咱们裸熊（2015）

We Bare Bears S03E40

Part 1 Sept. 11, 2023, 11:13 p.m.

# 哒哒哒吧哒哒哒吧哒吧哒吧 #
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
# 哒哒哒吧哒哒哒我们走 #
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da let's go!
# 我们同在 #
We'll be there
# 一个眼神一个微笑一声赞许如往常一样 #
A wink and a smile and a great old time
# 我们同在 #
Yeah, we'll be there
# 无论身处何处快乐永远同在 #
Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found
# 转过街角我们同在 #
We'll be there when you turn that corner
# 跳出树丛 #
We'll jump out the bush
# 带着大大的熊笑 #
With a big bear hug and a smile
# 我们同在 #
We'll be there
度假
[ People clamoring excitedly ]
♪♪
病人在哪里
[ Grunts ] -[ Sighs ] Where's the patient?
楼上
Upstairs.
看上去不太妙
It's not good.
[ Classical music plays ]
医生来了先生
The doctor is here, sir.
还等什么呢让他进来
What are you waiting for? Send him in.
[ Glugs ]
[ Coughs ]
医生你得帮帮我
Oh, you gotta fix me, Doc.
和我说说你的情况吧 - 我感觉很糟糕
Talk to me. -Well, I feel pretty awful.
我一会儿觉得热
I've been having, uh, hot flashes,
一会儿觉得冷有时候有点头痛
cold flashes, light-headedness,
有时候头超痛有的时候我心脏会骤停
heavy-headedness, and my heart has been doing
就不得不接受...
this thing where it unexpectedly stops be--
[ Paddles hum ]
心脏除颤
Stops beating.
是啊你确实有些不对劲
Yeah. It's not supposed to do that.
你的生活有出现什么可能会引起
Are there any recent changes in your life
这些症状的重大变化吗
that could be causing these problems?
好吧我最近
Well, I've been getting pretty
在网上爆红但是我...
popular again on the Internet but I --
我的天啊是他是他
[ Screams ] -Oh my gosh, he's here!
大家快来啊我找他的房♥间了
I--I -- guys, I found his room!
快来快来
Up here! Come on!
[ People clamoring ]
这些粉丝快要把我逼疯了
These fans are driving me nuts!
自从我红了之后就没得到过片刻安宁
Ever since I've been trending, I can't get a moment of peace!
医生我病得重吗 - 当然
Doc, is it bad? -Um, most definitely.
我希望你佩戴这个设备
I want you to wear this device.
它可以监控你的压力等级
It will monitor your stress levels,
当它响得很快的时候
and if it beeps too fast, you could experience
你可能会感到不适比如觉得自己...
some inconvenient symptoms like...
快死了
dying.
什么真的吗
[ Stutters ] What, really?!
我建议你度个假休整一下
I recommend you take a vacation to help.
度假
A vacation?
你需要让自己冷静下来
You need to isolate yourself from anything
远离任何可能使病情恶化的事情
that could aggravate your condition.
没错度假
Yeah, a vacation.
我需要远离这些粉丝没错
Getting away from these fans is just what I need! Yes!
法默给我订张
Farmer, get me a flight
桉树休闲中心的机票我现在就出发
to the Eucalytpus Relaxation Center! I'll leave right now.
再也不用采访拍照
No more interviews, no more photo-ops,
被疯狂的粉丝包围
no more crazed fans.
糯糯拉
Nom Nom! -[ Screams ]
我的天呐真的是你
Oh my gosh, it's really you! [ Device beeping ]
我...我一直从垃圾里
I-I-I've been collecting your nail clippings
收集你的指甲
out of the garbage, and I have a complete set
我快要收集到一套了就差你的左手小指了
except for your left pinkie. [ Device beeping faster ]
所以我想问问你能不能...
So, I was hoping if you could just get a little --
交给我吧先生
[ Grunts ] I've got this, sir.
等等等等等等等等
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
糯糯
Nom Nom!
给我你的口水也是可以的
I'll settle for some spit!
这哥们藏在这多久了
How long was this dude hiding in here?
真不健康啊
That's just not healthy. [ Beeping slows down ]
我在自己房♥间的时候这玩意都响个不停
