大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S02E05

Part 5 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

No, it's because Blue Waffle is not real.
不因为蓝阴病不存在
Wait, what? Then what's going on with my body?
等等什么那我的身体是怎么了
Is the violent diarrhea
我强烈的腹泻
because I brush my teeth with raw chicken?
是由用生鸡肉刷牙引起的吗
Blue Waffle is an urban legend.
蓝阴病只是坊间的传言
It's a complete hoax.
是个彻头彻尾的骗局
Oh, thank God.
谢天谢地
STDs are fake.
性病都是假的
Well, no. STDs are real, but they are treatable.
不性病是真实存在的但能治好
And I wish people would come in
我希望人们能来到这里
and get tested before they start googling
进行检查而不是自己上网谷歌♥
and driving themselves crazy.
把自己吓个半死
Food for thought, but one more time:
发人深省但我再确认一下
Blue Waffle is not real, right?
蓝阴病不存在吧
One more time, it is not real.
再说一次它不存在
But, Andrew? What?
但是安德鲁怎么了
Slender Man is.
无脸人是真的
Andrew, that was upsetting.
安德鲁这很不舒服啊
Yeah, especially the whole nightmare scenario of you
是啊尤其是噩梦中
making out with Lola.
你和洛拉亲热的情景
Yeah, that's crazy.
是啊这太疯狂了
That's, you know, magical realism.
这是魔幻现实主义
Stop the clock!
等等
I think I understand Planned Parenthood now.
我现在理解计划生育协会了
Really? You do?
真的吗你理解了
Yeah! They do medicine for your bathing suit parts.
没错他们医治泳装挡住的部位
Yeah, basically.
算是吧
Steve, you actually learned something.
史蒂夫你确实学到了一些东西
I did? I did.
是吗确实
Oh, thank you, everybody. And thank you all for watching.
谢谢大家感谢你们的收看
What an incredible week!
多么不可思议的一周
You know, it's always been a dream of mine
能够主持这个不知道什么的节目
to host whatever this is.
是我一直以来的梦想
I want to thank Deee-Lite for "Groove is in the Heart,"
感谢欢娱合唱团的《沟壑在心》
Bootsy Collins, Nathan Fillion,
布特斯·柯林斯内森·菲利安
you're a real sport.
你们太棒了
I love you! The whole cast.
我爱你全体演员
The cue card guy for drawing my dialogue in pictures.
感谢提词板的老兄把我的台词画了出来
Lorne, the pull-out method, Slender Man.
罗恩体外射♥精♥避孕法无脸人
I love you, dude.
我爱你老兄
I can't forget the Liberal League for their awesome agenda.
我忘不了自♥由♥联盟的杰出计划
You guys rocked it.
你们太棒了
You convinced us to do an episode on Planned Parenthood,
你们说服了我们拍一集关于计划生育协会的影片
even though so many people are gonna
尽管很多人会
be furious at us for doing it.
因此对我们感到愤怒
And don't forget, Blue Waffle is absolutely real!
而且别忘了蓝阴病绝对是真的
No, it's not! I love you! Goodnight!
不不是真的我爱你们晚安
Stick around for Showtime at the Apollo
记得收看《阿波罗表演秀》
or a Cindy Crawford melon skin cream infomercial.
或者是辛迪·克劳馥的甜瓜皮肤霜广♥告♥