金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E02

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:08 p.m.

比赛演唱会或表演
the end of a game, concert, or show...
挪下腿好吗
Will you just move your leg?!
我爸想赶在塞车前就别想
...not when my father had traffic to beat.
29分钟就到家了
29 minutes, door-to-door!
新纪录诞生
A brand-new record!
老天爷我嫉妒死你俩了
My god, am I jealous of you two!
罗恩·哈克斯托进了最后一球
Ron Hextall scores the final goal!
谁会想到啊
Who would've figured that?
哈克斯托不可能他是守门员
Hextall? No, he's the goalie.
守门员不能进球
Goalies can't score.
我原来也是这样想的
That's what I thought!
国家冰球联盟史上第一次啊你们在现场
The first time in NHL history, and you guys were there!
他错了守门员不能进球
He's wrong. Goalies can't score.
冰球史上最伟大进球的回放
And that's the replay of the greatest goal in hockey history.
这样的时刻会令你觉得
It's one of those moments that makes you feel
-能做人真是三生有幸啊 -守门员可以进球
- lucky to be alive. - Huh. Goalies can score.
你
You!
不是吧你要大吵大闹吗
Really? You're gonna make a thing out of this?
你令我错过了我这辈子最伟大的时刻
You made me miss the greatest moment of my life!
为了什么塞车吗塞车有那么糟糕吗
And for what? Traffic?! It isn't that bad!
别说了你应该感谢我
Stop right there! You should be thanking me.
感谢你为了什么
Thanking you? For what?
你不知道我见识过的塞车
You don't know the traffic that I've seen!
数英里的车队堵上几小时喇叭乱响
Miles of cars lined up for hours, horns blaring!
我知道塞车是什么样子
I know what traffic is!
成年人把上衣脱掉
Grown men with their shirts off
走来走去因为太热了
walking around 'cause it's so damn hot!
空调不能开那么久不能
An A.C.'s not meant to run that long. It's not!
现在是冰球赛季外面冷死了
It's hockey season! It's cold outside!
-没人会打赤膊 -我告诉你
- No one gets shirtless! - You want to know something?
如果可以我会回到过去再来一次
If I could, I'd go back in time and do it all over again.
事实上我会走得更早
As a matter of fact, I'd leave earlier!
你有时光机器就这么用吗
That's what you'd do with a time machine?
你回到过去躲过塞车吗
You'd go back and miss traffic?
你不会去救人吗拯救林肯总统
You wouldn't help people?! Save president Lincoln?!
我会救亚伯
Oh, I'd help Abe!
我会去戏院
I'd go to the theater,
我会说伙计你今晚应该早些走
I'd say, "hey, man, you ought to leave early tonight.
塞车很可怕相信我
Traffic's horrible! Trust me!"
就是这样救了他的命
Boom! Just saved his life!
我爸坚持己见时[放不下枪]
While my dad was sticking to his guns,
我妈在校长办公室猛烈开火
my mom was in the principal's office with hers blazing.
她冲进我的戏剧课堂
She stormed into my drama class,
像个疯子一样冲我咆哮
ranting at me like a crazy person.
我们做了45分钟的"按♥摩♥火车"
We had to do a 45-minute massage train
排成队后面的人给前面的人按♥摩♥肩
才能让我冷静下来
just to calm me down.
都怪你就算耶稣走进这里
Well, that's on you -- I mean, you wouldn't know a good Jesus
冲你脸上来一拳你也不会识货
if he walked right in here and punched you in the face.
好了
Okay.
我很高兴看到现在大家都冷静下来了
I'm glad to see that we're all calm now.
说了一些恶言
Some...ugly things were said.
也做了一些恶行
And done.
大多数恶言恶行出自金格伯太太
Mostly by Mrs. Goldberg.
对不起
Look, I am sorry.
亚当热情很高他很努力
Adam is very enthusiastic, and he works so hard.
但他的技巧就是没有金戴夫那样娴熟
He's just not as skilled as like, say, Dave Kim.
容我问一个问题
If I may, I just have one question.
你开什么玩笑
Are you kidding me?
-金格伯太太 -太过了
- Mrs. Goldberg. - Out of line!
金格伯太太这里是学校不能这样说话
Mrs. Goldberg, this is a school. We can't speak like that.
听清楚
Well, hear this.
