金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E20

Part 3 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:14 p.m.

who has forced me to allow her to speak
代表第♥一♥夫♥人♥讲话
on behalf of our first lady --
金伯格太太
Mrs. Goldberg.
我的妈呀别这样
Oh, sweet dear lord in heaven, no.
看我宝贝像政♥治♥家吧
Look at me, boopie. I'm all political.
没错这是全世界最严重的被误导
That's right -- in the world's most misguided attempt
为让爱丽卡骄傲我妈在政♥治♥上变的积极
to make Erica proud, my mom had gotten politically active.
像我们排练时那样摆好
Set it up like we rehearsed.
积极得太过分了
Way, way too active.
年轻人你们好
Hello, teens.
我想用我自己写的
I'd like to speak to you
角色扮演情境剧
about Nancy Reagan's "just say no" campaign
跟你们说说南茜·里根的"就是说不"活动
through a little role-playing scenario that I wrote myself.
你好受欢迎的橄榄球队员
Hi, popular football player.
我是本地流氓
I'm a local tough
在这所高中外面卖♥♥大♥麻♥烟
who slings dope cigarettes outside this very high school.
你想来点毒品吗
Would you like drugs?
我会怎么做
What will I do?
我那青少年的意志很软弱很容易
My teenage mind is soft and easily persuaded
屈服于同龄人以及需要合群的压力
by peer pressure and the need to fit in.
接下来的35分钟
For the next 35 minutes,
我妈热情地融入到
my mom passionately inhabited the role
"蜘蛛"这一毒贩角色中
of Spider the drug pusher in what became
这成为了我姐人生中最丢人的时刻
the most embarrassing moment of my sister's life.
没事小伙伴
Be cool, homey.
我这里有可♥卡♥因♥ 镇静剂大♥麻♥
I've got booger sugar, goofballs, poppers,
兴♥奋♥剂♥ 镇定剂安♥眠♥药♥ 各式毒品
uppers, downers, ludes, wammers, and jammers.
怎么样容易受影响的少年人
What do you say, impressionable teenager?
咱们来吸毒吧
Let's chase the dragon.
不我对毒品说了不
No. I just say no to drugs.
剧终
And scene.
大家投票给里根
Vote Reagan, everyone.
非常感谢金伯格太太
Well, thank you very much for that, Mrs. Goldberg.
遗憾地是没有时间进行辩论了
Unfortunately, uh, we no longer have time for our debate.
什么
What?!
没错爱丽卡意识到爸说得对
Yep -- Erica realized our dad was right.
永远不要怂恿贝弗莉·金伯格
You never, ever encourage Beverly Goldberg.
辩护会后
After the debate,
爱丽卡以为我妈的扫毒战已经结束了
Erica thought my mom was done with her war on drugs.
不幸地是她刚开始
Unfortunately, she was just getting started.
再说一遍什么也没有
Again, nothing.
只有书曲棍球杆剪刀脱水
We have some books, lacrosse sticks, scissors, glue.
你这个可怜的天真的人
You sad, naive man.
这是什么基思·理查兹[滚石乐队创始人有毒瘾]
What's this, keith Richards?
你会闻这个然后嗨起来吗
You gonna sniff it so you can trip out?
这样也行吗
Would that work?
妈你在做什么
Mom, what are you doing?
搜查储物柜你在开玩笑吗
Locker searches? Are you kidding me?
整个学校都叫我缉毒警
The whole school is calling me a narc.
缉毒警的另一个意思是英雄
"Narc" is just another word for "hero."
我参与其中了像你说的那样
I'm getting involved, just like you said.
我爱政♥治♥
I just love politics.
这和政♥治♥完全没关系
This has nothing to do with politics.
南茜·里根没有竞选总统
Nancy Reagan isn't running for president.
她只是什么也不懂的家庭主妇和你一样
She's just a clueless housewife, like you.
别再毁掉我的生活回家去吧
Now, stop ruining my life and go home!
我想她闻了固体胶水
I think she's on the glue stick.
爱丽卡不顾一切地想击碎我妈的热情
Erica was desperately trying to crush my mom's enthusiasm.
别把带子弄坏了
Be careful with that tape.
这会让我哥出名的
It's gonna make my brother famous.
与此同时我寄出了一份包裹
Meanwhile, I was sending off a package
会击碎巴瑞的梦想
that would crush Barry's dreams.
