罗曼诺夫后裔（2018）

The Romanoffs S01E05

Part 6 Oct. 17, 2020, 2:43 p.m.

Oh, yes.
装完了
It's, um... How shall I put this?
我该怎么说好
It's a pastiche of various kinds of fowl.
那里就像是飞禽展览馆
Ducks, chicks,
鸭子野鸡
robins, hummingbirds.
知更鸟蜂鸟
I'm pretty sure I saw a pterodactyl in there.
我好像还在那看见一只翼龙
And anything that doesn't have a bird on it
那些没有鸟在上面的物件
has, like, a cage or a nest or feathers or seeds.
都配了鸟笼鸟窝羽毛或者种子
All that money and no taste. It's my worst nightmare.
花了那么多钱一点品味没有对我来说简直是噩梦
Oh, this is delicious.
这很好吃
It was definitely a bold statement.
那绝对算得上是大胆的艺术表现
Personally, every time I tried to leave,
就我个人而言我每次想要离开
I kept running into the window.
我都会撞到窗户上
I'm gonna get those cookies. You're too much.
我去把饼干拿来你太幽默了
Anything with chocolate.
只要有巧克力我就来者不拒
You're bad!
你太坏了
Meanwhile, it's like Versailles threw up in here.
同时这里就像是凡尔赛宫吐了一地
What did you just say?
你刚才说什么
I was just teasing, Debbie.
我开玩笑呢黛比
Please, this is beyond elegant.
这里简直金碧辉煌
God, I never spend any time with him like that.
天呐我从来没和他这么聊过
He's a scream.
他很风趣
But Debbie hates him.
但是黛比讨厌他
It's like being rejected.
对他很抗拒
You just never know how somebody's gonna react.
你没办法预料别人会做出什么回应
What, do you think she'd ruin his life because of a joke?
你觉得她会因为一个玩笑就毁了他的一生
You know what?
你知道吗
I really don't feel like eating. Do you mind?
我不太想吃东西你不介意吧
No, no, of course not.
不不当然
I've got this.
我来告诉他
Did you practice piano?
你练琴了吗
Yes. Put that down.
练了把手♥机♥放下
Henry, did Benji practice?
亨利班吉练琴了吗
What?
什么
Did Benji practice piano?
班吉练琴了吗
I don't know. I had my headphones on.
我不知道我戴着耳机呢
I did.
我练了
Okay.
好吧
You wouldn't know if I did or didn't anyway.
反正我练不练你也不知道
**Let 'em know you in it, drop down*
*让他们知道你动真格全力以赴
**Drop down, let 'em know you in it*
*全力以赴让他们知道你是动真格的
**Drop-drop down, drop down*
*全力以赴
*- *Let 'em know you in it* - *I been fallin' out since...*
*让他们知道你是动真格的* *我自从
Hey.
嘿
Smells great in here.
闻起来味道真不错
Hey there. Can you get the cheese?
你好你能拿一下奶酪吗
Sure. Oh.
好
This guy Mark at the office is going up to San Francisco
我同事马克要和他的儿子
to run Bay to Breakers with his son. You want to do it?
去参加旧金山越湾长跑你想去吗
Benji, this fucking tiramisu has got to go!
班吉提拉米苏再不吃就要坏了
**Pistol-grip pump, light it up if they gonna try*
*握紧枪柄
**Just in case a nigga need the heat...*
*免得有人需要被教训
How'd it go with Cheryl?
你和谢丽尔谈得怎么样了
Isn't that, like, eight miles?
这是八英里吗
Henry, watch the sauce.
亨利看着点酱汁
Did you ever give David money for a music school?
你有给过亨利钱去开音乐学校吗
What?
什么
I won't be mad. Never.
我不生气从来没有
Did he ever say anything to you about being a Romanov?
他有没有和你说过他是罗曼诺夫家族的人
He's a Romanov, too? No.
他也是罗曼诺夫家族的不是
He told Cheryl he was.
她和谢丽尔说他是
Oh, my God. That-that's insane.
天呐这太离谱了
Did he do something to Jayden?
他对贾登干了什么不合适的事吗
No. It's almost weirder than that.
没有比这还离奇
It's like a cult.
简直就像是邪教
