政客

The Politician S01E05

Part 3 Nov. 28, 2019, 1:04 p.m.

-阿斯特丽德 -加油
- Yeah, Astrid! - Let's go!
-兄弟快看 -怎么了
- Dude, look! - What?
康纳我不会回应刚才的言论
Connor, I'm not going to glorify those remarks with a response.
他肯定会伸进她衣服里
He's totally gonna go up her shirt.
那些话既低俗又卑劣
That was tasteless and mean-spirited.
想必大家也都看见了
And I think you students have just seen...
我的天哪
Holy shit!
选错代表会带来怎样后果
A great example of what you'll get if you make the mistake
这就是活生生的例子
of choosing these people to represent you.
你无♥耻♥ 斯凯
Shame on you, Skye.
佩顿
Payton.
你们配不上这个学校
This school deserves better than you.
看
There!
解雇我的竞选伙伴斯凯
My decision to fire you
-这一决定 -不是她解雇我的
- as my running mate... - She did not fire me!
雷顿小姐你的发言时间过了
Ms. Leighton, you had your time.
她没有解雇我
She did not fire me!
解雇我的竞选伙伴斯凯
...to fire her as my running mate
是我做过最明智的决定
was the best thing I could've done.
女士先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
我骄傲地向你们介绍圣塞巴斯蒂安高中
I am so proud to introduce St. Sebastian High School's
第一位海地副♥主♥席♥候选人
first ever Haitian-born vice presidential candidate,
皮埃尔·图森特
Pierre Toussaint.
非常感谢阿斯特丽德
Thank you so much, Astrid. Wow.
大家都到了啊
It's like the whole school.
太棒了
Amazing!
没错圣塞巴斯蒂安
Yes, St. Sebastian.
我和阿斯特丽德骄傲地宣布我们的九点计划
Astrid and I are proud to announce our nine-point plan
致力于让学校更环保更安全
to make this school greener, safer,
并且加深与社区的联♥系♥
and a more integrated part of this community,
让我们所有人
making each and every one of us
成为更好的世界公民
better global citizens along the way.
你猜怎么着
But, you know what?
我坐在那里时突然想到
Something just occurred to me as I was sitting there.
你们知道我今年的心愿吗
You know what I want to happen this year?
我想邀请德雷克[嘻哈歌♥手]来这开演唱会
I want Drake to come and play a concert here.
那是不是棒呆了
Wouldn't that be awesome?
在座的各位
Who all here would like to
谁想看德雷克来表演
have Drake come do a show for everybody here?
-什么味道 -泡泡糖
- What flavor? - Bubble gum.
我想在圣巴巴拉市政厅举♥行♥年末舞会
I want our prom at Santa Barbara Hall.
到了午夜
And then at midnight,
让德雷克登台表演一整晚
Drake takes the stage and does a show all night.
圣塞巴斯蒂安这是我对你们的承诺
St. Sebastian, this is my promise to you.
无论需要多少钱我们会筹齐请他过来
We'll raise however much money it takes to fly him here,
德雷克会给我们带来最精彩的舞会
and Drake will give us the sickest prom night ever.
就这么干圣塞巴斯蒂安
Let's do this, St. Sebastian!
谢谢图森特先生
Thank you, Mr. Toussaint.
佩顿高一的多莉·安德里克斯有问题问你
Payton, freshman Dolly Andricks has a question for you.
-德雷克 -各位我再说一遍
- Drake! - Everyone, I'll ask you again.
请大家在辩论结束后鼓掌
Could you please hold your applause until the end of the debate?
她跟我的男朋友私奔了
She ran away with my boyfriend!
她跟我的男朋友私奔了
She ran away with my boyfriend!
佩顿·霍巴特利用我的癌症
Payton Hobart used me for my cancer!
阿斯特丽德和我的男朋友私奔了
And Astrid ran away with my boyfriend
还上了床
and they had sex!
他说他亲眼见到你吃自己的鼻屎
He said he saw you eat your own boogers.
我这就走
I'm going!
好好大家都坐下
Okay. Okay. Let's everybody sit down.
-德雷克 -大家都坐下
- Drake! - Everybody take a seat.
打扰一下我正在做一个辩论后的出口民调
Excuse me, I'm doing some post-debate exit polling.
你愿意回答几个问题吗
Would you be willing to answer a few questions?
你能停一停吗
Okay, can you stop walking for a second?
-请问你的名字 -艾略特
- Name, please. - Elliott.
姓呢
Last name?
毕茨曼你的姓是毕茨曼仅供参考使用
Beachman. Your last name is Beachman, just for future reference.
你在辩论现场吧