我也不想这样说但我看了带子
I hate to break it to you, but I saw that tape.
我并不觉得展现了你哥最好的一面
I-I don't think it shows your brother in the best light.
别担心
Don't worry.
这带子会让巴瑞上美国最伟大的电视节目
It'll get Barry on america's greatest tv show.
只是不是你想的那个节目
Just not the one you'd think.
美国家庭滑稽录像
开始前播出未剪辑的
We will show no clip before its time.
开始了
It's time.
那个开心老爸无缘无故地被一个小孩子
That happy father got punched in the pistachios
打中了要害
by a toddler for no reason!
这节目改变了我对滑稽的看法
This show changes everything I know about funny.
你确定要这样吗
Are you sure about this?
你已经在后院揍了巴瑞
I mean, you already got to beat Barry up
一下午了
in the backyard all afternoon.
真的需要在国家电视上羞辱他吗
Do you really need to humiliate him on national tv?
一下午用棍子揍他根本弥补不了
One afternoon of hitting him with a stick doesn't make up
一辈子的华夫饼肚皮和屁帽压顶
for a lifetime of waffle bellies and butt hats.
明天巴瑞的瘀伤就会消失
By tomorrow, Barry's bruises will have healed,
但这样的复仇效果一辈子都在
but revenge like this stays forever.
但要付出什么代价呢[价钱]
But at what price?
赢了就有一万块奖金
10 grand if I win.
喂亚石头
Yo! Ad rock!
剪辑的怎么样了
How's editing going?
有按我的要求加进
Did you add in those fireballs
火球和空手道掌劈的音效吗
and karate-chop sound effects like I asked?
当然
Oh, yeah!
效果太好了我已经寄出去了
It was so good, I already shipped it off.
居然不先给我看看吗
Without even showing it to me first?
我没的选择明天就截止了
I didn't have a choice. The deadline was tomorrow.
考虑得太周到了
Way to think ahead, man!
等我上了《美国角斗士》
Once I get on "American gladiators,"
梅多布鲁克黑♥手♥党♥会臣服于我的厉害
The meadowbrook mafia will bow down to my awesomeness
被迫把停车场还给我们
and be forced to give us our parking lot back.
听起来是个无懈可击的计划
Sounds like an airtight plan.
我知道我没有经常说这句话
I know I don't say this a lot,
但你是个好弟弟
but...you really are a good brother.
你没必要谢我
You really don't need to thank me.
所以我决定送你样东西
That's why I decided to get you a little something.
给
Here.
这是我们第一次见面
That's the first day we ever met.
妈和爸说
Mom and dad said
从医院给我带一份礼物回来
they were bringing me a gift back from the hospital,
结果是你
and it turned out to be you.
你是我收到的最棒的礼物
You were the greatest gift I ever got.
就目前情况而言你这样做太贴心了
That's too nice for the circumstances.
我去电♥话♥旁等着
I'm gonna go hang out by the phone
角斗士节目打电♥话♥给我
and wait for the gladiators to call.
你最棒了亚石头
You're the best, Ad rock.
我们得拿回带子
We need to get that tape back.
我决心纠正我的错误时
While I was determined to right my wrong,
我妈决心让爱丽卡看到
my mom was determined to show Erica
她绝对不是什么也不懂的家庭主妇
she was anything but a clueless housewife.
我的天
My god!
家里这是发生了什么恐怖的事
What horrible thing is happening in my house right now?
了不起的事
Something glorious.
你母亲会凭一人之力
Your mother is going to single-handedly
令吉佩尔再次当选
get the Gipper re-elected.
里根因饰演的角色名而得来的昵称
你不能为了气我让里根再次当选
You can't get Reagan re-elected just to spite me.
我可以我会的
Oh, I can, and I will.
我会改变历史的进程
I will change the course of history
只为让你看到我什么都懂
just to show you how clue-ful I am.
你为了证明你的观点会把这个伟大的国家
So you'd turn this great country into a nightmarish hellscape
变成可怕的地狱吗
just to prove a point?
是的
Oh, yes.
但这将是一片神奇的国土
But it will be a magical land
里根总统给所有美国人免费发软糖豆
where president Reagan gives every American free jelly beans,
儿子们对毒品说"不"
a world where sons just say no to drugs
女儿们对尊重母亲说"是"
and daughters say yes to respecting their mothers.
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