加州靡情（2007）

Listen to classical music?
听古典音乐吗?
Listen to motherfucking jazz.
还是听点操他♥娘♥的♥爵士吧
Got me? No.
明白不? 不
You represent everything I hate,But I do find you highly entertaining.Continue,please.
你集聚了我讨厌的所有品质 不过很有娱乐效果 请继续
You're a fucking man.
你是个爷们
You understand the dark side. I do?
你很了解这世界的阴暗面 是吗?
You've seen some shit.
你见识了很多操蛋的事
The handsome man,comes with a prize.
英俊的男人总是会得到奖赏
It's a burden.
这也是一种压力
And you understand that.
你非常了解个中关系
And plus,the motherfucking dark side,You know you wanna go!
除此之外 还有阴暗面 你知道自己想干的!
You know you do!Like a sex machine.
你知道的! 你就是一架做♥爱♥机器
You hear this guy?Bible's the truth!
听见了不? 圣经就是真理!
Excuse me? What?
什么意思? 什么?
I was agreeing with you,Eddie.
我很同意你的观点啊 Eddie
I'm a big fan,by the way.Big fan.
我也很喜欢爵士的 非常痴迷
Keep quiet,little boy.
安静待着 小伙子
Just sit back and nod and drink your fucking girly cocktail.
乖乖坐着 点点头 喝你的娘们鸡尾酒
You know what I'd like to do to you?
知道我想怎么对你么?
I'd like to shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun.
我真想把你塞彩弹枪里射出去
And watch you scream like a 14 year old fat girl.
看着你叫得跟一14岁肥妞一样
No place for you in man's world.
男人的世界里没你的位置
Fucking suit.Ruining everything.
操♥你♥娘♥的西装 扫了大爷的兴致
Eddie,Eddie,Eddie,what's with the fucking mood swings?
Eddie Eddie Eddie 怎么激动上了?
Be nice to my friend,the countryman.
别这么对我朋友 一乡下人
Have a fucking drink.Psycho?
喝你的吧
To hard cocks!And handsome men.
敬坚挺的老二! 还有英俊的爷们
Alright.Cheers.
好吧 干杯
C'mon,goldilocks.
干啊 金凤花
Excuse me.
失陪下
I see a girl that I had defecated on Palm Springs once.
我看到一女的 我在棕榈泉影节 狂欢的时候在她身上拉过屎
Hey,guys,I'm sorry I'm late.Where's Eddie going?
嘿 伙计们 对不起我迟到了 Eddie干嘛去?
He saw somebody he pooped on once. Sweet.
他看见一个被他拉过屎在身上的女的 赞
So what do we think?
那你们觉得怎么样?
Do you think he'd be a good Hank?
他能演得好Hank吗?
We think he's pretty much fucking insane that's what we think.
我们觉得他就是一他妈的十三点
Speak for yourself.I thought he was very compelling.
这是你的感觉 我觉得他很有压♥迫♥感
He's cupping your junk,you find that compelling,did you?
他抓着你老二了你就觉得他有压♥迫♥感?
I did.It was very intense.
没错 抓得很紧致
You can see why the man has an Oscar.
怪不得能得奥斯卡呢
Hey,you know I never did finish giving you my notes.
嘿 我的笔记你还没看完呢
Oh,yeah,I think you did. No,pretty sure I didn't.
哦 没啊 看完了啊 我很确定你没看完
Well,guess what,I'm not taking any more notes.I'm full.So there.
那这么说吧 我不想看了 看饱了 就这样
Your client's being very naughty.
你的委托人太调皮了
I think you should send him to my room without any supper.
我觉得你该罚他不吃饭 就去我房♥间看笔记
Charlie,this can't be worth at all for a stupid fucking movie
Charlie 为这么一部 傻♥逼♥电影不值得啊
that'll probably turn out to be worse than the last one.
而且有可能这部会比上部还傻♥逼♥
The odds are against us,my friend,always.
