大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S02E01

Part 5 Oct. 9, 2020, 11 a.m.

Well, Nick, I think we should just go out there,
尼克我们上场吧
and if worse comes to worse,
如果被虐
we'll perform oral sex on the other team's vaginas.
我们就给对面口♥交♥
What? I don't know.
你说什么我不知道
Holy Stromboli, I can't believe we're only losing by one point.
天啊我们居然只落后一分
So here's the plan:
接下来这样
We stay huddled like this as best friends,
我们像最好的朋友一样挤在一起
and we share our innermost secrets
分享我们最隐私的秘密
and also sandwiches.
还有三明治
My first secret is that I love sandwiches!
我第一个秘密就是我爱三明治
Fifteen seconds left.
还剩15秒
Bridgeton down by one. Nick Birch, mayor of Who-ville,
布里奇顿落后一分沃维尔的主力尼克·伯奇
dribbles the ball up the court. Andrew! Get in the paint!
将球运到前场安德鲁进三秒区
You got a huge body! Use it for God's sake.
好好利用你的大块头天呐
Dad, be quiet! You're not the coach.
爸闭嘴你不是教练
Well, your coach is dry-heaving on the sideline.
你们教练在场边抽筋了
I didn't know cottage cheese was dairy.
我不知道松软干酪是奶制品
Be a big man, Andrew!
做个男子汉安德鲁
Marty, stop shouting! You're embarrassing him.
马蒂别喊了你让他很难堪
Be an animal!
当个禽兽
I'm not an animal.
我不是个禽兽
I am a flesh and blood child with feelings, sir.
我是个有感觉的活生生的孩子先生
With feelings!
我有感觉
Andrew, get your head back in the game.
安德鲁集中注意力在比赛上
There's ten seconds left in the game.
比赛只剩10秒了
I couldn't care less about--
完全无感
I'm so sorry I waxed your lip, Andrew!
很抱歉拔你胡子安德鲁
And suddenly I'm interested.
我突然很感兴趣
Why is she saying this in front of everyone?
她为什么要在大家面前说出来
Your father made me do it. He had a mustache.
你♥爸♥逼我这么做的他长胡子了
It was repulsive. I couldn't eat.
这很恶心我都吃不下饭
The clock is running!
快没有时间了
Rage! Fucking rage!
气愤太他妈气愤了
Climb into the stands and beat his ass.
爬上看台揍他一顿
I'm gonna kill-- Let me through, please. Sorry.
我要杀了请让一下抱歉
Phallus in the palace. Let me fucking through!
宫殿里的阴♥茎♥ 他妈的让我过去
Ron Artest for life!
罗恩·阿泰斯特万岁
Use your cunning!
用你的技巧
Huge guys get brain damage.
大块头会撞坏脑子
Kevin Hart is the shortest man in America!
凯文·哈特是全美国最矮的男人
I murdered Natalie Wood!
我杀了娜塔莉·伍德
Go, Nick!
加油尼克
I'm gonna kill you, Dad!
我要杀了你爸爸
Make him eat his tits.
让他吃了他的奶头[自食其果]
Are milkshakes dairy?
奶昔是奶制品吗
Nick! Hey, Nick.
尼克尼克
Are you okay? That was amazing!
你还好吗真是太厉害了
Jessi! You're back.
杰西你回来了
I'm sorry I told you to make your dad eat his tits.
很抱歉我叫你让你♥爸♥吃他的奶头
Don't apologize. None of this is your fault.
不用道歉这都不是你的错
My dad's the one that made me feel like a freak.
是我爸让我觉得自己是怪物
Andrew, can I talk to you for a sec?
安德鲁我们能谈谈吗
Yeah, Dad? Listen... son, I've been thinking.
什么事爸儿子我一直在想
Maybe you should stop playing basketball. You're bad at it!
你别打篮球了你打得很烂
You're uncoordinated! You're embarrassing the family.
你肢体不协调丢全家的脸啊
Hey, decent shot, Nick-y.
好球小尼
Yeah, you really pulled a rabbit out of a hat on that one.
你那球真像魔术
Oh, it's Jay. Jay's back.
是杰伊杰伊回来了
Jay didn't die. You noticed I was gone? Yes!
杰伊没有死你们发现我不见了太好了
Hey, the Fab Five! Fab Five?
密歇根五虎五虎
Back together again for the first time only.
第一次重聚
Let's get a picture. Okay. Everybody say...
一起照张相好的大家都
Please don't say it, Matthew. Cheese.
求你别说出来马修茄子