金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E15

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:12 p.m.

Geoff, what are you doing?!
这是电影《情到深处》里的
It's from "Say anything..."
你那呆子小弟就是这样
That's how your dorky little brother
追到他根本配不上的女朋友的
got a hot girl way out of his league.
根本不是这首歌♥
That's not even the right song!
说实话我没看过这部电影
To be honest, I never saw the movie.
别再玩电影这套回家去
Stop "say anything..."-ing me and go home.
爱丽卡·金伯格 JTP的领袖
Erica Goldberg, leader of the jtp,
我宣布我的爱...
I proclaim my love --
搞什么杰夫
What the hell, geoff?!
快走哥们我先说了她是我的
Get lost, pal! I called her first!
不没人可以这样我不是谁先说归谁
Uh, no. No one called me. I'm not callable.
爱丽卡·金伯格
Erica Goldberg!
听这首甜美的歌♥曲知道我的心...
Listen to this sweet song and know my heart is --
哥们你拿了我的录音机
Dude, you took my boombox?
放轻松我只是今晚要用
Relax. I just needed it for tonight.
我也要用啊
Yeah, well, so did I!
我只能找叔叔借他的烂收音机
I had to borrow my uncle's cheap-ass radio,
卡在了墨西哥音乐频道了
and it's stuck on tejano music.
你们两个闭嘴她是我的
Okay, both of you shut up, because she's mine!
住手
Stop it!
不是的她是我的
That's not true! She's mine!
不是的
That's not true!
不住手
No! Stop it!
你们没有人可以追到我
None of you will win me!
你们得...
You have to --
老天裸罗伯里面什么也没穿
Oh, my god! Naked rob is naked under that coat!
我要你做第一个看到我裸体的女生
I wanted you to be the first girl to see me naked!
瞧瞧
Well, well.
看来某人害人反害己啊
Looks like the worm is on the other foot.
帮我拜托让这一切停止
Help me! Please make it stop!
利用那些可怜的笨蛋让我们分开真是太不厚道了
Messing with those poor goobers to break us up is so not cool.
我该怎么做
What was I supposed to do?
我知道你们在一起很开心
I get it. You two make each other happy.
但我不知道
But I didn't know
这意味着我会失去你只剩一个人
that meant I'd lose you and be left all alone.
没开玩笑吗
Seriously?
你们觉得这是椰菜娃娃吗
Does this look like a cabbage patch kid to you?
这才是椰菜娃娃
Okay, this is a cabbage patch kid.
这个像是恐怖电影里
This looks like something in a horror movie
活过来的娃娃恐吓着湖边小镇
where the doll comes alive and terrorizes a lakeside town.
这不是戴娜的错
Look, it's not Dana's fault.
请别给她不及格给我不及格吧
Please don't fail her. Fail me.
不这是我的错
No, it's my fault.
要给不及格就给我
If you're gonna fail anyone, fail me.
我不能给你不及格金伯格太太你是成年人
I can't...fail you, Mrs. Goldberg. You're an adult.
而且你为什么在这里
Also, why are you here?
亚当她为什么在这里
Yeah, Adam. Why is she here?
我只是想帮忙任何好奶奶都会这样做
I'm just trying to help, like any good bubbie would.
好奶奶不会弄丢孙子
A good bubbie doesn't lose her grandchild.
我听到了奶奶什么都能听到
I heard that. Bubbies hear everything.
够了
Enough!
妈我知道你是好意
Mom, I know you mean well,
但你做的一切都在破坏我和戴娜的关系
but all you've done is screw things up for me and Dana.
我不知道我什么时候会成家
Look, I don't know when I'll have a family,
也不知道会和谁在一起
and I don't know who it'll be with.
可能是戴娜也可能是莫利·林沃德[演员]
I-I-it could be Dana. It could be Molly Ringwald.
我只知道我结婚时
All I know is that when I do get married,
你不能再插手我的事
you're gonna need to butt out.
