大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S02E09

Part 5 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

That's because you are alone and terrible.
因为你们就是这样
I'm telling you the truth.
我说的是实话
Unlike this perverted masturbator.
不像这个变♥态♥撸管男
Oh, big wow.
拉倒吧
I already told them about the masturbating
我已经跟他们说了
and it was liberating, sir.
感觉好多了先生
So, why don't you just leave us alone?
那你干嘛不放过我们呢
You truly believe you'd be better off without me?
你们真以为没了我会更好吗
We know we'd be better off without you.
我们知道肯定是这样的
And now, as my mom says
正如我妈在我上车时
when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,
磨蹭的时候说的话
"Vamos your caboose, mister."
快滚先生
Yeah! You suck!
没错你个垃圾
Freeze your piss like a popsicle and eat it!
把你的尿冻成冰棒吃了吧
Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals
对如果有人嚼自己的生殖器
they should be allowed to make their own mistakes!
那就有犯错的资本
See that? Nobody wants you around.
看到没没人留你
You... You're just a room full of daddies trying to "adandan" me.
你们就是想跑弃我的爸爸
Well, you can't, because I "abandan" you.
不可能因为我要跑弃你们
What? I "abandan" you!
什么我跑弃了你们
Did he just actually leave? I think he did.
他真走了是吧
That means we're free, we can do whatever we want.
那我们就自♥由♥了可以随心所欲了
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
女士们先生们欢迎来到无♥耻♥世界
Wiggles, you're back!
扭扭你回来了
I missed you so much.
我好想你
Let's dance, Missy.
跳舞吧米西
No.
不
Let's masturbate!
手♥淫♥吧
Make it faint, girl.
干晕它妹子
I'd let you wipe me.
我让你继续给我擦屁♥股♥
Now people know.
现在大家知道了
Okay, so under here is coach Steve's office.
这下面是史蒂夫教练的办公室
Now, this is a great place to jerk off
那在史蒂夫教练被困在排球网里时
when coach Steve gets himself stuck in the volleyball net.
这是个手♥淫♥的好地方
Well, well, well, what are we up to here, bud?
你在干嘛呢哥们
Hey, just giving a tour of all the places in the school
带他们参观我在学校
where I've totally whacked it.
撸过管的地方
You? I'm showing up my sweet, little Dicky.
你呢我在秀我的小鸡鸡
Hi, everybody! I'm Nick's pubic hair.
大家好我是尼克的阴毛
Y'all have a lovely school.
你们学校真漂亮
Nick, you have a small penis,
尼克你的鸡鸡很小
but your confidence is so appealing.
但非常自信
Thank you, one of the Jansen Twins, and don't worry, ladies,
谢谢詹森双胞胎之一女士们别担心
someday it'll be totally average.
有一天它会赶上平均尺寸的
No shame!
毫不羞耻
You know, back in the Teachers Lounge,
教师休息室那次
that was actually my first kiss.
其实是我的初吻
It was my first guy-kiss.
那是我第一次亲男生
What did you think? Hey, man, a mouth's a mouth.
你觉得怎么样就是嘴嘛
Stop quoting your dad's law commercials.
别再引用你♥爸♥的律师广♥告♥了
Why don't you make me?
那就让我闭嘴啊
Oh, it tickles.
好痒
You know what, Devin? I liked getting my boobs felt,
知道吗德温我喜欢让人摸我胸
and if that makes me a slut, well, then that's your problem.
如果这就算婊♥子♥ 那就是你的问题
Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.
洛拉别蹭你新男友了帮我揍他
Devin! You like, full on broke my heart.
德温你伤透了我的心
Bacio della morte, you fucking bitch.
去死吧臭婊♥子♥
Lola. Unfriend.
洛拉解除好友
What... Unfollow.
什么取关
Do you think Blocked.
你觉得屏蔽
You're doing? Unsubscribe.
你在干嘛取订
From my makeup tutorials?
我的化妆教程
I hate how you say "Hey, guys!"
我讨厌你说"大家好"
when you know I'm the only one
因为你知道只有我
watching your stupid makeup tutorials.
才看你的垃圾化妆教程
Oh my God! You should just say, "Hey, Lola".
天啊直接说"洛拉好"就够了
And cat eyes are so over.
猫眼早就过时了
You don't know what you're saying right now.
你就在瞎说一气
Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.
你看过少年版的《时尚》吗现在都说政♥治♥了
Oh, God!
天啊
His dimpled eggs are really tricky.
这些带孔的蛋好难驾驭
Pretty ponytail!
马尾不错啊
Shake your booty, Missy!
扭起来米西
It's more of a scoop then a shake, but thanks!
感觉更像是在挖不过谢了
Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in?
宝贝不想加入吗
The Shame Wizard's gone.
耻辱巫师都走了
No. I just wanna be left alone.
不我想一个人待着
Oh, come on. You want to take a tinkle on the principal's desk?
拜托你不想在校长桌上尿尿吗
Or take a tinkle on the vending machine?
或是自动贩卖♥♥机上
No! What? You don't have to go?
不想怎么你不用尿
Stop! You keep making me do shitty things.
闭嘴你总是让我做糟糕的事
I don't like who I am when I'm with you.
我不喜欢和你在一起的我
I see. Well.
好吧
Maybe we should just take a break.
也许我们该分开一段日子
Good. Yes, go. All right, good.
很好你走吧好
We still going to watch Riverdale or... Stop!
我们还一起看《河谷镇》吗闭嘴
Should I save it? 'Cause I'm like, three ahead.
我要存着吗我多看了三集
Get out of my life!
滚出我的生活
Well... I guess I'll see you later, baby.
那回头见吧宝贝