加州靡情（2007）
Californication S04E10
Part 2
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:46 a.m.
Oh,hey,Moody, what'd you think?
哦 嘿 Moody 你觉得怎么样?
Oh,wait,I forgot... I don't give a fuck.
哦 等等 我忘了... 我他妈不在乎你的意见
Now,now.
好了好了
That's it,Charlie,I'm doing it. What?
行了 Charlie 我要动手了 什么?
I'm fucking his wife.
干♥他♥老婆
He's left me no choice.
他让我别无选择
You don't want to do that,Hank.
你不能那么干 Hank
Yep,I think I do.
不 我觉得我能
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
我的老二是最好的复仇之餐
He actually said,"Revenge is a dish best served with my dick"
他当时是这么说的 "我的老二是最好的复仇之餐"
Yeah,but he was just kidding around.
对 可他只是说着玩的
Oh,he was just kidding around.
哦 他只是说着玩的
So he didn't really have an affair with Mrs. Carr?
那他没有和Carr夫人有染吗?
Oh,well,yes,he did.
哦 那倒还是染了
But that was all in good fun. I see.
不过那都是好玩的 明白了
So your definition of "good fun"
所以你对"好玩"的定义是
is breaking up a marriage?
破坏他人的婚姻?
Okay,now you're twisting my words around.
好吧 你扭曲了我的词义
Big,man. I think so too,man.
大事件啊 兄弟 我也这么觉得
I think it's gonna be very big.
我觉得这事能搞大
I hope so. The women are gonna like it.
希望吧 女人一定会喜欢的
People seem to love... Women and transsexuals,maybe.
人们总是喜欢... 女人和变性人
You get lost,Moody, or you still pouting?
你迷路了吗 Moody 还是你在生闷气?
I'm sorry if I wanted it to be better,Carr.
对不住你 我本来以为会好看点 Carr
可以多点<搏击俱乐部>的感觉 少点<电子情书>的调调
Christ on the cross,Moody, what are you complaining about?
看在耶稣的份上 Moody 你还有什么可抱怨的?
That thing is tracking through the fucking roof.
这事整那么急
Trackin',schmackin'.
整那么爽
It's a fucking abortion, and you did the bloody honors.
这就一他妈的流产啊 你的双手沾满了鲜血
The worst thing is you're not even a good abortionist.
最烂的是你流产技术还不怎么样x7f
You're fucking hack with a wire hanger.
你♥他♥妈♥就是一江湖郎中
You're such a fucking little girl.
你真♥他♥妈♥是个娘们
You want to see things done your way,
你想看着顺眼吗
why don't you pick up a fucking camera and direct something?
干嘛不自己扛个摄像机拍点什么?
I don't want to direct.
因为我不想拍
You said you liked my book.
你说你喜欢我的书
We shook hands. I trusted you.
我们握了手 我就相信你了
It's not that bad.
没那么糟吧
Come on,what do you think? Be honest.
说吧 你觉得呢 说实话
Can I speak freely?
能说实话吗
Sure. But be careful.
可以 不过措辞千万小心
You're my fucking agent too.
你♥他♥妈♥也是我的经纪人 Runkle
I thought it was amazing.
呃...我觉得棒极了
Ah,you silly twat.
噢 你个蠢逼
I thought it was wonderful,baby.
我觉得好极了 亲爱的
Be nice and I'll let you write the sequel.
放乖点 我就让你来写续集
Be nice and I won't fuck your wife again.
放乖点 我就再不干♥你♥老婆了
What the fuck did you just say?
你♥他♥妈♥说什么
Apologize,Hank. Right now.
道歉 Hank 马上道歉
I'm just fucking with you,Carr.
我跟你闹着玩呢 Carr
You guys are obviously bulletproof.
看来你们是喝大了
A love story for the ages.
拍的好一部经久不衰的爱情故事
A crazy little thing called love.
'A crazy little thing called love' (Queen乐队的一首歌♥)
Cheers.
回见
So when Karen moved in with Bill,
当Karen与Bill同居的时候
did Mr. Moody express any similar desire for revenge?
Moody先生表现出相似的报复情绪了吗
I'm gonna get that fucking bastard.
我要弄死那个杂种
I'm gonna make him rue.
我会让他后悔的
Rue what,exactly? I don't know.
后悔什么呢 我哪知道
I just like saying "rue." I find it most pleasing.
我就喜欢说'后悔' 说起来感觉很好
Don't be stupid,Hank. Too late.
别犯傻了 Hank 迟了
Yeah,that's what I was afraid of.
是啊 我就是怕迟了
Charlie,the man has stolen the love of my life right out from under me.
