凶宅处理专员（2021）

SurrealEstate S01E03

Part 3 Aug. 5, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

Luke starts a new file.
废弃的地方
Abandoned places,
不肯听话的客户一些杂七杂八的东西
clients who won't listen, odds and ends.
以防万一
没有细节只有地址
There are no details. Only addresses.
你要是之前给我就帮大忙了
This would have been great information to have.
你之前很自信
You were so confident.
你说 "相信我"
You said, "Trust me."
下一次
Next time,
考虑一下相信我
consider trusting me.
卢克想让我明天去多诺万的房♥子复查一下
Luke wanted me to do a check‐in at the Donovan house tomorrow.
传送门关闭好几周了
Portal's been closed for weeks.
发生什么事了吗
Something going on?
我指望你能告诉我呢
I was hoping you could tell me.
只有我这么想
Is it just me,
还是卢克对那栋房♥子有不寻常的兴趣
or is Luke taking an unusual interest in this property?
寻怪猎奇的调查员会追寻奇怪遥远的地方
Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.
H·P·洛夫克拉夫特
H. P. Lovecraft.
所以不只是因为我
So, it's not just me.
不他显然喜欢房♥主
No. He's clearly hot for the homeowner.
很好谢谢
Great. Thanks.
我并不是没有离开过我上了大学
It's not like I never left. I went to college.
你学的什么
What'd you study?
生物多样性保护
Biodiversity conservation.
在道格伍德作为公园看守人工作了三个暑期
Worked as a parks warden at Dogwood for three summers.
然后他们给了我管理人的职位
And then they offered me a supervisor position.
但是
But, ah...
有时候我会后悔没有接受
sometimes I regret not taking it.
为什么没接呢
Why didn't you?
那一年卡勒姆和我继承了那个乡间小屋
That was the year Callum and I took ownership of the cottage.
在你父亲去世后
After your dad passed?
得有人来管理屋子
Somebody had to keep up the place and...
本该是暂时的但从那以后我就没离开过
it was supposed to be temporary, but I haven't left since.
我知道我在正确的地方
I know I'm in the right place;
我属于的地方
place I belong.
这很好我已经很久
This is nice. It's been a while
没有跟人说说话了
since I had someone to talk to.
所以现在怎么办
So, what happens now?
我发布公告带人看♥房♥♥ 卖♥♥出去
I put the word out. We show. We sell.
你继续向前
And you move on.
所以今晚
So, meanwhile, tonight
我会在客房♥给你准备
I'll get you some clean linens
一些干净的床单
for the guest room.
我得打几个电♥话♥
I have to make a few calls.
在附近转转
Going to take a look around.
你能不锁门吗
You'll leave the door unlocked?
当然这一片很安全
Sure. It's a very safe neighborhood.
我要睡觉了门没锁
I'm going to bed. The door's unlocked.
好的谢谢晚安
Okay. Thanks. Good night.
忘了什么吗
Forget something?
哈珀如果这是个把戏
Harper, if this is a fake‐out,
那你可真厉害
you've outdone yourself.
萨曼莎
Samantha.
等等别走
Wait, don't go.
早上好
Morning.
介意我
Mind if I, uh...?
我记得这些椅子都坐满的时候
I remember when these chairs were filled.
我的亲戚爷爷奶奶兄弟姐妹叔叔婶婶
My folks, my grandparents, cousins and aunts, uncles.
说到亲戚
Speaking of relatives, um...
你最近没在附近见到过他们了是吗
you haven't seen any of them around lately, have you?
我死去的亲戚吗
My dead relatives?
只是想严谨一些
Just dotting the I's and whatnot.
没有
No.
所以家庭聚餐是很大的那种吗
So, uh, family meals. Was kind of a big deal?
莎姆奶奶有个规矩吃饭时不能争吵
Grammy Sam had a rule: no arguing while eating.
但其他时候我们像流浪猫一样打闹
But we fought like feral cats the rest of the time.
你父母会吵架吗
Did your parents fight?
几乎没有
Hardly ever.
话说回来我有些好消息
Anyway, I have some good news;
有很多感兴趣的买♥♥家
a lot of interested buyers.
你介意我放一个我们的广♥告♥吗
Do you mind if I put out one of our signs?
祝你好运
Good luck.
我放的牌子被吹倒了最后进了湖里
Mine keep blowing over and end up out in the lake.
如果房♥地♥产♥这么简单那任何人都可以做
Hey, if real estate was easy, anybody could do it.
所以我能借一下你的铁铲吗
So, uh, can I borrow your shovel?
在棚屋里我去拿
It's in the shed. I'll go grab it.
你好测试测试一二三
Hello? Testing, testing. One, two, three.
这个打开了吗
This thing on?
我现在该去拿猪排了吗
Should I grab a pork chop now?
只是一些干扰
It's just interference.
可能是你的无线路由器
Probably from your Wi‐Fi router.
焊接工做得不错
Welder did a fine job.
很好
Great.
你有没有
Did you, uh,
找到幽灵浣熊
find the spectral raccoons?
你好有个邻居报告在可回收垃圾桶里
Hi. Uh, one of the neighbors reported a glowing raccoon
看到了发光的浣熊
in his recycling bin.
进一步询问后邻居承认
On further reflection, the neighbor admitted that
可能是因为吸了一些特别好的大♥麻♥
it might have been some particularly good weed.
或特别差的大♥麻♥
Or particularly bad weed.
反正是因为大♥麻♥
Anyway, weed.
这里一切如何
How's everything here?
很理想
Satisfactory.
对我告诉卢克一切都好
Yeah, I told Luke everything is fine.
他喜欢彻查
Well, he likes to be thorough.
他似乎对这栋房♥子
He seems to have a special interest
有特别的兴趣你觉得呢
in this house, don't you think?
我想这也正常吧
I mean, I guess it's only natural,
毕竟他母亲以前住在隔壁
seeing how his mother used to live next door.
卢克的母亲吗
Luke's mother?
而且这里是她被人看到最后活着的地方
And this was the last place that they saw her alive.
你们完全不知道我在说什么
And you have no idea what I'm talking about.
去...
Go...
停下停下
Stop, now, stop.
这才像样黑暗并充满不详
Now this is what I'm talking about! Dark and foreboding.
大型夸张的楼梯死亡动物的头部
Grand dramatic staircase. The heads of dead animals‐‐
这地方用力太猛
This place is trying way too hard!
下一家呢
What's next?
我们称之为红房♥子
We call this the Red House!
这颜色充满了警告与危险散发着诱惑
The colour of warning and danger; of seduction!
还有龙虾
And lobsters.
还有性感
And sexuality!
还有共♥产♥主义
And communists.
还有罪恶
And sin!
下一家
And next!
拜托
Come on!
这房♥子洋溢着
This house is literally oozing!
各种可能性
With possibilities!
我说不好莎伦
I don't know, Sharon.
我们似乎不来电对吧
We don't seem to be clicking, do we?
也许我该换些新鲜血液了你懂我意思吧
Perhaps it's time for some fresh blood, so to speak.
等等再让我给你看一栋房♥子
Ah, wait, I just have one more house to show you!
好明早再来一个
All right. Tomorrow morning. One more.
然后我们就散伙
And then we are done!
以防万一
这栋房♥子是我们的我们的
The house is ours! Ours!
不卖♥♥
Not for sale!
很多卖♥♥家都会反悔
You know, a lot of sellers have second thoughts.
很正常
Perfectly natural.
听听你说的话
Listen to what you're saying.
"我们" 复数
"We." "Us." Plural.
我不介意你用什么人称代词