金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E17

Part 1 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:13 p.m.

八十年代美国有一个明确的敌人
Back in the '80s, America had one clear enemy
俄♥国♥人
The russians.
那是冷战的年代
It was the age of the cold war.
资本主义对共♥产♥主义
Capitalism vs. Communism.
里根对戈尔巴乔夫
Reagan vs. Gorbachev.
洛基对杀死了阿波罗的肌肉男
Rocky vs. that roided-out monster who killed Apollo Creed.
但我知道的唯一战争是我和我哥之间的
But the only war I knew was the one with my brother.
和超级大国一样
And like any superpowers,
我们打架大多数是因为边境争端
most of our fights were about border disputes.
哥们你到我这边了
Dude! You're in my space.
你到我这边了
You're in my space!
住手
Stop it.
别打了
Stop fighting.
和任何交战双方一样
Like any warring factions,
我们不理解对方
we didn't understand each other
也没有任何共同点
and had nothing in common.
巴瑞在威猛乐队的歌♥声中滑冰来取悦女生
Barry roller-skated to Wham! To impress the ladies
而我则滑向《星光快车》
while I roller-skated to "starlight express"
来取悦爱看戏剧的人
to impress the theatergoers.
我是体育课上的超级弱者
I barely survived gym class...
而巴瑞则是运动员
...while Barry thrived as an athlete.
我的梦想是成为下一个斯皮尔伯格
My dream was to be the next Steven Spielberg.
巴瑞的梦想是成为下一个查尔斯·巴克利
Barry's dream was to be the next Charles Barkley.
进啊亲爱的
Swish, baby!
我收集垃圾桶小孩卡
I collected garbage pail kids
巴瑞热爱的则是棒球卡
while barry loved his baseball cards.
哥们你看
Dude, check it out.
我刚收集了多毛玛丽和泥浆苏西
I just got hairy mary and oozy suzy.
是吗
Oh, really?
我有呆子亚当和爱揍人巴瑞
I got nerdy Adam and punchy Barry.
我最珍视的财产是我的骷髅城♥堡♥
My most prized possession was my castle grayskull,
而巴瑞的则是这只巨大的鞋
and Barry's was this enormous shoe.
请看我的女士
Behold, my lady.
篮球界最伟大的恶汉爵士查尔斯·巴克利的
The actual high-top of basketball's greatest badass,
高帮球鞋
sir Charles Barkley.
酷
Cool.
-让我看看 -不
- Let me see -- - No!
你的手上有破坏性油脂
Your hand contains damaging oils.
你可以安静地欣赏
You can admire it quietly.
远距离的
At a distance.
你是怎么弄到的
How did you even get this thing?
大卫·西若塔找的门路
Dave Sirota hooked me up.
他爸是球队医生
His dad's a team doctor.
我只需要帮他做完今年的数学作业
All I got to do is his math homework for the rest of year.
对他来说这买♥♥卖♥♥太可怕了
That is a horrible deal for him.
没错
Yeah, it is.
替他可惜
Sorry to be this dude,
但这只是一只鞋谁在乎啊
but it's just a shoe -- who cares?
谁在乎
"Who cares?"
这是查尔斯·巴克利
This is Charles Barkley.
篮板圆球
The round mound of rebound.
我们这时代最伟大的76人队球员
The greatest Sixer of our time.
篮球不是我感兴趣的体育运动
Yeah, basketball's not my sport.
体育运动才不是你感兴趣的体育运动
Well, sports aren't your sport.
就算我的鞋子也觉得你是个呆子
Even my shoe thinks you're a nerd.
什么
Huh? What was that?
冲你小弟裆部来一拳吗
"Punch your brother in the nards"?
白♥痴♥
Idiot.
你的鞋和你一个口气
Your shoe sounds a lot like you.
别这样
Hey! Knock it off.
我们说过什么我喜欢什么巴瑞
What did we discuss? Which Barry do I like?
甜美巴瑞
Sweet Barry.
我讨厌什么巴瑞
Which Barry do I hate?
大嗓门爱揍人巴瑞
Yelly, punchy Barry.
