金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E06

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:10 p.m.

我不讨厌他们给了我们果珍
I don't hate it. They gave us Tang.
我讨厌的是躲避球
What I do hate is dodgeball.
躲避球是强化
Dodgeball is an essential part
年轻人品行的基本部分
of strengthening a young man's character,
没人比你的儿子更需要这个
and nobody needs that more than your son.
你好大的胆子
How dare you?
我儿子的力量与品行
My son has the strength and character
比得上三个卢·弗瑞格诺[著名健身教练]
of three Lou Ferrignos!
你好大的胆子居然把卢·弗瑞格诺扯进来
How dare you invoke Lou Ferrigno?
你好大的胆子
How dare you?!
我不会站在这里听你的摆布
I'm not gonna stand here and let you push me around!
我不怕你
I'm not scared of you.
你应该怕
Well, you should be.
如果我是你就会再考虑下
I'd think twice about this if I were you.
不我完全不会考虑
No. I will not think at all.
如果这学校里再出现躲避球
If there's any more dodgeball in this school,
你会后悔的
you will regret it.
记住我的话
Mark my words.
-我什么也不会记 -给我记住
- I will mark no words. - Mark them!
我妈叫停她讨厌的游戏时
While my mom was putting a stop to the game she hated,
巴瑞准备给他不擅长的游戏再一次机会
Barry was ready to give the game he sucked at another try.
你们好我没看到你们坐在那边
Oh, hello. I did not see you sitting there.
我们没坐着
We're not sitting.
你这才叫坐
What you're doing is called sitting.
土豆土豆一个意思
Potato, potato.
正确用法是tomato[番茄] 有两种发音表示都一样
想重赛吗爱丽卡
Care for a rematch, Erica?
再次粉碎你那脆弱的心灵吗
And crush your fragile spirit again?
我很乐意
Gladly.
我不太想留下玩这个
Um, I don't think I want to be here for this.
你要见证这场战斗老人家
You shall witness the battle, old man!
我是说
I mean...
我珍惜我们共度的时光
I cherish our time together.
请坐
Please, sit.
科学与自然挑战
Ooh. Science and nature. Challenging.
什么动物有恐马症
"What animal does a hippophobe fear?"
马
Horses.
答案是马
The answer is horses.
正确
That's right.
黄色哎呀历史
Yellow. Ooh. History.
伊丽莎白女王有几个孩子
"How many children does Queen Elizabeth --"
4个
Four.
你一下子知道了不少东西嘛
You sure seem to know a lot of stuff all of a sudden.
没必要"自以为屎"
There's no reason to be "patronibing."
好的下一张卡
Okay, next card.
哪座城市被称为南方的巴黎
"What city was called the Paris of the south?"
玛雅·安吉罗[诗人]
Maya Angelou.
笨蛋
That's the answer
这是你希望我选的卡的答案
on the card you wanted me to choose, you knob.
你这是作弊
You're clearly cheating.
你好大的胆子我是运动员
How dare you?! I am a sportsman!
你侮辱了我的荣誉
You insult my honor!
小巴你这是很明显的作弊
Hey, Bar, I-I-it's kind of obvious you're cheating.
我没有我只是简单的记住了答案
I am not. I simply memorized the answers
然后把卡片按顺序放这样我可以赢
and put the cards in a particular order so I can win!
这是作弊
That's cheating!
这是准备
That's preparation!
作弊的准备
Preparation for cheating.
别怪我
Don't blame me!
这个游戏不可理喻没有任何意义
This game is impossible and has no point!
那"捕鼠器"的意义是什么
What's the point of mouse trap?
在楼梯上弹出弹珠
To boot a marble down a flight of stairs
弹到滑梯上进浴缸接下来
onto a slide and into a bathtub, which, in turn,
别的弹珠落到跷跷板上
another balls falls onto a see-saw,
让一个老人家向后滑倒进小孩泳池
back flipping an old man into a kiddie pool,
形成捕鼠器捕住老鼠这还用说吗
causing a trap to fall on a mouse! Duh!
这他居然知道
That he knows.
面对现实吧这个游戏你赢不了
Face it -- this is one game you can't win.
说我比你优秀快说
Say I'm better than you. Say it.
别想
Never!
我会尽一切努力学知识
I will do everything in my power to learn knowledge.
我会上学我会看书
I will go to school, and I will read books,
我会研究艺术
and I will study art,
我豁出去了
and I will drink in life
这样玩这个棋盘游戏时我可以赢你
just so I can beat you at this board game!
不玩游戏他也应该做这些事
He should probably do all that stuff regardless.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
因为野蛮的家长干涉
due to aggressive parental interference,
体育课有些变化
there's been a change in the phys-ed curriculum.
怎么了谁的妈都有可能
What? Could be any of our moms.
从现在开始
Effective immediately,
我的课上不再有躲避球
there will no longer be dodgeball in my class.
替代的是全新的更安全更和气的游戏
Instead, we'll play an all-new safer, kinder game
叫做"大宝宝球"
called big baby ball.
通过数一和二来分队
We'll choose teams by counting off ones and twos.
金巴巴从你开始
Goldfarb, begin.
一
One.
剩下的人是二
Everybody else is a two.
一到这边二到那边
Let's get the ones on that side, twos on the other.
梅勒老师现在把我的号♥码变成二太迟了吗
Mr. Mellor, is it too late to switch my number to two?
你母亲要求我们玩些别的
Well, your mother demanded that we play something else,
你可以让她知道今天她的话管用
so you can let her know that her voice was heard today.
祝你好运护好裆部
Good luck and cover your nards.
我身处困境
I was in a tight spot,
于是我决定唯一的选择就是杀出一条血路
so I decided my only choice was to fight my way out.
为什么
Why?!
我不知道
I don't know!
对不起
Sorry.
我不懂梅勒没有退缩
I don't understand. Mellor didn't cower?
他为什么没退缩
Why didn't he cower?
是因为你贝弗
It's on you, Bev.
因为你插手了所以这孩子被孤立了
The boy was singled out because you mixed in.
他说得对妈你令事情更糟了
He's right, mom. You made it worse.
你为什么就是听不进去呢
Why can't you ever listen?
你想保护这孩子
You want to protect the boy,
结果总是让事情变得更糟糕
and you always end up making it a million times worse.
是你太对了
No, you're completely right.
我心里知道
I know it in my heart.
很好终于意见统一真是太好了
Good. It's nice to finally be on the same page.
当然了
Definitely.
你拿衣服做什么
What's with the coat?
你又要杀去学校吗
Are you marching down to school again?!
我想说"不" 但那是骗你
I want to say no, but that would be a lie.
但我们不是意见统一了吗
But I thought we're on the same page.
是的但我还是要去
We are, and yet, here I go.
停下
Just stop!
让你的身体停下
Just tell your body to stop!
我也想我真的想
I want to. I really want to.
但我没办法
But I can't.
我们不是意见统一了吗
I thought we're on the same page!
接下来要讨论的是教师会议的时间安排
And the next item of business is scheduling teacher conferences.
金发怪兽
Blonde monster.
没什么
Nothing.
金伯格太太这是不对外的会议
Mrs. Goldberg, this is a private meeting.
不再是了各位快走
Not anymore. Got to go, people!
别管去哪里快走就行
Don't care where. Just not here.
别走她看起来好生气
Don't leave. She looks really mad.
对不起厄尔
I'm sorry, Earl.
梅勒老师不再在威廉·佩恩高中任教了
Mr. Mellor is no longer with William Penn Academy
因为一位家长提出了担心
due to a concern raised by a parent...
该家长的名字就不透露了