黑色星期一

Black Monday S02E05

Part 3 July 14, 2020, 12:11 p.m.

just waiting with not enough places to stash it.
-荣耀电台是个教会吗 -是
- HGTV is legally a church? - Yes.
它起初是电视后来被正式授予
It started as a TV network but was officially granted
教会的地位
church status,
跟科学论派以邮轮起步
the same way Scientology started off as a cruise line
摩♥门♥教♥以名牌公♥司♥开始一个道理
and the Mormons started as a name tag company.
纽威尔住在飞机里
Newell lives in a jet.
住在空中好吗
In the air, okay?
他着陆只是为了加油
He only lands to refuel
私人盈利性公♥司♥
拥有许多美国手工艺品商店
并在好必来的新店开幕式上剪彩
and cut the ribbon on Hobby Lobby openings.
对但他也是罗杰的岳父
Yeah, but he's also Roger's father-in-law.
我不必向你解释吧这会使事情变得复杂
I don't have to explain to you that this complicates things.
我觉得它会简化事情
I think it simplifies things.
我从他女儿那得到推荐
I've got a rec from his daughter.
而你拒珂琦所言
You've got a super close relationship
和他钟爱女婿
with the son-in-law, who he loves,
关系非常密切
according to Corkie.
简直是天时地利人和
We've got the fundamentals and the personals.
别想了
Forget about it!
我们甚至可能拿到四千万美金你觉得呢
We might even get 40 million. What do you think?
我觉得我们该去赶飞机了
I think we have a plane to catch.
太好了
Yes!
我最喜欢计划定好的时刻了
Man, I love it when a plan comes together.
道恩看看这个
Hey, Dawn, check this out.
-双胞奶 -滚蛋老蒙
- Twins. - Fuck you, Mo.
行那工作怎么说
Okay, what about the job?
你这是是拒绝蒙蒙了吗
Is that a--is that a no-go for Mo-Mo?
你肯定都听见了吧
I take it you heard all of that.
重要的是我很努力当作没听见
Well, the important thing is that I tried not to.
你可真棒阿尔文
You're a class act, Alvin.
喂是我我进来了
Yeah, it's me. I'm in.
听着
Listen.
今晚9点在TBD集团见
Meet me at TBD at 9:00 o'clock tonight.
听到没穿点好看的
All right? And wear something nice.
转移
Transfer.
-这什么玩意儿 -操♥你♥妈♥ 光头
- What's this? - Fuck you, baldy.
吃屎去吧白人小子
Hah, eat shit, white boy.
-胡子不错啊贱♥人♥ -走吧
- Nice mustache, bitch. - Come on.
开门
Open up.
你不该跟那些犯人关在一起
You don't belong with those criminals.
你属于这里因为你是白色
You belong in here with these folks because you're white.
-什么 -白领
- What? - Collar.
这是你的欢迎礼包和牢房♥钥匙
Here's a welcome bag and a key to your cell.
这这是什么地方
Wh-what is this place?
我可以告诉你
I could tell you,
但让费德俱乐部的
but it would sound a heck of a lot sweeter
无伴奏合唱团唱给你听会更爽
coming from Club Fed's very own acapella group
他们都是耶鲁威芬普夫团和
made up of the best Yale Wiffenpoofs
哈佛海斯特布丁团最好的歌♥手
and Harvard Hasty Pudding singers
这可是监狱外花钱都听不到的
money can't buy out of prison--
牢中鸟合唱团伙计们
The Jailbirds! Boys?
缉毒之战害得监狱里犯人满溢
里根的反走私政策让恶棍们都伏法
但暴徒和经济犯不能共处一牢房♥
所以我们设置新界救大家于脱离苦海
我们觉得
身处牢房♥ 仍应容光焕发
美甲保湿穿着得体
并饱餐一顿
And fressed?
*没错*
*Yes*
我们的大厨能给您贴膘毕竟人家科班毕业
冻羊肉意面再尝一口洛林糕
美食之梦变成真只需带着食欲来
各种各样任君挑选全都因为您是白色
白领对吧
Collar, right?
行吧随你怎么想
Yeah, sure, whatever.
跟他讲讲我们的各种活动
Hey, tell him about the activities.
高尔夫网球游泳航海马球还有槌球
做些陶艺诚不我欺来段即兴表演或芭蕾
这些怎么会被允许啊
How is this allowed?
