大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S02E03

Part 1 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

Gena did the funniest thing last night.
吉娜昨晚特别逗
I asked her what she was doing this summer
我问她今年暑假在干什么
and she sent me an ISIS recruitment video.
她给我发了一份ISIS的招募视频
That's funny. Right?
有趣对吧
Man, they're gonna be the end of civilization.
他们将是文明的终结
Nick! Over here! Alley-oop!
尼克这里
I should've filmed that. Gena loves basketball fails.
我应该拍下来的吉娜喜欢篮球丢人视频
Isn't she kind of with DeVon now?
她不是和德文在一起了吗
Oh, yeah. I heard they cheesed each other
是的我听说他们在图书馆
in the library until it was hot fondue.
搞得火热啊
I don't think that's true. But they are dating.
这不是真的吧但他们在约会
That's fine. We're friends for now.
没关系我们现在是朋友
Nick is right. Even if a guy likes me,
尼克是对的即使男人喜欢我
we can still be friends. Totally.
我们仍然可以是朋友就是
I'm friends with a lot of guys that like me.
很多喜欢我的男人都是我朋友
Oh, yeah.
妙啊
Did you notice that some of the butt
你注意到有部分屁♥股♥
is on the outside of the bathing suit?
在泳衣外面吗
I did. You have a keen eye for detail.
注意到了你细节观察得很好啊
How the light glints off of her mound. Okay. God.
瞧她屁♥股♥上的光泽天啊
Nick, you're such a sucker.
尼克你真是个笨蛋
Gena is using you for your friendship.
吉娜在利用你的友谊
She's putting you in the friend zone.
她把你放在友谊区
The friend zone is not a real thing, Jay.
哪有友谊区这回事杰伊
You mean like the J-spot?
你是说像J点一样
I think you mean the G-spot, and maybe that's real?
你指的是G点吧有这东西
I don't know. No, I mean the Jspot.
我不知道不我指的是J点
All I know is, I actually like getting to know Gena.
我只知道我其实很想了解吉娜
What? For real.
什么真的
I'm so proud of you, Nicholas!
我真为你骄傲尼克拉斯
And the G-spot is very real. Ask your mother.
G点真的有问问你妈
She's hit mine several times.
她碰到我的好几次
Gross. Who wants a quinoa burger?
真恶心谁想要奎诺阿汉堡
Well, if lunch is almost ready,
午餐快好啦
I am going to pop over to the little boy's room.
那我去下卫生间
I'm sorry I said that. Just pee in the pool, dude.
很抱歉这么说在泳池里尿呗
No, Jay. That's gross.
不杰伊那太恶心了
I've literally been peeing through this entire conversation.
我一边聊天一边尿呢
Jay! I think I'm sick. It just won't stop.
杰伊我好像病了停不下来了
Jesus. I have been drinking a lot of pool water.
天啊但我喝了不少泳池水
They never keep the good drugs in the pool house.
泳池房♥里从来没好药
Hark! I am the beast, and Leah's bathing suit, 'tis the sun.
我是禽兽利亚的泳衣太阳啊
Half of her ass was in there.
她一半的屁♥股♥都被这个包着
You should take a whiff.
闻一下吧
No! I'm not gonna do that.
不我才不要
Nick's whole family is out there.
尼克全家都在外面呢
Come on. Did you see the wedgie she had?
来吧你看到她泳衣夹到屁♥股♥里了吧
That chip was dragged through the salsa.
这里可是被夹过的哦
Wow, it sure was though, wasn't it?
确实啊不是吗
Come on, it's just us. Nobody's gonna know.
这里只有我们没人会知道
Eat up, fat boy. Yeah, I could have a snack.
吃吧胖小子我可以吃点零食
Here we go. Take a whiff.
来吧闻一闻
Well? What say you?
怎么样
It mostly just smells like chlorine,
基本上都是氯的味道
but I know that her wet naked body was against it.
但之前她湿身穿过呢
Good boy. Make it personal.
好小子挺会联想的
Leah thinks it's responsible that you wear a UV shirt.
利亚觉得穿紫外线衣最好
Yes, she does, 'cause taking care of your skin
是的保养皮肤
means you take care of yourself.
就是对自己负责
And Leah notices that. And her skin is so beautiful.
利亚发现了她的皮肤真好
Yeah, the mom's skin is not bad either.
是的妈妈的皮肤也不错
No, not the mom. Leah!
不不是妈妈利亚
I want Leah! Hi!
我要利亚
Oh, my God.
