黑色星期一
Black Monday
第二季
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黑色星期一
Black Monday S02E05
Part 1
July 14, 2020, 12:11 p.m.
《黑色星期一》前情提要
Previously on Black Monday.
布莱尔 跟我丈夫偷♥情♥
Blair layeth down with my husband,
国会议员罗杰·哈里斯
Congressman Roger Harris.
我为TBD集团劳神费力
I mean, I do everything at TBD,
但是布莱尔忙着接受盛誉而无暇说谢谢
but Blair's too busy getting the credit to say thanks.
我想把你介绍给我爸爸
You know, I'd love to introduce you to my dad.
他一直在找投资机会
He's always looking for investment opportunities.
-你♥爸♥爸是谁 -纽威尔·斯沃福德牧师
- Who's your daddy? - Pastor Newell Swafford.
你跟他观点一致吗
Do you share his views?
除了他对罗杰的看法
Well, not his views on Roger.
从我们认识起 他就讨厌罗杰
Ever since we met, he hated him.
这是我的屌♥ 这不是我的屌♥
This is my dick. This is not my dick.
韦恩 去橡胶室 赶紧的
Wayne! Rubber room, now!
我要你的美国存储借贷银行股份
I need your chunk of Amerisavings.
我找到老蒙了 他已经不是公♥司♥的股东了
I found Mo. He is off our books for good.
好的
Okay.
现在这样我已经报复爽了 基斯
This kinda gets me all the revenge I need, Keith.
现在我要去科科莫
Now I'm going to Kokomo.
一场死伤惨重的枪击案发生于一家繁忙的
A deadly shoot-out tore through a busy branch
美国存储借贷银行分行
of Amerisavings & Loan.
别说银行名字了
Stop saying the goddamn name!
谢谢你
Thank you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
-谢谢你 -不行
- Thank you. - No, no.
那个是给莱尼的 抱歉
That one's for Lenny. Sorry.
不够所有人吃
Wasn't enough for everyone.
好了 我们更新下情况
Okay, let's catch up.
三周前 一宗暴♥力♥枪击案
Three weeks ago, a violent shoot-out
发生在美国存储借贷银行的弗罗里达州分行
took place at a Florida branch of Amerisavings & Loan,
该行是由雷曼兄弟和TBD集团
which is a joint investment between Leighman Brothers
共同投资的
and The TBD Group.
六人因枪击死亡
The shooting left six people dead,
一人差不多变成一滩血泥
one person sort of a warm slush,
全部投资都一文不值
and the overall investment worthless.
丹尼斯 这跟你的笔记相符吗
Dennis, does that line up with your notes?
我记的是六人死亡
I had six dead,
一个人差不多像溢出的炖汤
one person essentially spilled stew,
至于投资 则是"狗屎"
and the investment, "Dog shit."
正在更新我的笔记
Updating my notes.
你的客户先控告我的客户
Now, your client initially accused my clients
参与密谋
of engaging in a secret conspiracy
"你这满嘴恶臭谎言的怪物
to somehow "Fuck me again like
又给我惹麻烦"的阴谋
the shit-breathing lie monsters you are"
并且恐吓要行使他的"拉钩上吊"条款
and threatened to trigger his "Pants on Fire" clause
意味着立刻退还雷曼兄弟的投资
which would instantly refund the Leighman investment
并让TBD集团破产
and bankrupt The TBD Group.
没错
That's right.
庆幸的是 更冷静的头脑获胜
Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed
一个冗长的调查证明这场屠♥杀♥
and a lengthy investigation concluded that the massacre
只是一场神的天灾
was simply an act of God.
-旧约神 -没错
- Old Testament God. - Certainly.
《圣经》中旧约之神严惩罪人
新约之神则慈爱宽恕
新约神更亲切一点
New Testament God has softened up a little bit.
当爹后 人的轻重缓急会改变
Your priorities shift when you become a dad.
说的没错
It's so true.
看到这有多简单了吗
Ah, see how easy this is?
我告诉过你 只要老蒙不在
I told you, with Mo out of the picture,
我们就能像成年人一样谈生意
we can finally do business like adults.
现在我们来清理这片混乱之地[屠♥杀♥]吧
Now, let's clean up this mess-acre.
混乱之地[屠♥杀♥]Mess-acre!
我正在和国会的联♥系♥人合作
Now, I'm working with my congressional contacts
确保我们能得到大量财政援助
to make sure we get a fat bailout.
抽取点公共图书馆资金
It shouldn't be too hard to siphon some public
来让我们站稳脚跟应该不太难
library funding to keep us on our feet,
但我真正的问题是
but my real question is,
我们如何修复美国存储借贷银行的形象
how do we rehab Amerisavings' image?
