凶宅处理专员（2021）

SurrealEstate S01E06

Part 6 Aug. 28, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

这就去拿勺子
Spoons.
太可笑了
This is ridiculous.
好吧你吓到我了
Okay. You're scaring me.
你为什么那样潦草地签到
Why did you scribble like that on the sign‐in sheet?
我就是这么签名的
That's how I sign my name!
你会成为一个很棒的医生
You'll make a great doctor.
奥古斯特时间线是多少我们能做什么
August, what's your timeline? What could we do here?
如果欧文斯家的念力鉴别分类模式
If the, uh, PKT patterns from the Owens house
与之前录下的模式相同
continue to replicate those recorded before the, uh...
那继不幸逝世的罗斯·帕森斯之后
the untimely passing of Ross Parsons,
就是大约四小时后
it will peak ‐‐ roughly four hours.
她喜欢按时间办事
She likes to keep to her schedule.
对她必须如此这得花费很多精力
Yeah, she has to. Gotta take a lot out of you,
精心炮制所谓命运来惩罚你的敌人
structuring destinies to smite your enemies.
你肯定还需要休息时间
You'd need some recovery time, too.
三天
Three days.
然后你的眼睛亮起来看到下一个目标
Then your eye lights up, see your next target and...
砰
boing!
抱歉
Sorry.
但记住她是个钟表匠
But remember: she's a watchmaker.
她必须按照顺序杀人
She has to kill in the order of the list.
任何搅乱进度表或顺序的事都是个问题
Anything messes up the schedule, or the order, it's a problem.
巨大的问题
Enormous problem.
能改变一切
Game changer.
你们知道这听上去有多蠢对吧
You guys know how dumb this sounds, right?
事实可能很蠢
The truth can be dumb.
但这不意味着那些不真实
But that doesn't stop it from being, you know, true.
你瞧如果你先说这句话
Now, see, if you would have said that,
整件事就会感觉又精妙又讽刺
it would have come off all brilliant and ironic.
关键在于说法
Delivery.
好看这个
Okay. Check this out.
《每日新闻》电缆技术工人死于怪异意外
抄表员电缆工人耶♥和♥华♥见证人
Meter readers. Cable guys. Jehovah's Witnesses.
他们都曾经去过凯瑟琳的房♥子
All of them entered Catherine's house at some point
然后他们之后全死于奇怪的意外事故
and all of them died from a bizarre accident afterwards.
杰佛瑞·莱昂内尔·达默美国著名连环杀手
肢解了17名男子被称为密尔沃基食人魔
这位女士是个达默级别的连环杀人犯
This lady is a Dahmer‐scale mass murderer,
但因为一切看上去都像意外
but since everything looks like an accident,
没人注意到
nobody ever noticed.
我从没见过她
I've never even met her!
而且你不是说当我去看♥房♥♥时
And didn't you say she was already in jail
她已经在监狱了吗
when I went to the open house?
你进去的时候
When you went inside,
她看到你了
she saw you.
那栋房♥子用某种方法标记了你
The house had marked you somehow.
她知道你在哪里
Now she's aware of where you are.
也许不是一直知道
Probably not a constant awareness.
用意念策划这种事情那是一回事
I mean, structuring events in the mind? That's one thing.
随时随地的无所不知
Omniscient awareness?
那是上帝才能做到的事
That's reserved for God.
还有脸书
And Facebook.
她现在没有看着你但很快就会了
She is not watching you right now but she will be soon.
对四小时后
Yeah. In four hours.
所以
So,
之后她会用类似菲尔平板笔之类的东西
that's when she takes something like Phil's tablet stylus
戳进我的额叶吗
and pokes it into my frontal lobe?
哥们
Dude!
她为什么要这么做
Why is she doing this?
我不知道
I don't know.
那如果不那样呢
So what if it doesn't?
怎么样
What?
如果无法遵守呢
What if it fails?
如果偏离了进度表或顺序错了
What if it gets off schedule or out of sequence...
那会怎么样
What happens then?
这是个有趣的问题
That's an interesting question.
钟表匠需要一切井井有条
Watchmakers need everything in sequence,
按顺序
in order.
一二三
One, two, three.
但如果我们打乱顺序
But if we interrupt that order...
一二...四
One, two... four.
你就让它陷入循环了
You throw it into a loop.
什么循环
What kind of a loop?
想象一台电脑有一个永不停息的纺车
Imagine a computer with a spinning wheel that never ends,
寻找一个永远找不到的答案
searching for an answer it can never find.
电子中风
An electronic stroke.
我知道这是个孤注一掷的时刻
I know that this is a desperate time
我也很希望为你们待在这里
and I really want to be here for both of you,
但是
but
我刚收到卡拉巴萨斯房♥子的出价
I just got a cash offer on Calabasas,
比要价高了两万
20 grand above asking.
我现在走会不会特别没有眼力见
Would it be in horribly bad taste if I...?
去吧天呐
Go, for crying out loud.
去吧搞定生意
Go. Take care of business.
要是她有能力通过佐伊我们就都完了
She powerful enough to get past Zooey, we are all doomed.
你要去哪
Where're you going?
厕所
To the bathroom.
就在隔壁
One door away.
你移走了所有尖锐的东西包括肥皂
You removed everything sharp, including the hand soap.
别生气
Hey. Don't be mad.
你怎么疯了吗你在干什么
What are you, crazy? What are you do‐‐?
听着我刚记起来
Look, I remembered:
今天是我登记内分泌实验室的最后一天
today's the last day to register for my endocrinology lab.
我需要亲自赶回实验室否则我今年就完了
I needed to get that lab in person or my year is shot!
听着等我回来后
Okay, you can be all mad at me
你可以随意朝我发火
when I get back.
这可是你的性命
This is your life.
我没事我得走了
I'm fine! I gotta go.
抱歉
Sorry.
瞧瞧
Well,
今天有点阴云密布啊
aren't we a little dark raincloud today.
为什么
Why?
她没干任何针对你的事对你来说也一文不值
She did nothing to you and she meant nothing to you.
在我♥干♥掉那个偷看我洗澡的
Before I dispatched that little shit‐weasel
肮脏小人之前
who watched me in the shower,
几乎没有任何人进我家
hardly anyone entered my house.
我很饥饿
I was hungry.
但现在我有房♥地♥产♥的人
But now I have real estate people,
看♥房♥♥的人买♥♥♥房♥♥的人
lookers, shoppers...
很快我就会有一个家了
Soon I'll have a family.
而他们都会遭遇可怕的事故
And they'll all have horrible accidents.
然后美妙盛大的舞会
And the whole wonderful dance
就会重新开始
will begin again.
正好
Precisely
三
three
天
days
一次
at a time.
你爱她对吧
You loved her, didn't you?
最好爱过再失去
Better to have loved and lost,
不是吗
no?
探视区需要医生
Need a medic in visits!
蓝色警报探视区需要医生蓝色警报
Code blue! Medic in visits! Code Blue!
蓝色警报医生
Code blue! Medic!
卡拉巴萨斯的佣金
It's the Calabasas commission.
今天下午去存钱了
Doing deposits this afternoon.
对了卢克批准了你给你奖金
By the way, Luke approved a bonus for you on it.
是你应得的
You earned it.
非常感谢你给我的尊严
Thank you so much for assigning a dollar value
送了一块钱
to my dignity.
不错
Not bad.
真奇怪
That's odd.
怎么了