因为我们是白领他们就给了这地方
一个徒劳的选项满满的荒唐
一个罪犯天堂全为一个种族而生
但不管怎样只需开心度日
全都是因为我们是
白色
White!
没有监管也无犬吠撕咬
我们的暴♥乱♥不过是枕头大战
按♥摩♥师当值还有免费雪碧
水床陪你安睡
口腔护理一级棒
大部分是以色列人
游泳池里的水温刚刚好
建在一块印第安坟墓上
我们是白色
*白领*
*Collar!*
-是的是的 -没错
- Yeah, yeah, sure. - Sure.
-随便吧 -嗯
- Whatever. - Yeah.
就在走廊尽头吗
Just down the hall?
看看这个
Wow, look at this.
我只是粗略地看了一遍圣经
I've only skimmed the Bible,
可我很确定这就是
but I am pretty sure this is exactly
我们的主和救世主想要的
what our Lord and Savior would have wanted.
是啊他的确像拥有私人飞机的人
Yeah, he did seem like a private jet kind of guy.
你确定我不该给罗杰打电♥话♥吗
Are you sure I shouldn't call Roger?
当然我确定
Yes, I'm sure.
说实话如果你问的话听起来更可疑
Honestly, it sounds more suspicious if you ask.
还有啊你保证过不会让小鸡♥巴♥
And come on, you promised that you wouldn't let a little dick
耽误大生意
get in the way of big business.
但他的可不小
Well, it isn't little.
也不是特别大
It's not gigantic.
就是个正常成年男人尺寸的老二
What I'm saying is it's a normal adult-sized penis.
听着珂琦已经告诉他了好吧
Okay. Now, Corkie already talked to him, all right?
纽威尔迫不及待想认识华尔街奇才了
And Newell cannot wait to meet the Wiz of Wall Street.
-也就是我 -没错
- That's me. - Yeah.
所以我稍作停顿然后指向了你
That's why I took the pause and then pointed at you.
-谢谢你 -好了
- Thank you. - All right.
我会说出需要的金额而你...
Now I'm gonna lay out the numbers and you--
我会告诉他我和罗杰有多亲密
I will tell him how close I am with Roger.
就是这样
Exactly.
别想了
Forget about it!
我这就着手去办先生
I'll get right on that, sir.
-州长 -布莱尔
- Governor. - Blair!
-你好 -蕾吉娜
- Hi. - Regina?
我很喜欢上周的《227》
I loved last week's 227.
电视剧《227》中角色
尽管我希望玛丽和莱斯特
Although I wish that Mary and Lester
能把约会规则放宽一些
would relax their dating rules
这样布兰达和卡尔文就能滚床单了
so Brenda and Calvin can get it on.
万分感谢您的收看州长
Thank you so much for watching, Governor.
-天呐 -我说
- Yikes. - I mean,
你们真的分不清我们谁是谁吗
can you guys really not tell us apart?
分不清
No.
行吧
Okay.
欢迎光临空中祈祷
Welcome to Air Prayer.
阿门很荣幸来到这里
Amen. An honor to be here.
-这位女士穿了红色 -嗯
- The lady in red. - Yes.
红色是撒旦最喜欢的颜色
You know, red is Satan's favorite color.
我不敢相信我回来了
I can't believe I'm back.
曾几何时这种生活是我毕生所求
I mean, there was a time when this life was all I ever wanted
可我并不快乐我是说
but I wasn't happy. I mean,
我一贫如洗时还要更快乐些
I was happier when I had nothing.
所以当然我回来了对吧
So of course I come back, right?
因为我就是做这个的
'Cause that's what I do.
它让我想起了我小时候反复做的梦
It reminds me of this recurring dream I had when I was little
在梦里我被一个完美的家庭收养
where I get adopted by this perfect family
被车送到一栋完美的房♥子前
and get dropped off in this perfect house
然后我走进去
and--and I go inside,
结果它和我破烂的
and it's identical to my
寄宿男校一模一样你知道吗
broke-ass boys home, you know?
我就转身想从那里出去
And I turn around, try to get out of there,
但他妈根本没有门我被困住了
but there's no fucking doors. I'm trapped.
然后我变得特别抓狂
And then I get super molested.
我说的不是选择在汤和嗑嗨之间的选择