黑色星期一

Black Monday S02E07

Part 5 July 14, 2020, 12:12 p.m.

我们应该做些女人的活
We should do lady business.
不
Oh, no.
抱歉你说的是真正的事业
Sorry. Y-you meant actual business.
我误会了
Misread that.
你猜怎么着我加入
You know what? Yes, I'm in.
敬女性事业
To lady business!
-不行 -好吧
- No. - Okay.
-我只是爱... -操
- I just love to-- - Fuck.
我本来打算说"和你躺在这里"
I was gonna say, "Lie here with you,"
不过那个也是
but that too.
-出问题了吗 -搞什么
- Something wrong? - What the--
不只是我几分钟后要做一笔交易
No, I was just gonna make a trade in a couple minutes.
美元兑换日元的汇率
但现在股市在朝对我不利的方向发展
but it's already somehow moving against me.
操
Fuck.
操
Fuck.
我们困在这里17分钟了
We're stuck in here for 17 minutes?
搞什么
What the fuck?
你打算做什么交易
What trade were you trying to make?
就是你懂的股票嘛
Just, like, you know, stocks.
韦恩哥们你不会相信的
Wayne, buddy, you are not gonna believe this,
但这位美丽的姑娘很想见你
but this beautiful woman is dying to meet you.
韦恩·拉波特卡
Wayne Lapotka?
我整晚都很想跟你谈谈
I've been wanting to talk to you all night.
这是真的吗
Is this happening?
在我前妻打破了那么多诺言后
After all the promises my ex-wife broke
还有那些我为了在网上
and all the computers I broke
找个女人取代她而砸坏的电脑
trying to Weird Science a replacement for her,
我都要厌女了但也许我错了
it made me turn on women. Maybe I was wrong.
也许女人不是敌人
Maybe women aren't the enemy.
你被传讯了
You've been served.
"只为男性"起诉你盗用他们的名字了吗
Did Just For Men serve you for stealing their name.
-见鬼 -天呐
- God damn it. - Oh, my God!
既然我们被困在这里
As long as we're stuck in here,
我很想给你看看我的新竞选广♥告♥
I've been dying to show you the new commercial.
好极了
Great.
罗杰·哈里斯在国会的第一任期中
During Roger Harris' first term in Congress,
他担任了众议院道德委员会的主席
he chaired the House Ethics Committee,
创造了这个词...
coined the term...
不好意思你再说说这东西怎么要三百万
I'm sorry--remind me why this was $3 million?
那些星战的人对他们的星星滑动版权看得很紧
Those Star Wars guys take star wipes very seriously.
那个旁白只是暂时的
And that VO is just temp,
我们已经给了斯科特·拜奥
but we're out to Scott Baio.
罗杰·哈里斯竞选国会议员
伦理道德价值风向标
在《快乐时光》中饰演恰奇
-酷 -真的吗
- Cool. - Yeah?
美元兑换日元的汇率
我是罗杰·哈里斯竞选国会议员
I'm Roger Harris, and I'm running for Congress.
-看着很棒 -真的吗
- Looks great. - Yeah?
对真的很不错
Yeah, it looks really great.
斯科特·拜奥
Scott Baio.
你干什么了老蒙
What'd you do, Mo?
泄露我们的交易信息了
Did you leak our trade?
听起来你没及时做空
Sounds like you didn't get in on time.
-你♥他♥妈♥干嘛了 -我救了你的小命道恩
- What the fuck did you do? - I saved your ass, Dawn.
这个交易一等到美国股市开市就要完蛋
That trade's gonna blow up as soon as the U.S. Market's open.
如果你够聪明你要去做多
Now, if you're smart, you get on the other side
在日经指数闭市前大量买♥♥进日元
and buy the yen right now before the Nikkei closes.
我不用你救我
I don't need you to save my ass.
我不需要任何人的帮助
I don't need anyone's fucking help.
是我想出了黑色星期一的主意
I came up with Black Monday!
整件事全是我的主意
The whole thing-- it was my idea!
-道恩·达西 -够了听好
- Dawn Darcy! - Okay, listen.
你最好别再大声嚷嚷这件事了
You may want to stop screaming that shit.
你也最好别再告诉我
And you might wanna stop telling me
该不喊什么了
what to stop screaming.
这就对了
Yeah, that's it.
听着你能信我一回吗
Okay, look, will you just trust me please?