没错 让美国存储借贷银行再次伟大
Yes. Make Amerisavings Great Again.
借用美国总统特朗普
竞选时的口号♥"让美国再次伟大"
我觉得真正的问题是枪♥支♥
I think the real issue here is guns.
我觉得如果世界上有多点枪
I think this whole thing could have been avoided
这整件事就能被避免
if the world just had more of them.
-真是坚如磐石的逻辑 拉瑞 -是的 没错
- It's rock-solid logic, Larry. - Yeah, it's true, it's true.
所以我也在给国会施压
That's why I'm also pressuring Congress
让他们放宽弗罗里达的持枪法令
to loosen conceal carry laws in Florida.
我的想法是
My pitch.
当你走进任何一家美国存储借贷银行的分行时
While visiting any branch of Amerisavings & Loan,
你都会得到一把上了膛的枪
you'll be provided with a loaded firearm.
我想到这点了 但有点不划算
Yeah, I thought of that, but it's not cost-effective.
怎么说
How's that?
人们会把这些枪偷走
People are gonna steal those guns
就像他们偷笔一样
like they steal pens.
除非
Unless...
太机智了 道恩 拴上链子
That's brilliant! Dawn, with the chain!
我喜欢
I love it!
你知道吗 你说的真是太对了
You know, you are absolutely right.
老蒙彻底离开之后
With Mo finally gone,
和你们合作非常愉快
it has been a pleasure doing business with you.
-谢谢你 -谢谢
- Aww, well, thanks. - Thank you,
各位好啊 我错过了什么
Yo, yo! What'd I miss?
我是坐这吗
Am I sitting here?
我要杀了他 我要一枪崩了他
I'm gonna kill him! I'll shoot him in the head!
快他妈把枪给我
Give me the goddamn gun!
-冷静 拉瑞 -把枪给我
- Please, Larry! - Give me the gun!
-操♥他♥妈♥的链子 -拉瑞
- Goddamn chain! - Larry!
冷静点 互操兄弟
Hey, calm down, brother fucker.
我是说 我表达最深切的哀悼
I mean, my deepest condolences.
我能想象失去挚友有多痛苦
I can only imagine the pain of losing my best friend.
互操挚友
With benefits.
操 我就知道 我他妈就知道
Fuck, I knew it! I fucking knew it!
我就知道 我就知道 我就知道
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
我就知道你们这些混♥蛋♥一直在合作
I knew all you assholes were still working together
就是为了坑我
to fuck me!
-没有 -你就是个阴险小人
- No! - You're a snake,
你也是 你♥他♥妈♥的也是
you're a snake, and you're a fucking snake!
-不 等等等 -你打我呀
- No, wait. - Eh!
老蒙 你♥他♥妈♥的来这干什么
Mo, what the fuck are you doing here?
我发誓 拉瑞 事情不是这样的
I swear, Larry, this is not what it looks like.
别说了 道恩 你知道现在这像什么吗
No, Dawn. You know what it looks like?
看上去就像我马上要行使我的
It looks like I'm about to trigger my--
是什么来着 丹尼斯
what is it again, Dennis?
-"拉钩上吊"条款 -拉钩上...真的假的
- Uh, "Pants on Fire" Clause. - Pants on Fi--really?
"拉钩上吊" 那就是我们起的名字
"Pants on Fire"? That's where we landed?
-也没很烂吧 -随便吧
- It's not bad. - Fuck it.
不重要 我要行使这条
It doesn't matter. I'm triggering it.
你有12个小时来还给我两千万
You got 12 hours to return my $20 million.
-就这样 -等等 等等 等等
- That's it! - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
-走了 丹尼斯 -拉瑞
- Come on, Dennis. - Larry!
-拉瑞 -操♥你♥大♥爷♥
- Larry! - Fuck you!
被他操可不舒服
Mm, that was uncomfortable.
怎么样 想我了吗
So, miss me?
黑色星期一
第二季 第五集
-你♥他♥妈♥要干什么 老蒙 -我回来了 宝贝
- What in the fuck, Mo? - I'm back, baby.
从哪 一个没有执照的理发店吗
From where? An unlicensed salon?
在我们打911把你重新扔回监狱之前
Yeah, before we call 911 to haul your ass back to prison,
你穿的这是什么 哥们儿
what's with your look, bro?
你就像是一条被污染的瀑布
You look like a polluted waterfall.
我得告诉你们 这是个非常流行的发型
I will have you know this is a very popular hairstyle.
你看上去就像是倒立着被电死的
You look like you got reverse electrocuted.
别学大人说话 阿尔文
Don't try to play along, Alvin.
你想谈论发型吗 道恩
You wanna talk about hair, Dawn?
我在杂♥志♥上看到你的小文章了
黑色星期一
Black Monday
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