我们现在也很困难嘛 老朋友
What're you gonna do?Get a real job?
要不你想干嘛? 正经找份活干?
Hello?
有人吗?
Hello?
有人吗?
Sasha Bingham?
Sasha Bingham?
Hey,hello. Hello!
嘿 你好 你好!
You are...pretty naked under that thing,aren't you?
你...你除了那玩意儿 基本没穿别的了 是吧?
You're pretty good at stating the obvious.
你好像很喜欢说一些显而易见的事
You know,I gotta be honest with you,I don't think that we can continue to do...
你看 我得老实告诉你 我觉得咱们不能继续做...
stuff,Stuff...stuff of physical nature.
做一些事情...一些身体上的事情
Oh,why is that,you don't enjoy yourself?
哦 为什么呢 你不舒服吗?
No,no I'm sure,it was stars,Just that I don't remember much after the K.O.
没有没有 我很舒服 只是被揍之后我就不太记得了
You know,but the sex is always pretty good.
不过性事还不错的
Pretty good? Yeah,you know like pizza,
还不错? 是啊 就像匹萨
or Mexican food or sushi even.
墨西哥菜 或者寿司一样不错
No,sushi is pretty high on mass.
不 寿司其实还是挺不错的
Is this like a technique of yours,
你是不是很喜欢玩这类把戏
you know where you insult the girl so she'll want you even more?
把一女的说得一文不值 这样她就更想跟你做?
Because it's totally working.
非常起作用
Yeah,it's just that I'm.I'm in a hell of a lot of trouble these days.
不是 只是这几天我麻烦缠身
Yeah,this whole statutory rape thing is pretty fucked up.
是啊 强♥奸♥未成年什么的烂事
Totally.
可不是
It is kind of hot though too...You know,knowing that I slept with a criminal.
不过这也很让人性奋... 尤其是明知对方是一个罪犯的时候
Alleged criminal!Thank you very much... Ah,yes.
犯罪嫌疑人! 谢谢... 啊 是哦
Speaking of that bit of unpleasantness,the rape,not our physical union,
说到不高兴的事儿 就那个强♥奸♥罪 我不是说咱俩
it's probably not the best time to be getting involved with the actress
现在这时候我觉得最好还是不要
who's gonna play the girl who I raped...allegedly.
和扮演我名义上强♥奸♥过的女孩的 女演员搞在一起
I get what you're saying,
我懂你的意思了
but that doesn't mean I don't want one or more of your fingers in my vagina right now.
不过现在我还是希望你能 把你的一两根手指插♥进♥我的阴♥道♥里
Why you have to talk to me like that? Talk like what?
你干嘛非得这么说呢? 怎么说?
It just makes it...kinda hard to...clink clearly.
你这么说让我...有点僵硬
Yes,guess it does it make it kinda hard.
是啊 好像真的有点硬了呢
Shit! No,I can do better.
糟糕! 别 我能做得更好的
No,no,no,the door.
不 不 不 有人敲门
Shit,shit,shit,Eddie Niro.
糟糕糟糕 是Eddie Niro
Hold on,Eddie!
等等 Eddie!
What does that douchebag want?
那傻×来干嘛?
He want us to talk about the project,I told him he could stop by,but I did not think he would.
他想和我谈谈电影的事 我让他 有空可以过来 可没想到他真会来
I'll go then,I'll just leave. You don't mind?
那我走吧 我走 你不介意吧?
No I don't mind,I mean,maybe I should,but I think I'm just too tired to figure that out,
不介意 也许我应该介意的 不过我真是懒得想明白了
so,yeah I'm good.
没事的
Hey,actually just uh.just hide in the bathroom,OK?
嘿 要不这样 你去卫生间藏会好吗?
Hide in the bathroom?Why do I have to hide?
藏卫生间里? 我♥干♥嘛要藏起来?
Because I don't want him to know you're here,duh?