我儿子会主演他自己的学校音乐剧
My son will be starring in his own school musical.
他的什么这到底是什么意思
His what? What does that even mean?
"这到底是什么意思" 你就是这种调调
"What does that even mean? " that's how you sound.
意思是说亚当会上演对台戏
It means Adam will be putting on a rival play.
好吧是这样的
Yeah, well -- well, here's the thing.
这是初中剧场
This is junior-high theater,
我们只有预算上演一出戏
and we have a budget for one play,
连坐满观众席都是个问题
and even that's a struggle to fill seats.
告诉我厄尔你妻子好吗
Tell me something, Earl. Uh, how's your wife?
她很好
She's fine.
好女人啊叫帕姆对吗
Lovely woman. Pam, is it?
提醒我一下你们怎么在一起的
Remind me again how you two got together.
你在爵士健美操班上认识了她
Well, you knew her from jazzercize class.
你为我们牵了红线
You...introduced us.
是这样吗
Did I, now?
婚礼如何
And how was the wedding?
你参加了婚礼
You were at the wedding.
尽管没人要求但你还是致辞了
You made a speech, even though nobody asked you to.
我记得
Well, from what I remember,
当时你说 "叫我如何报答你呢"
that was the night you said, "how can I ever repay you?"
我说 "有天我会来找你
And I said, "one day, I will come to you,
我会请你帮个忙"
and I will ask you for a favor."
你回答 "没问题贝弗莉
And you said, "but of course, Beverly.
没问题"
But of course."
报恩的时候到了
That day is today.
出什么事了
What's going on?
亚当会主演一出对台戏
Adam is starring in a rival play.
我到家了
I'm home!
快点默里
Come on, Murray!
《爱之船》的特别集就快开始了
A very special "Love Boat" is almost on!
他们停靠在了"梦幻岛"
They're docking at "Fantasy Island"!
两个剧串戏啊
They're crossing over!
老天爷破天荒啊
Oh, my god! That's unprecedented!
来了
All right.
遥控器给我
Gimme the remote.
什么我以为在你那里
What? I thought you had it.
我刚进家门我怎么会有遥控器
I just came in the door! Why would I have a remote?
我不知道我以为你带去上班了
I-I don't know. I figured you took it to work.
我为什么要带遥控器上班
Why would I take the remote to work?
谁知道啊你是个古怪的家伙
Who the hell knows? You're a quirky guy.
好啦我像动物一样用手开
Fine. I'll use my hand like an animal.
旋钮去哪里了
Where's the knob?!
你是说这个吗
Do you mean this knob?
不好意思
I'm so sorry.
你会错过具有历史意义的东西吗
Are you missing something historical?
可能是你最爱的两个剧
Perhaps a crossover event of
情节交叉在一起从此你再也看不到了
your two favorite shows that you'll never see,
你这辈子心里不得安宁
and it will haunt you for the rest of your life?
给我旋钮
Gimme the knob.
-不 -给我旋钮
- No. - Gimme the knob!
-不 -给我旋钮
- No. No. - Gimme the knob!
-不 -给我旋钮
- No. No. - Gimme the knob! Gimme the knob!
不不就不
No. No. No.
你夺走了我心爱的东西
You took something I love.
现在我要夺走你心爱的东西
Now I'm taking something you love.
那我呢我只是无辜旁观者
Well, what about me? I'm just an innocent bystander!
对不起老爷子错误的地点错误的时间
Sorry, pops. Wrong place, wrong time.
但我得看这一集
But I got to see this show.
塔图和"地鼠"伯尔共处一室啊
Tattoo and Gopher in the same room --
结局会如何啊
How's that gonna end?
你被禁足了白♥痴♥ 6个月
You are grounded, moron. Six months!
好的我再不会和你一起去看冰球比赛了
Fine! I'm never going to a hockey game with you again.
但你不能这样做冰球是我俩的专属
But you -- you can't do that. Hockey's our thing.
不再是了
Not anymore.
-给我旋钮 -不
- Gimme the knob. - No.
-给我旋钮 -就不
- Gimme the knob. Gimme the knob. - No. No. No.
-给我旋钮 -好吧
- Gimme the knob! - Fine!
我爸终于拿回了遥控器
So, my dad finally got the remote,
但却不能和儿子一起去看最爱的比赛了