天啊
I'm sorry! Oh, my God!
对不起天哪
Shut the door already!
关门啊
Okay. Oh, my God!
好天哪
Holy fucking shit! What do I do? Finish.
该死我该怎么办射出来啊
Absolutely not. This is a nightmare.
绝对不行这是一场噩梦
A nightmare is not finishing.
没射才是噩梦呢
It's unhealthy. We've gotta get out of here.
这不健康我们得离开这里
I don't see a sign anywhere that says,
我没看到哪里写了
Don't jerk off to our daughter.
不能对我们女儿撸管啊
It's implied!
这还用说吗
Well, they gotta make this stuff clear, friend.
他们得说清楚啊朋友
Oh, my God.
我的上帝
Dr. Birch, can I eat my quinoa burger in the pool?
伯奇医生我能在泳池吃奎诺阿汉堡吗
I'm still peeing.
我还在小便
Jay, honey, I'm honestly a little concerned.
杰伊亲爱的我真的有点担心
It's nothing to worry about.
没什么可担心的
I pee once a week for half an hour.
我每周尿一次一次半小时
You have no upper body strength.
你没有上肢力量啊
Oh, my dick!
我的鸡鸡
I fucking love this kid.
我真爱这个孩子
Okay, calm down, Andrew.
冷静安德鲁
Maybe she thought I was just peeing against the wall.
也许她以为我只是在对着墙撒尿
Or scratching my penis with a very sturdy grip.
或是在大力挠鸡鸡
It's going to be fine. No, it's not.
一切都会好起来的不会的
What? She saw everything.
什么她看到了一切
Who said that? She's going to tell everyone.
谁说的她会告诉大家的
Oh, God. Nice tits, fat boy.
天哪好奶♥子♥ 胖小子
Can you pass the parmigiano please?
能把帕米贾诺递给我吗
Parmigiano? Really, Shannon?
帕米贾诺不是吧香农
Mom, just say Parmesan. You're not Carmela Soprano.
妈帕尔马就行了你不是卡梅拉·索普拉诺
What?
怎么了
Hey, girls. How's it... going?
姑娘们怎么样啊
How's it going? Let me see. This bitch had an affair,
怎么样我想一下这婊♥子♥有外遇
and then put you in the basement.
然后让你住地下室
It's going bad!
很不好
It's going fine. Cool.
挺好酷
Well, I'm gonna go back down to my Blues Traveler special
我回去看电视指南台的
on the TV guide channel. Let's go with saddy Daddy!
《蓝调旅行》的特别节目了一起吧
I'll come watch with you. Right on.
我和你一起好啊
So here's what you need to know about John Popper.
你得了解一下约翰·波普
He wears a fishing vest, but he doesn't fish.
他穿钓鱼背心但他不钓鱼
Okay, this is a tough one. Okay.
这问题很棘手好的
Candy corn or peach?
甜玉米还是桃子
Candy corn. Really?
甜玉米真的吗
Yeah, they look like rotten Dracula teeth.
是的它们看起来像腐朽的吸血鬼牙齿
Okay. Okay. Florida...
好的佛罗里达
...or a steaming pile of shit.
还是一堆热气腾腾的屎
Who took the shit? Someone from Florida.
谁拉的佛罗里达的某人
Oh no! It's gonna be full of those big onion rings and bath salts.
不到处都会是大洋葱圈和浴盐的
Yummy.
好吃
Yummy.
好吃
This game is so fun. I have to play it with DeVon.
这个游戏太有趣了我要和德文一起玩
Yeah. Well, it's just a game.
是啊这只是一场游戏
Shit, we've been talking for two hours.
我♥操♥ 我们已经聊了两个小时了
And I left my grandmother in that freezing cold bath.
我祖母还在冰浴缸里呢
What? I'm joking. Come on!
什么我开玩笑的拜托
I don't know what your culture does.
你们这什么传统
Racism. It's not racism.
种族歧视才不是
No, I just wrap her up in tortillas and put her to bed.
不我只是把她裹进玉米饼然后扔上♥床♥
Okay, good. I do have to go though,
好吧我真得走了
and we didn't do any of our workbook.
我们还没做练习册呢
Do you want to come over tomorrow and finish it?
你想明天过来一起做完吗
To your place? Yeah.
去你家对啊
Uh, sure, that sounds great. Cool.
好啊听起来很棒酷
Great. Yeah.
好嗯
Cool. Honestly, I do have to get my grandmother out of the bath.
酷我真得把我祖母从浴缸弄出来了