金色年代

The Goldbergs S02E18

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2019, 8:13 p.m.

Sirota topped that with his brother's throwing stars.
但比起加里·鲍尔带的就逊色多了
But both paled in comparison to what Garry Ball offered up --
真正的成年人的冰啤酒
A real, grown-up, ice-cold beer!
捂热了端上桌
Served warm.
我尝试保持冷静时
When I was trying to keep my cool,
巴瑞和爱丽卡正尽力写着
Barry and Erica were trying to write
人类史上最好听的歌♥
the greatest song known to man.
好了有史以来最好听的歌♥
Okay, here we go -- greatest song of all time.
开始吧
Let's do this.
音乐
* Music *
用我的嘴唱着音乐
* Singin' music with my mouth *
太好了我们成功了
That's it! We did it!
我觉得还要继续努力
Yeah, I think we should keep working.
我们来分♥析♥下
Let's break this down.
最好听的歌♥是讲什么的
What are the greatest songs about?
显然一开始是一男的在水磨厂里
Well, obviously you got to start with a guy in a mill.
不
No.
他拼命工作
And he's working his fingers to the bone
捣鼓金属的东西火花四射
on some type of metal thing where sparks fly.
他非常穷一定住在新泽西
And he's dead-broke, definitely lives in Jersey.
为什么
Why Jersey?
那是中心地带现实中人们生活
T-that's the heartland, where all the real people live --
死亡的地方因为水磨工作很危险
And die, 'cause millwork is dangerous.
别再说水磨厂我们要想的深远些
Forget the mills. We need to think bigger.
好听的歌♥总是歌♥唱爱情的
The greatest songs are always about love,
关于失去与渴望
about loss and yearning,
整晚开车溪中小岛
about driving all night and islands in the stream
呼应情感
and seconding that emotion.
爱情是战场
Love is a battlefield.
正是
Exactly!
是战场
It's a battlefield,
要像忍♥者一样击垮敌人
and you got to crush your enemies like a ninja --
爱的忍♥者
A ninja of love!
爱情忍♥者
Love ninja!
太好了我们成功了我们改变了世界
That's it! We did it! We changed the world!
她是爱情忍♥者
* She's a love ninja *
-爱情忍♥者 -太棒了
- * Love ninja * - Yes, yes.
唱一些
Now sing something
她折断脖子不留活口
about how she snaps necks and takes no prisoners.
这是爱情歌♥曲她不能折断脖子
It's a love song. She can't be snapping necks.
但她可以伤透别人的心
But she can be breaking hearts.
或是折断心上的脖子
Or breaking the neck of the heart.
我的天我的天太棒了
Oh, my god! Oh, my god! That's so good!
一小时后他们的音乐作品完成了
An hour later, their musical opus was ready.
老爷子在给爸听之前
Okay, pops, I need to make sure
我得确认这是有史以来最好听的歌♥
that this is the greatest song of all time before dad hears it.
说出你的真实想法
Just give me your honest opinion.
在泽西以外
* Well, it was just outside of Jersey *
非真实的世界中
* But not in the actual state *
丹尼在水磨厂中钻着金属的东西
* Donny drilled metal things in a mill *
危险是他的命运
* Danger was his fate *
但他的欲望燃烧似火
* But his desire burned like fire *
为了一个叫凯特的神秘姑娘
* For a stealthy gal named Kate *
她是爱情忍♥者爱情忍♥者
* She's a love ninja, a love ninja *
爱情忍♥者折断了我心上的脖子
* Love ninja, snapped the neck of my heart *
她是爱情忍♥者用双截棍击碎我的生活
* She's a love ninja, nunchucked my life apart *
大抡拳鹤踢肘劈
* Roundhouse, crane kick, elbow chop *
忍♥者偷走了我的心她不会就此罢手
* Ninja stole my heart, and she wouldn't stop *
金箍棒吹镖武士刀
* Bo staff, blow dart, samurai blade *
忍♥者的离去像忍♥者弹
* Ninja went off like a ninja grenade *
姑娘你扔出了烟雾弹
Girl, you threw a smoke bomb,
像火花一样消失无踪
vanished with a spark
她比机器鲨鱼更致命