因为我不想让他知道你在这 好吧?
Duh? Yeah.
好吧? 对
Look,the secret to being a successful Hollywood actress,
要成为好莱坞成功的女演员
is projecting the vibe that everyone you work with has a shot at fucking you.
就是要让别人以为他们都有机会干♥你♥
That's the secret?You mean to tell me you wouldn't fuck Eddie Niro?
秘诀是这个? 你是想跟我说 你不想和Eddie Niro上♥床♥?
One of the greatest actors in present generation...allegedly?
他可是当今时代最伟大的 男演员之一啊 至少是名义上的?
No,I would,he's hot,that's just not the point.
不想 他是很性感 不过那不是重点
He poops on people. Just hide in the bathroom,OK?
他喜欢把屎拉人身上 乖乖待在这里 好吗?
Yeah,I'm gonna go get rid of him,go downstairs for a drink.
我去把他支开 下楼喝一杯什么的
How do I look? Good enough to shit on.
我看起来怎么样? 很适合拉屎
Would it kill you to put on a bra?
你戴个胸罩能死啊?
are you jealous?
你是不是嫉妒了?
No? No!
不是? 不是!
I don't know,it's just that...I just had one or more fingers inside you,
不知道 只是...只是我刚刚 才把手指插♥进♥你里面
and I don't know where you come from but the way I was raised,that's pretty intimate.
我不知道你是哪人 不过照我们那的规矩 我们可是肌肤相亲了啊
Thirteen!
第十三个!
To my dear beautiful daughter.
我可爱又美丽的闺女
I'm writing you a letter,that's right,a good old fashioned letter.
我在给你写一封信 没错 这是一种老套又温馨的方式
It's a lost art really,like handjobs...Shit.
饱含了很多技术含量 就像手活一样...操
I have a confession to make:
我得跟你说老实话
I didn't like you very much at first You were just this little annoying little blob,
一开始我并不是特别喜欢你 你只是一团小小的讨厌的肉团
You smelled nice,most of the time.
你闻起来很香 大多数时候吧
But you didn't seem to have much interest in me.
可你对我好像没什么兴趣
Which of course I found vaguely insulting.
我对此总有点模糊的懊恼之情
It was just you and your mom against the world,funny how somethings never change.
这世上只有你和你母亲是我的 精神支柱 很好笑这一点从来没变过
So I cruised along,doing my thing,acting the fool,
所以我得以四处晃荡 做我自己的事 装傻充愣
not really understanding how being a parent changes you.
并不真正懂得如何做一个好父亲 对你产生影响
And I don't remember the exact moment everything changed.
我也不太记得这一切 是什么时候发生改变的
I just know that it did.
我只知道 一切都变了
One minute I was impenetrable,nothing could touch me,
上一分钟我还是不可战胜的 没有什么能够使我动容
the next my heart was somehow beating outside my chest,exposed to the elements.
下一分钟我的心就跳出了我的胸膛 暴露在各种险恶的环境中
Loving you has been the most profound,intense and painful experience of my life.
对你的爱是我这一生最深刻 最令人紧张和痛苦的经历
In fact it's been almost too much to bear.
事实上对我来说几乎难以承受
As your father,I made a silent vow to protect you from the world.
作为你的父亲 我曾经暗暗发誓 要保护你免受这世界的伤害
Never realised I was the one who would end up hurting you the most.
却从来没有意识到我才是 那个伤你最深的人
When I flash forward my heart breaks.
尤其是当我想到 自己心跳停止的那一刻
Mostly because I can't imagine you speaking of me with any sort of pride.
因为我不能想象 你会以骄傲的口吻提起我
How could you?
你又怎么会?
Your father is a child in a man's body,he cares for nothing and everything at the same time.
你的父亲只是一个住在男人身体里的 小孩 他什么都不在乎又什么都在乎
Noble in thought weak in action.
他是思想的巨人 行动的矮子