be, like, the zenith of musicality.
名叫《鸡掰》
It's called Penith.
但你们各位听懂了吗
But do you guys actually get it?
-完全懂了吗 -他们懂了
- Like, fully? - They get it.
你们觉得《鸡掰》是什么意思
What does "Penith" mean to you?
并不是想啰嗦但我觉得...
I don't mean to harp, but I feel like...
-他们明白了他明白了 -我只知道
- They get it. He gets it. - All I know is,
现在有人的鸡♥巴♥想被舔
somebody wants to get their dick sucked right now.
-什么 -你懂了吗
- What? - You get that?
我们想和你签约
That we want to sign you?
好极了
Dope.
我能以这种语气说话是因为这是场富有创造性的会议
I can talk like this because this is a creative meeting.
况且人力资源部没法再冲我发火了
Thus, HR can't get mad at me again.
-好吧 -我很长时间没在美国的企业中上班了但...
- Okay. - I haven't worked in corporate America for a while, but...
戴夫你被这样舔过吗
Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this?
唱片合同
A record deal.
我确实喜欢被舔
I do love to get sucked.
他喜欢
He does.
但这合同就像我被捅了屁♥眼♥一样
But this feels like I'm being fucked up my ass.
或者说我想象中的那种感觉
Or how I'd imagine it feels like.
所以...
So...
我下把松弛还有反颌
I have a slack jaw, and a underbite.
所以我只能咬一个角
And that's why I could only bite that amount of it.
拿点像样的东西给我
Come back with something better,
美国黑人演员
否则丹泽尔·华盛顿会从前门走出去
or, hey, Denzel Washington will walk right out your front door.
就是我
Me.
我也会演戏
I act as well.
你还有备份吗
Do you have another copy?
♪你好我是戴夫♪
♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
说唱王戴夫
第一季第八集
♪我是利尔·迪基♪
♪ I'm Lil Dicky ♪
♪你好我是戴夫♪
♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
♪谁是戴夫♪
♪ Who's Dave? ♪
♪你好我是戴夫♪
♪ Hi, I'm Dave. ♪
我说这话是诚心诚意的
I say this with the utmost sincerity,
我就是下个侃爷
I am the next Kanye West.
只是我是白人
Except... I'm white.
这是个糟糕的事实
It's a shitty reality,
但白人说唱歌♥手的销量更好
but white rappers sell more.
专辑演唱会门票
Records, ticket sales.
虽然很糟糕但这是个事实
It's just, it sucks, but it's the cold, hard truth.
我讨厌这个事实
I hate that it's true, by the way.
所以我对消费者来说更像是艾米纳姆
So, I'm actually more like Eminem, to the consumer.
史上销量最高的说唱歌♥手
The highest selling rapper of all time.
德雷克才是
Drake is.
-什么 -德雷克
- What? - Drake.
德雷克是销量最高的说唱歌♥手超过了艾米纳姆
Drake is the highest selling rap-- He surpassed him.
-什么时候 -今年
- When? - This year.
他是犹太人所以无所谓了
Well, I mean, he's Jewish, so whatever.
我像艾米纳姆但我的人设更健全
I'm like Eminem, except I'm wholesome.
我也很有爱
And, like, sweet.
我是个有爱的人
I'm, like, a sweet man.
美国所有12岁的女生看到我都会说
Any 12-year-old girl in America is gonna look at me and be like,
"我的天我要嫁给他"
"Oh, my God, I could marry that guy."
对了我不会娶12岁的女生
And by the way, I wouldn't marry a 12-year-old girl.
我只是说她们心理上
I'm just saying, they will want to marry me.
想要嫁给我
Mentally.
她们没机会嫁给我因为我不是恋童癖
They'll never have a chance because I'm not a pedophile.
继续继续
Keep going. Just keep going.
这就引出了我的下一点
And that brings me to my next point.
我的肉体
My physicality.
我看了所有的评论
I'm just, like, I read all the comments,
我看了一切
and I-I see everything, and it didn't--
-并不都是这样的 -没错
- It was not always this way. - No.