如果你想让我信你
If you want me to trust you,
就做点值得让我相信你的事
then do something that's trustworthy for once.
我刚做了
I just did.
昨晚华尔街兴起了一个奇怪流言
An odd rumor swept across Wall Street last night
导致日元价格跌至谷底
driving the yen through the floor--
在今早开市后迅速反弹至高位
quickly disproven at the opening bell.
日元的股价
The Japanese currency
迅速突破天际
immediately shot through the roof,
已经比作天的盘后价还要高了
already higher than yesterday's close.
你耍了我们你耍了我们
You fucked us. You fucked us.
我们损失了几百万我就知道
We lost millions. I knew it.
你还在和老蒙合作
You're still working with Mo
还有那些魔鬼对吧
and those little devils, aren't you?
是老蒙坑了我们俩
Mo fucked us both again,
但会值得的好吗
but it's gonna be worth it, okay?
因为我昨天搞到了能坑死所有人的信息
'Cause I got enough information last night to fuck everybody.
你会惊讶的人们在盆栽前
You'd be surprised how people let their guard down
有多容易放下戒备
in front of the houseplant.
这就是你一直寻找的时机
It's the exact kind of huge shit
你可以趁这个机会
that you've been looking for
威胁布莱尔让他认罪
so you can leverage Blair into a confession.
是我想出了黑色星期一的主意老娘
I came up with Black Monday! Me!
是我的主意
It was my idea!
搞什么老兄我是人
What the fuck, man? I'm a person.
我的错我的错
My bad, my bad.
相信我这次准行
Trust me, I got this.
最好是最好别再出幺蛾子了
You better. You fucking better.
否则我就把你送回那个大房♥子
Otherwise I'm sending you back to the big house
把你老婆送回贫民窟
and your wife to the poor house
而我回到松饼屋
and me to the fucking House of Pancakes.
我不擅长运球妈的
I'm bad off the dribble. Fuck.
妈的
Fuck.
日语继续升值至历史新高位
And the yen continues its historic rise.
-我知道你干了什么 -什么
- I know what you did. - What?
你发现道恩会参与
You found out Dawn was gonna be a part
布莱尔的违法交易所以你让基斯去告诉
of Blair's illegal trade, so you used Keith to tip off
华尔街的其他投行好让他们没法及时做空
the rest of the street so they couldn't get in in time.
你怎么会这么想
What makes you think that?
因为他们不仅没有做空
'Cause not only did they not get short,
道恩反而想出了绝妙的一招直接做多
somehow, Dawn had the brilliant idea to get long.
就好像有人告诉她
Almost as if someone told her
交易会在开市后反扑
the trade would blow up at the bell.
你的女友刚转了九百万
Your girlfriend just made $9 million.
而且你知道吗
And wouldn't you know--
这还是个完全合法的交易
it happens to be a totally legal trade.
那太厉害了但我还是不知道
That's amazing, but I still don't know
你在说什么老大
what you're talking about, boss.
我也不知道你在笑什么狗♥日♥的♥
And I don't know what you smiling about, motherfucker,
因为这改变了一切
'cause this changes everything.
我们的交易吹了
Our deal is fucking off.
我们的交易怎么就吹了
How is our deal fucking off?
老蒙为那些我没做的
Hey, Mo. For some shit that I didn't--
迪迪抱歉我不知道
Oh, Dede. Oh, I-I'm sorry. I didn't realize--
-不不不这不是 -不不不
- No, no, no, it's not-- - No, no, no, no, no.
我说了别担心
I told you. Don't worry about it.
-她会理解的宝贝 -当然
- She'll understand, baby. - Uh, yeah.
不我真的为你们开心
No, I'm really happy for you guys.
天呐
Ooh, Lord,
那个潘趣酒里到底有什么
what the hell was in that punch?
自从我退出兄弟会后
I ain't black out like that
就没想这样断片过了
since I crossed Alpha Gamma Psi.
你知道吗
You know!
你们华尔街的人真会玩
Y'all Wall Street people know how to party.
马库斯这样吧