How am I supposed to get to my vacation without beeping
怎么可能去度假
when I can't even leave my room?
没准你可以带个能提供精神支持的动物一起
Hm. Maybe you can take an emotional support animal.
精神... 什么
An -- an emotional what?
很多名人都养了精神支持的服务型动物
Lots of celebrities have emotional support animals
防止在旅行的时候出现焦虑
to deter stress when they travel.
好吧只要能让我活下去
Hmm, well, if it keeps me alive,
我愿意尝试任何东西
I'll try anything at this point.
很好以防万一我已经带了一只
Good. I brought one just in case.
你可以进来了
You can come in now!
等...等等那是
W--w--wait, is that...
不不不不不不
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[ Mouse squeaks ]
原来只是一只老鼠
[ Laughs ] Oh, it's just a mouse.
嘿你好啊糯糯拉
[ Mouse squeaks ] Hey, hey, Nom Nom!
[ "Psycho" theme plays ]
不会吧怎么又是他
What?! No, not again! [ Groans ]
我们又在一起了
Ah, it's you and me again, bud!
多巧啊
What are the chances? [ Mouse squeaks ]
我觉得你家有鼠害了糯糯
I think you have a mouse problem, Nom Nom.
其实这是我的精神支持动物
Actually, this is my emotional support animal.
所以我才这么冷静
It's why I'm so calm.
我的命那么宝贵怎么能交到他手上
My life is way too valuable to entrust to him!
他连资格证都没有吧 - 资格
He's probably not even certified! Certified?
好吧他们培训了我一段时间然后给了我这件马甲
Well, they gave me some training and this neat little vest.
听着老兄你可能对我有偏见
Listen, man. I know you have some reservations,
但我保证我百分之百能够
but I can guarantee I am 100% ready
胜任给予你精神支持的工作
to support the heck out of you!
行吧
[ Sighs ] Fine.
和我一起去度假吧带上我的行李箱
Get me to my vacation. Grab my suitcase!
我不会让你失望的
Woo-hoo! I won't let you down, buddy.
记住如果响得太快他会死掉的
Remember, if he beeps too much, he'll die.
有钱人毛病真多
[ Scoffs ] Rich people problems.
♪♪
目前为止还挺好你觉得怎么样
So far, so good. How're you feeling, champ?
还行吧我们走快点
Okay, I guess. Let's keep moving.
你好啊 - 啊
Hey. -Aah!
我是不是在哪见过你
Don't I know you?
对了你就是那只出名的考拉
Yeah, you're that famous koala.
没错你叫什么来着先别告诉我让我想想
Yeah, yeah, what was your name? Oh, oh, don't tell me.
我能想起来的
I'm gonna figure it out. [ Device beeping ]
先别说先别告诉我怎么老是想不起来
Don't tell me, don't tell me. Ooh, this always happens!
开始响了
Oh no, the beeping! Huh?
♪♪
我能想起来的两个字的
I'm gonna figure it out! Oh, it's two words. [ Device beeping faster ]
我不能呼吸了我快不能呼吸了
[ Gasping ] Can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh, it's at the tip of my tongue.
想起来了
[ Groans ] Oh, that's it!
你就是... - "我的老父亲"
You're-- -My Pop Pop!
谁 - 没错他就是我的老父亲
Huh? -Yep, just my good, old dad.
他虽然不是什么名人但他是我心中的大明星You know, he's not famous but he's a celebrity to me.
当然了我很抱歉
Ooh. [ Chuckles ] Of course, I'm sorry.
吉米你真是傻了
Oh, Jimmy, you goofball,
总想着你能偶遇什么大明星
thinking you see celebrities everywhere.
我真不敢相信这居然有用
I can't believe that worked.
好了我们在浪费时间快走吧
All right, we're wasting time. Let's go!
好的大兄弟
You got it, buddy.
♪♪
下一位
Next.
通过检查下一位
You're good. Next.
[ Metal detector beeps ]
先生你携带了什么金属制品吗
Sir, do you have any metal possessions on you?
没有只有我和我的小背心
No, just me and my little vest.
好的请您再走一遍
All right. Try again.
大大
Aah! -Huh? Grizz?
先生别忘了您的钱包...
Oh, sir, don't forget your wall -- oh, oops.
真是抱歉... 糯糯拉
Sorry about that, sir -- Nom Nom?
等等
Wait a minute. [ Device beeping ]
不会吧
Oh, no.
有时候东西会卡在我身上但是应该不是