没错巴瑞和我永远生活在紧张痛苦的冷战中
Yep, Barry and I forever lived in a tense and bitter cold war.
我们总是很警惕
We were always on guard,
永远不知道对方何时会进攻
never knowing when the other would strike.
今年我决定在愚人节那天
And this year, I decided to mount
发动一次可载入史册的进攻
an epic attack on april fools' day.
我的目标就是他告诉我
My target was the one thing
永远不要用带人类油脂的手去碰的东西
he told me never to touch with my human oils.
-我的巴克利的鞋子呢 -放轻松
- Where's my Barkley shoe? - Relax.
我洒了点水在上面放进烘干机了
I spilled some water on it, so I threw it in the dryer.
我叫你别碰的
I told you not to touch that thing!
不
Noooooooo!
没了
Gone.
就此没了
Gone forever.
升♥天♥吧小小的16码
Fly away, little size 16.
认识你我成为了更好的人
I'm a better person for having known you.
谁会知道一小时的高温
Well, who knew that high heat for an hour
会让橡胶变成这样
would do that to rubber?
我生气了
I...feel...anger!
愚人节快乐
April fools'!
该死的
Oh, balls!
哥们这是愚人节恶作剧
Dude, it was an april fools' joke.
鞋子在这里白♥痴♥
Here's the real shoe, idiot.
老天
Oh, man.
没错
That -- yeah.
已经到了4月了
It's April already.
你真是骗到我了
You got me good.
慢着
Wait.
你毁了骷髅城♥堡♥
Y-you destroyed castle grayskull.
你欠我一百块
You owe me 100 bucks.
你别想了
Yeah, not gonna happen.
你应该知道我情绪不稳反应会很大
You should know I'm unstable and would react poorly.
这都怪你
This is on you.
我以骷髅城♥堡♥的力量发誓
Buy the power of grayskull,
我会复仇
this will not stand.
我还以为失去你了兄弟
Thought I lost you, buddy.
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那是一九八几年的4月1日
It was April 1, 1980-something,
我姐在她真正的家里打发时间
and my sister was spending time in her true home --
商场
The mall.
接下来去哪里
Okay, what do you want to hit next?
贝纳通服装还是山姆·古迪音乐连锁
Benetton or sam goody?
我的妈呀
Holy crap!
每位少女都有人生中的关键性时刻
Every teenage girl has a defining moment in her life.
对我姐来说就是有机会
For my sister, it was the chance
看到她的摇滚偶像在美食街开唱
to see her rock idol jam by the food court.
蒂芙妮要来咱们的商场吗
Tiffany...is coming... To our mall?
老天爷我的人生终于有了意义
Sweet god, my life now has meaning.
对在泰勒·斯威夫特与凯蒂·派瑞之前
Yep, back before Taylor Swift and Katy Perry,
少年流行巨星会来到你的家乡小镇
teen pop superstars would visit your tiny town
在当地商场举♥行♥免费的演唱会
and play a free concert in your local mall.
而其中最大的巨星就是蒂芙妮
And the biggest star of them all was Tiffany.
根本不需要姓
No last name needed.
你不明白这意味着什么吗
Don't you see what this means?
我可以把我的样带给她
I can give Tiffany my demo tape,
这样她可以发掘我
and she can discover me.
只是有一个问题
Oh. Just one problem.
你没有样带
You don't have a demo tape,
你那小气爸爸永远不会出钱给你录的
and your cheap-ass dad will never pay for one.
只有一个办法
Then there's only one play.
如果我跟你说
What if I told you
我今天可以帮你省2万块怎么样
I could save you $20,000 today?
你这辈子第一次吸引了我全部的注意力
For the first time in your life, you'd have my full attention.
这是现在上大学的花费
Well, that's the price of a college education these days.
而区区2百块
And for a mere $200,
我就可以录制样带交给蒂芙妮
I can record a music demo tape and hand it off to Tiffany,
这样可以不读大学实现我人生的梦想
thereby skipping college and achieving my life dream
成为少女巨星歌♥手