Apparently, all the moms are hanging out with him,
所有的母亲都会和他消磨时间
like, all the time.
这已经成了很经常的事件
Cheryl defended him like crazy.
谢丽尔不遗余力地替他说话
She takes him on vacation with her.
她还带他一起去度假
Well, he's their boyfriend.
他毕竟是她们的男朋友
He told Cheryl that he has my grandma's Bible.
他告诉谢丽尔我祖母的圣经在他手里
That you gave it to him?
你给他了吗
No, that it's his.
不他说是他的
We got to fire him.
我们必须解雇他
For what? For lying.
因为什么因为撒谎
To Cheryl?
对谢丽尔撒谎
No. He's always been sketchy.
不他一直都很可疑
Do you remember the time that we paid him twice?
你还记得我们给他付了两次钱那次
When we were up in Tulum and he said he didn't get the check,
我们当时在图卢姆他说他没拿到支票
and it turned out he'd picked it up already?
结果后来发现他已经把钱提走了
He admitted he made a mistake.
他承认他弄错了
Once he got caught.
那是他被抓包了
Okay, so he's strapped for cash.
所以他缺钱
He's a piano teacher, for Christ's sake.
毕竟他是个钢琴老师
He's always getting rides from creeps.
经常有来路不正的人搭他过来
His car got stolen.
他的车被偷了
How many times did his car get stolen?
他的车被偷了多少次了
And the catalytic converter and the transmission?
再就是尾气净化器或者变速器坏了
Have you ever seen any of these guys in the driveway?
你有没有见过那些开车的人
Creeps.
都不太对劲
He had to Uber.
他得拼车
Well, I know the difference between Grindr and Uber.
我知道约炮软件和拼车软件的区别
Also, he shouldn't be in the house when we're not here.
他不应该在我们不在家的时候进我们家门
What are you talking about?
你在说什么
Hello, Alex.
你好艾历克斯
Can I make you coffee?
需要我给你沏杯咖啡吗
Uh... no, thanks.
不了谢谢
Where are the kids?
孩子们呢
Must be running late.
迟到了
Uh, is Katherine here?
凯瑟琳在吗
No.
没
Monica let me in before she left.
莫妮卡走之前让我进来了
I brought up the mail.
我把邮件也带来了
You know my friend Steven?
你认识的我朋友史蒂芬吗
He used to run a restaurant-- well, a bunch of restaurants.
他以前开了家饭店嗯是很多家
He's developing this app
他正在开♥发♥一个软件
that doesn't just figure out tips.
不仅能算清小费
It remembers how much you tipped every time,
还会记录你付了多少
all over the world, in every currency.
全球范围有效什么币种都能记录
Pretty cool.
很厉害啊
I know it's crazy,
我知道这有点疯
but-but do you think that your company
但是你的公♥司♥
would be interested in something like that?
会对这个感兴趣吗
Uh, I think there's something like that already.
我觉得已经有这样的软件了
He has so many ideas, but it's very hard
他有很多主意但是就是
to find out what's already out there.
很难知道到底什么才是真正新的想法
Yeah. Is there any way
是啊那我能
I could give him your e-mail?
给他你的邮箱地址吗
Let him pick your brain?
让他跟你学学
Okay, so he has no boundaries
所以他毫无♥界♥限意识
and some bad judgment and... Really?
还会看人看走眼认真的吗
Elton John?
埃尔顿·约翰
原名雷金纳德·肯尼思·德怀特（Reginald Kenneth Dwight），
艾尔顿·赫拉克勒斯·约翰（Sir Elton Hercules John），
And sometimes he lies. Mmhmm.
他时不时会撒谎嗯
But none of that means he's a child molester, does it?
但这不意味着他会猥亵儿童对吧
Child molester? Is that what the police said?
猥亵儿童警♥察♥是这么说的吗
I can't reach them.
我联♥系♥不上他们
I think they would've called me back
我觉得要是很严重的话
if it were something really serious.
他们会给我回电的
We got to fire him.
我们得开除他