大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S02E08

Part 2 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

I'd love to pretend to be the guy that's above all this,
我也想装清高
but frankly, I'm not. I need Nick to tell us everything.
但坦白说我不是我想听尼克告诉我们一切
I'm gonna need him to tell real good.
所有的事都要听
Well, let's just say that I got to second base.
好吧我上了二垒
She put a finger in your ass?
她把手指插♥你♥屁♥眼♥了
What? No, that's not second base.
什么不这不是二垒
What do you think third base is, Jay?
你觉得三垒是什么杰伊
You don't want to know. I do! I want to know!
你不想知道我想知道
Guys, please!
伙计们拜托
Last night, I touched Gina's boob.
昨晚我摸了吉娜的胸部
What! Oh, my.
什么天啊
Are you kidding? Oh, my God.
你在开玩笑吗我的天
That's even better!
那更爽啊
Nick, you're a pioneer. You... You climbed Mount Everest.
尼克你是先驱你爬上了珠峰
Boys... I made it.
兄弟们我做到了
It's... It's beautiful up here.
这里很漂亮
I wish you could see it. Over. You did it, Nick.
希望你们能看到结束你做到了尼克
You reached the highest peak in our grade. Over.
你达到了我们年级的巅峰结束
Thank you, Jay.
谢谢杰伊
Where's Andrew? Over.
安德鲁在哪里结束
He didn't make it, Nick.
他没撑住尼克
Over.
结束
You know what, guys?
知道吗伙计们
I'm kinda tired of hearing about Gina's boobs.
吉娜的胸部我有点听腻了
Jesse, it's not just her boobs.
杰西不仅仅是她的胸部
She's funny and smart and she knows who she is.
她既幽默又聪明她很有自知之明
Hold on.
等等
Wasn't that your thing, Jesse?
这不是你的优点吗杰西
Still is, hunch-o.
仍然是混♥蛋♥
Yeah, and then she just comes along and is like,
嗯她就这样出现
"LOL, big boobs." Like, come on.
挺着大胸拜托
It seems you've been replaced with a better model,
看来你已经被一个更好的模型取代了
not unlike how latex replaced ivory
与乳胶取代象牙
as the material of choice in the dildo industry.
作为假阴♥茎♥行业的首选材料不同哦
What is he talking about?
他在说什么
Ignore him. He's just trying to sell us Nazi dildos.
别理他他只是想卖♥♥给我们纳粹假阴♥茎♥
Oh, no, I assure you, ladies,
不我保证女士们
they are not for sale.
它们是非卖♥♥品
Okay, everyone, the lunar eclipse is at 11:08 tonight.
各位月食在今晚11点08分
In the meantime, why don't you set up your sleeping bags?
现在大家把睡袋铺好吧
All right, boys on this side, girls on that side.
男孩这边女孩那边
And of course, if you're a Transformer,
当然了如果你能变形金刚
you can sleep wherever you want.
就可以随便睡
Transformer? Come on, are you not gonna call him out on that?
变形金刚你不说他吗
I want to but I'm doing this thing where I'm trying to be nice,
我也想但我想做个好人
like the yellow M&M in those commercials.
就像广♥告♥里的小黄豆
Why? 'Cause the green one seems like a cunt.
为什么因为绿的看起来很傻♥逼♥
I'm sorry. I'm working on it.
抱歉我正在努力
Jay, I am so pumped for this sleepover!
杰伊我对过夜好兴奋啊
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome!
是的太棒了
Fart noises. Oh, man.
放屁声天啊
I can't believe we did it right.
我们居然弄对了
What am I looking at here?
你们在干嘛
It's a best friend hand shake, my dudes.
这是最好的铁哥们握手方式哥们
Wait, you and Coach Steve are best friends?
等等你和史蒂夫教练是铁哥们
I mean Coach Steve Steve?
那个史蒂夫教练吗
That's my name! Please wear it out.
是我名字大声喊出来吧
Interesting. Has Coach Steve, like, been to your house?
有趣史蒂夫教练去过你家吗
Well... Oh, yeah!
那个去过啊
'Cause Jay's house is where Jay's mom lives.
因为杰伊妈妈住在杰伊家
Wait, what? Oh, no.
等等什么不
And what did Coach Steve do with your mother?
史蒂夫教练和你妈妈做了什么
Oh, yes. He made thick in her warm.
是的她射进了她的温巢
Look, guys,
伙计们
I just help him scrape gum from the bleachers sometimes.
我只是有时帮他刮刮看台的口香糖
And you know what they say:
不是有这么一句话么
If it's under the bleacher, give it to your teacher,
看台下有什么就交给老师
'cause he'll chew anything.
因为他会嚼任何东西
Good lordy, I'm already sleepy.