如果你们看向我的脸
If you look at my face now,
你们不会知道我以前长什么样子
you'd never realize what I used to look like.
我小的时候面部表情狰狞
When I as a kid, my face was haunted.
人们看到我会惊声尖叫
People used to scream at me.
你们都知道结局如何
And you what's gonna end up happening, right?
原单向组合成员英国歌♥手
泽恩效应谁是泽恩The Zayn effect. Like, who is Zayn?
泽恩·马利克Zayn Malik?
我都没听过这个人的歌♥
I don't even know what that guy's music sounds like,
但并不重要他太火了
but it doesn't even matter, he's so hot.
-没错他很火 -他很棒
- Yeah. He's hot. - It's pretty good.
-他很火 -没错
- He's really hot. - Yeah.
总之你把他们仨合并在一起
Anyways, you put all three of those things together
就变成了利尔·迪基
and you have Lil Dicky.
我是戴夫·伯德也是个浪漫主义者
I'm Dave Burd. I'm also a hopeless romantic.
我才听说应该管西班牙人叫"老铁"
I just learned you're supposed to call Hispanic people La-tinx.
我喜欢吃鸡柳蘸蜂蜜芥末酱
And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard.
我们一起赚十亿美元吧谢谢你们
Let's make a billion dollars. Thank you.
喜剧团队以搞笑独特的风格而闻名
我们认为你有潜力成为下一个孤岛乐队We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island.
我的音乐对你们来说是笑话吗
Is my music a joke to you guys?
没错很有趣
Yeah, it's so funny.
幽默
Hilarious.
我可能是现存的前五说唱歌♥手之一
I am one of the five best rappers alive, probably.
美国说唱歌♥手
东岸说唱一时的领军人物
被大家誉为街头诗人
我可能没有纳斯厉害
Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like,
还有李尔·韦恩没错
Lil Wayne. Yeah.
-还有恶少 -对
-Young Thug, either. - No.
我得写下来才能写全
I have to, like, write it all-- I-I don't know.
但我想说我不像孤岛乐队
But I'm saying it's, like, ver-- It's not-- Like, Lonely Island,
我很抱歉我没有...
I'm-I'm so sorry. I didn't...
我并不是有意起步便错的
I didn't mean to get off on the wrong foot.
你在忙什么
Um, what else are you working on?
我在筹备一张专辑
Well, I'm working on an album.
很好
That's great.
名叫《鸡掰》
It's called Penith.
《鸡掰》
Penith?
他太有趣了鸡掰
He's just so funny. Penith?
-他们明白了 -不你们知道"顶峰"是什么意思吗
- They got it. - No. Do you even know what "Zenith" means?
你们知道
Do you even know, do you even know
-你们在笑什么吗 -你说了"鸡掰"
- what you're laughing at? - You said "Penith."
你们都不知道
Okay. You don't even know--
你们都不知道你们在笑什么
You guys don't even know what you're laughing at.
戴夫
Dave,
我就直说了
I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
你很幽默但我们是唱片公♥司♥
You're hilarious, but we are a record label.
我们制♥作♥音乐你的音乐正是我们想要的
We make music, and your music is what we want.
你的说唱太棒了
Your rapping is amazing.
-很棒对吧 -是的
- Yeah. It's good, right? - Yeah.
-是的我们很喜欢 -我是个很棒的说唱歌♥手
- Yeah, we love it. - I'm an incredible rapper.
-我们同意 -我也觉得
- We concur. - I think so.
-谢谢 -问题是
- Thanks. - Question is,
你愿意安稳于此吗
are you willing to settle for that?
-你想前进多少 -别说废话了
- How far do you want to go? - All right, cut the shit.
如果我和公♥司♥签约了
If I ever sign with a label,
只会把他们当作机器来用
it would only be to use them as a machine.
我不希望你们干预我的创意
Like, I would never want you guys touching the creative.
你们给出的建议
There's no idea you could give me
都无法让我更加了解自己