* She's more deadly than a robot shark *
真要有机器鲨鱼那该有多棒啊
* A robot shark, how sweet would that be? *
机械野兽在海洋里遨游
* Mechanical beast swimming out to sea *
爱情忍♥者爱情忍♥者
* Love ninja, a love ninja *
差不多就这样
Blah, blah, blah.
只是初稿感觉如何
Yeah, it's just a taste, but...what do you think?
你们是我的外孙我爱你们
You two are my grandkids, and I love you,
如果你们要我说这首关于忍♥者
so if you want me to say this confusing fakakta song
和机器鲨鱼的混乱烂歌♥很好
about ninjas and robot sharks is actually good,
我会说
I'll say it.
很好说吧
Great! Do that!
对不起我以为我说的出口但不行
I'm sorry. I thought I could, but I can't.
见鬼
Damn it!
叫我们怎样说服老爸
How else are we supposed to convince dad
音乐是我们的最爱
that music is our thing?
没办法
Can't be done.
你们要面对的是一个
You're dealing with a man
无论怎样对音乐一点兴趣也没有的人
who has no interest in music whatsoever.
每个人都喜爱音乐
Everyone likes music.
老天我想老爷子说得对
Oh, my god. I think pops is right.
他怎么能不喜欢音乐呢
How can he actually not like music?
有些父亲就是不喜欢
Some dads just don't.
这现象比你认为的要普遍
It's more common than you think.
太好了
Well, that's perfect.
爸是块白板
Dad's a blank slate.
我们不必写出全世界最好听的歌♥
We don't have to write the world's greatest song.
我们可以唱别人的歌♥ 说是我们写的
We can just sing someone else's and say that it's ours.
天才
That's genius!
这不是天才
That's not genius.
天才会想出有道理的主意
Genius is coming up with an idea that makes sense.
你的主意很糟糕
Your idea's terrible.
巴瑞来吧我们去偷一首歌♥
Barry, come on. We got to go steal a song.
啤酒闻起来挺臭的
The beer smells kind of funky.
要的就是这个味哥们
That's the point, dude.
这是手工酿的高级货相信我
This is craft brew -- fancy kind, trust me.
上面不是应该有"施利茨"之类的牌子吗
Shouldn't it say, like, "schlitz" or something?
不这比真正的啤酒还要好
Nah, it's better than real beer.
我爸在楼下的浴缸里酿的
My dad brews it in the downstairs bathtub.
金戴夫你先来
Dave Kim, you're up.
没办法了
This was it.
我们当然紧张但今天是我的生日
Sure, we were nervous, but it was my birthday,
我们要一起变成男人
and we would become men together.
所有人除了我
Well, everyone but me.
西若塔立刻有了反应
Sirota immediately booted.
酷男加里·鲍尔随后
Cool guy Garry Ball wasn't far behind.
接下来是查德
Chad was next.
最后是金戴夫他已经别无选择
And finally, Dave Kim, who had no options left.
第一口吐的速度和吞下去一样快
That first sip came up as quickly as it went down.
不要吐在洗衣机里啊
Not the washing machine!
别说我
Stop judging me!
情况不可能更糟了
There was no way it could get worse.
-小宝宝 -直到真的更糟了
- Squishy! - Until it did.
看我发现谁在气球围栏里晃悠
Look who I found moseying around the balloon corral.
是牛仔乔什今天他会...
It's cowboy Josh, and today, he's gonna --
我的妈呀
Ohhh! Sweet creamed corn!
要么快点想借口
It was either think fast
要么一辈子被禁足
or be grounded for the rest of my life.
我想可能是蘸酱的原因
I think it was the "o" dip.
看来还是禁足
And...grounded it was.
感谢大家在一通知的情况下
I'd like to thank you all for coming to this meeting
都来参加这个会
on such short notice.
我先说
Let me begin by saying
我今天的身份不是鲍尔校长
I'm not here today as principal Ball.
我只是厄尔担心的家长
I'm just Earl, concerned parent.
明白厄尔
Understood, Earl.
我相信大家对这周末
I know you all have some questions
在我家地下室发生的混乱事件
about the messy incident that took place
有些疑问
in our basement this weekend,
但让我们都同意开诚布公