天啊我已经困了
I think there's enough action in here to keep you going.
我觉得这里有能让你兴奋的东西
What? Did you see Andrew's athletic shorts?
什么看到安德鲁的运动短裤了吗
Did anyone bring an extra Breathe Right Strip?
有人有多的呼吸带吗
Fingers crossed, the sensitive skin kind?
最好是适合敏感皮肤的
Holy maloley, he can't hide anything in those.
天啊那裤子啥都藏不住
It's like a grocery bag full of fruit.
就像一个装满水果的杂货袋
And a penis.
还有鸡鸡
Wiggles, you better stop it, you naughty little worm.
扭扭住口你这个淘气的小虫子
Really makes your tummy glitter I bet. You forget yourself.
肯定能让你肚子发光你忘乎所以了
You've gotta go in the bag.
你快进书包吧
Yes, everybody's got their fun little secrets.
是的每个人都有好玩的小秘密
Isn't that right, old timer?
对吧老爷爷
I'm not an old timer. A lot of kids got arthritis.
我不老很多孩子都有关节炎
Hey, Andrew!
安德鲁
Just like 9-11, I'll never forget,
就像911 我永远也不会忘记
Osama bin Rubbin'.
奥萨马·本·辣登
Boy, that was a walk to get to Osama bin Rubbin', but it works.
感觉她就像奥萨马·本·辣登
God, I'm afraid of her. Oh, you should be afraid!
天啊我怕她你应该害怕
I'm just gonna set up right here.
我就在这里铺吧
Don't worry. I'm not gonna, like,
别担心我不会
gay you in your sleep or anything.
趁你睡觉的时候干♥你♥
Why wold you even say that?
你为什么要这么说
It is physically impossible to turn another human
生理上来说是不可能把别人
being into a homosexual.
变成同性恋的
I'm just joking.
我只是开玩笑
Oh, Mattie, you've gone and made it weird.
马蒂你把气氛弄得很奇怪
Hey, nice Carmen San Diego sleeping bag.
卡门·圣地亚哥的睡袋不错啊
Actually, it's a knockoff. Oh, Miranda San Francisco.
其实这是山寨的旧金山的米兰达
My mom bought it at the 99 cent store
我妈在一元店买♥♥的
that also sells milk.
那也卖♥♥牛奶
I know, it's super fancy. Yeah.
超级棒吧是的
I can't believe we get to sleep next to her!
我们居然睡她旁边
What if it happens again? What if it's under the bra this time?
会不会再来一次不隔着胸罩摸
Dude, you need to calm down. But how can I?
老兄冷静我冷静不下来
I know. How can I?
我懂我也冷静不下来
It turns out, Miranda San Fransisco actually lives in Sacramento.
原来旧金山的米兰达其实住在萨克拉门托
That's why no one can find her, 'cause nobody wants to go there.
怪不得没人找得到她因为没人想去那儿
That's one of the best jokes of the school year.
这是年度最佳笑话
Sacramento can eat its own ass.
萨克拉门托吃屎去吧
Gina can't be that funny, right? She sucks!
吉娜不会那么搞笑的吧她糟透了
That's how funny you get with no boobs.
平胸的我也只能这样了
She's making me feel crazy, like a dirty cat.
她让我抓狂就像卑鄙小人[脏猫]一样
Her hair is, like, not even that shiny.
她的头发都没光泽
I know, it's, like, just regular.
是啊太平庸了
I don't even get why Nick likes her.
我都不懂尼克为什么喜欢她
Probably 'cause she let him touch her boob.
可能是她让他摸♥胸♥吧
What? Oh, nothing.
什么没什么
I can't believe Gina let him do that.
我不敢相信吉娜让他这么做
Well, wait. Haven't you let DeVon does your boobs?
等等你不让德文摸你胸
Yeah, but after like 20 make-outs.
可以但是必须激吻20次
There are rules. Who makes the rules?
这是规矩谁定的
The prettiest girls in each grade. Oh, right.
每个年级最漂亮的女孩好吧
And now guys are just going to expect it right away
可现在男孩们上来就想摸
and all because of that slut, Gina.
全都是因为吉娜这个婊♥子♥
The 'S' word. I thought you were a feminist,
婊♥子♥这个词我以为你是女权主义者
and now you're an accessory to slut shaming.
而现在你又成了说别人婊♥子♥的同伙
I didn't mean to say anything. It was an accident.
我不是故意说出去的这是个意外
Was it, though?
是吗
Hey, Devin, you're not gonna tell anyone what I said, right?
德温你不会告诉大家我说了什么的对吗
Oh my God. Nick felt up Gina?
我的天尼克摸吉娜了胸
Was I not supposed to tell?
我不应该说出去吗