好的但我
Okay, but I --
没有但是只有你别再插手我的事
No "buts" -- except for yours butting out.
感谢前来
Thanks for coming.
我想你们都想知道为什么叫你们来
I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here.
你会选择我们其中一个做你的爱人
You're gonna choose which one of us you'll take as your lover.
老天才不是
Ew! God, no!
我要做的事完全相反
I'm doing the complete opposite of that.
我要辞去JTP领袖一职
I'm resigning as leader of the jtp.
JTP
Jtp!
你们听到我的话了吗
Did you even hear what I said?
我不玩了没有JTP了
I'm out! No more jtp!
JTP
Jtp!
我的天
God!
让我来
Allow me.
是这样的哥们
Here's the deal, fellas.
你们都太优秀了
You're all so insanely awesome
爱丽卡对你们的喜爱一样多
that Erica loves you all equally, okay?
要她选择其中一个
For her to choose one of you
会让她的大脑分成两半
would literally break her brain in half,
让她永远昏迷
sending her into a coma forever.
有道理
Oh. That makes sense.
她唯一能做的就是辞职
Her only real option is to step down
这样我能重新做JTP的领袖与上帝
so I can resume my role as leader and god of the jtp.
JTP JTP
Jtp. Jtp.
给
Here.
红心乐团演唱会门票真的吗
Your heart tickets? Seriously?
我那晚和兄弟们一起玩
Think I'm gonna hang with my boys that night.
我建议你和你姐妹一起
I suggest you hang with your girl.
-想吗 -想
- Want to? - Yes!
这样的人生重要课程
It was one of those major life lessons
巴瑞和爱丽卡是通过犯错学到的
Barry and Erica had to learn the hard way.
有时候你会找到
Sometimes, you'll find
改变一切的特别的人
that special someone who changes everything,
但有最好的朋友在身边加油
but having your best friends there to cheer you on
才是最重要的
is what the game is all about.
金伯格先生请等等
Mr. Goldberg, a moment please.
-你的成绩我改主意了 -真的吗
- I've changed my mind on your grade. - Really?
这次作业的真正意义
You know, the point of the project
是了解真正做父母是什么样子
was to learn what it's like to be a real parent.
换尿布很简单
Changing diapers -- oh, that's easy.
但在噩梦般的婆婆手下保护自己的老婆
Protecting your lady from her nightmare in-laws?
绝对是A的成绩
Whew. That's an "a."
戴娜
Dana.
怎么回事
What's all this?
谢谢你支持我
A thank-you for standing up for me...
还有为事情变得奇怪道歉
And an apology for how weird things got.
的确很奇怪
It got quite weird.
但我向你保证
But I give you my word --
从现在开始我会确保
From now on, I'm gonna make sure
我妈一定尽可能地离我们远远的
my mom stays as far away from us as possible.
其实你妈妈也没那么坏
Actually, your mom's not so bad.
是她邀请我过来的
She's the one who invited me over
还帮我布置
and helped me with all this.
最后
In the end,
我妈不再为做最棒的奶奶而忧心
my mom stopped worrying about being the best bubbie
只是专心做我的好妈妈
and just focused on being my awesome mom.
老天老默
Oh, god, Mur.
置身事外太难了
Butting out is so hard.
但看他他好开心
Yeah, but look at him. He's having so much fun.
这不让你开心吗
Doesn't that make you happy?
见鬼我很开心
Damn it, it does.
对我有好处
That's good for me.
老婆开心日子舒心
Happy wife, happy life.
为人父母就是这样
That's the thing about being a parent --
不容易
It's tough,
没有转盘和说明书
and it doesn't come with a spinner and instructions.
你只能一边做一边学
You learn as you go.
但那晚看到我脸上的笑容
But seeing the smile on my face that night
让我妈妈有了新的口头禅
gave my mom a new saying --
孩子开心日子舒心
"Happy kids, happy life."
还有需要吗
Ahh. Back for more?
我是来退这个假冒货的