Charlie 那个杂种从我身下 把我的一生挚爱偷走了
That dull fucking dial tone of a human has poached my woman.
那个了无生趣的鸡♥巴♥玩意儿插了我女人
You can understand that,right?
你能理解吧
He has poached my favorite client.
他插了我最爱的贤妻
And now my daughter lives in prison behind these castle walls.
现在我女儿又身陷囹圄
What would you have me do?
你让我怎么办
Go home and sleep it off.
回家 睡一觉 好好想想明白
Aside from that.
除了那个
Do you have my back on this,Charlie?
这事你站我这边不 Charlie?
Just don't get us arrested,okay?
你别弄得我们俩进局子 行不?
Word to your mother,Charlie.
说好了 Charlie
Word to your fucking mother, you bald motherfucker.
妈的说好了啊 你个秃驴
If only someone would come along and steal you out from under me.
要是谁能来把你从我身下偷了去就好了...
That ain't gonna happen. That will never happen.
那不可能 决不会发生的
I will never leave you.
我永远不会离开你的
You know why? I'll tell you.
知道为什么吗? 我告诉你
Because I love you,
因为我爱你
and I will totally become your blood brother right now.
现在我们就锸血为盟吧
Do you have a knife?A shard of something? I'm good. I'm go... I'm good.
你有刀没有 尖锐的东西都行 不用了 不用...不用了
I'm good. Use these car keys.Take the fucking wheel.
不用了 就用车钥匙吧 过来掌方向盘
What the fuck are you doing?
你♥他♥妈♥的干什么呢
You took a shit on my car!
你在我车上拉屎!
Whoa,come on. Oh,fuck!
喔 来啊 我♥操♥!
Don't... Come on!
别... 过来!
Here we go.
闪喽!
Go,Charlie,go!
开车 Charlie 开车!
Nothing further.
我没有问题了
Mr. Runkle... Yeah.
Runkle先生... 啊
Would you describe Mr. Moody as more than just a client?
Moody先生对你来说 是否不仅仅是客户?
Absolutely.
当然
I would describe him as a friend.
我看来他是我的朋友
My best friend.
我的挚友
And in what ways has he acted as your friend?
那么作为朋友 他是怎么对待你的呢
Well,there was a time I was estranged from my wife...
嗯 有段时间我跟我妻子疏远了
We're now divorced.
我们现在离婚了
She's having another man's baby.
她有了别的男人的孩子了
They're living together now.
现在他们同居了
Mr. Runkle. Yes?
Runkle先生 嗯?
We don't need quite that much detail.
那些过细的情节不用说了
Oh,I'm sorry. Anyway,uh...
噢 不好意思 回到刚才说的 呃...
Hank and I went out drinking one night,
Hank和我有一天晚上出去喝酒
and long story short, we met this woman.
长话短说 我们认识了一个女人
She came back with us to Hank's place,
她跟我们回到了Hank的住处
and I started putting the moves on her.
我施展浑身解数 跟她调情
But she really wasn't that interested.
不过她好像一点不感冒
Fact is,she wanted to sleep with Hank.
实际上 她是想跟Hank上♥床♥
But Hank really wasn't that interested.
Hank又一点不感冒
He wanted to go to bed.
他想睡了
You know,get some sleep.
我是指的睡觉
But you know what he did? Mr. Runkle,it's okay,
你知道他怎么办的... Runkle先生
let me rephrase the question. No,no,no,no,no.
让我重述一下我的问题 不不不
No,you want to know what he did?
你不想知道他怎么做的?
He agreed to have a threesome with us anyway.
他同意我们来个3P了
That's right,because that is the kind of friend he is.
没错 他就是这么够意思
And it turned into a total botch too
不过好好一次3P给搞砸了
because the woman in question was a squirter.
那个女的居然还射了
Pshhh... a squirter! Mr. Runkle!
咻...射了 Runkle先生
I'm sorry.
噢 对不起
A female ejaculator.
潮♥吹♥了
Nothing further,your honor.
我的问题问完了 阁下
Mr. Runkle, you're excused.
Runkle先生 你可以退席了
If it please the court,the state calls Karen Van Der Beek.
下面请传Karen Van Der Beek
In your opinion,how much did Hank Moody hate Bill Lewis?
在你看来 Hank Moody 有多恨Bill Lewis?
Well,hate is a very strong word.
嗯 恨这个词不太恰当
I hate you,Bill.
我恨你 Bill
That's lovely,Hank. Thank you.
真好 Hank 谢谢了
Karen? Karen!
Karen? Karen!
Hey... Karen!
嘿... Karen
Can I have my family back now?
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