You were at the debate, right?
这场辩论有没有让你对某位候选人有所改观
Did the debate change your opinion of either candidate?
没有
No.
能告诉我原因吗
Can you explain why?
我不知道我不在乎
I dunno. Just don't really care.
好吧你是否倾向于某一位候选人呢
Okay. Are you leaning towards one candidate over the other?
没有
No.
好那就是没有偏好
Okay, so no preference.
辩论中有令你印象深刻的时刻吗
Was there any moment in the debate that stood out to you?
没什么
Not really.
你还记得辩论了什么吗
Do you remember anything said during the debate?
不记得
No.
好吧就是说你不记得有位候选人说
Okay. So not when one candidate promised
要把一位音乐天王请来
to bring a major recording artist
在我们学校现场表演
to perform live at our high school?
没错不记得
Yeah, I don't know.
也不记得有位前副♥主♥席♥候选人带着扬声器
Or when the former vice presidential candidate interrupted with a bullhorn
闯进来大喊
and started screaming that
其中一位候选人吃自己的鼻屎
one of the candidates eats her own boogers?
和你对话很有启发性艾略特
Okay. This has been extremely inspiring, Elliott.
非常感谢你抽出时间
Thank you so much for your time.
-成功了吗 -没有
- Any luck? - No.
詹姆斯做了非正式民♥意♥测验
James did a straw poll
最后几个决定的人选择了"阿斯特丽德皮埃尔
and the late deciders are breaking for the "Astrid, Pierre,
德雷克在舞会表演"的组合
Drake performing at our prom" ticket.
现在我们只领先两个百分点
We're now only up by two points,
属于在误差范围之内
which is well within the margin of error.
取决于最后投票人数
Depending on turnout,
我们可能赢六个点或输四个点
we could either win by six or lose by four.
得锁定最后几个摇摆选民包括那小子
Need to lock down every single undecided, including that kid.
我有预感他需要些一对一的关注
Something tells me he's gonna require some one-on-one attention.
哥们你在搞笑吗
Dude, are you freaking kidding me?
你知道这有多酷吗
Do you know how awesome that'd be?
绝不可能实现的
It's never gonna happen.
你怎么知道
How do you know?
因为他可能在巡演什么的
'Cause he's probably on tour or something.
我不觉得德雷克接过很多高中舞会表演德瑞克
I don't think Drake plays many high school proms, Derek.
随便吧肯定会很酷
Whatever. It'd be awesome.
我觉得终于
I'm like, finally,
他们在说一件我真正关心的事
they're talking about something I actually care about.
真的吗德瑞克
Oh, really, Derek?
因为我在意的是不吃子弹
'Cause an issue that I care about is not getting shot.
佩顿·霍巴特是真的想改变
And Payton Hobart's trying to move the needle
这个国家的枪♥支♥政策
on the gun policy in this country.
拜托
Please.
他屁也改变不了
He's not changing anything.
至少进学校时
There should be, at least,
应该通过金属探测器
metal detectors when you walk into the school.
你想吃子弹吗德瑞克
Do you wanna get shot, Derek?
我很确定阿斯特丽德也在乎学校的安全问题
Um, I'm pretty sure Astrid also cares about school safety.
她又没有支持持枪
It's not like she's pro guns in school.
对但这是佩顿的签署议题
Yeah, but it's Payton's signature issue.
我的签署议题是有个超酷的舞会
Well, my signature issue is having an awesome prom.
你真是个白♥痴♥ 德瑞克想想你刚说的话
You're such an idiot, Derek. Just think about what you just said.
你能想想德瑞克有多棒吗
Can you think about how awesome Drake would be?
真的吗我现在没法跟你说话
Seriously? I can't talk to you right now.
我表亲在俄克拉荷马上学
My cousin goes to high school in Oklahoma
结果有个学生带了颗手榴弹去学校
and some kid brought a friggin' grenade to school.
就是二战用的手榴弹
Like an actual hand grenade from World War II.
姐们二战的手榴弹
Dude, a grenade from World War II
估计都不好使了吧
probably wouldn't even work anymore.
这不是我说的重点德瑞克
That's not the point of the story, Derek!
所以你真的担心如果阿斯特丽德当选
So, you are seriously worried that if Astrid's elected,
有人会带二战的手榴弹来学校
kids are gonna start bringing World War II grenades to school?