凶宅处理专员（2021）

SurrealEstate S01E05

Part 1 Aug. 23, 2021, 4:13 p.m.

《凶宅处理专员》前情提要
Previously on Surrealestate...
我从未抛弃过我的家庭
I never deserted my family.
你从没有过家庭
You never had a family.
也永远不会有
And you never will.
妈
Mom?
菲尔神父吗
Father Phil?
堕落的神父
Fallen priest.
我好爱他
I just love him.
我娶了他
I married him.
鲍勃·利文斯顿把我炒了
Bob Livingston fired me.
我们有过一段
We had a thing.
那你的母亲呢
What about your mother?
这很复杂
It's complicated.
妈妈们都是这样
Moms always are.
好好珍惜家庭时光吧
Keep your family time.
很重要
It's important.
我从没意识到那有多重要直到我爸去世
Never realized how important until my dad died.
现在我知道了
Now I know.
布罗德莫大街19号♥ 科尔托纳宅
科尔托纳宅
Cortona House.
雄伟高雅历史悠久
Stately. Elegant. Historic.
该奢华建筑带你重返过去那年代迷人优雅且...
A luxurious throwback to an age of glamor, grace and...
妈的
Shit!
它在哪
Where is it?
如此宁静
What a serene,
引人深思的环境
inspiring environment
有助于激发艺术家的创作灵感
to nurture the muse of a creative artist.
我无法形容
I can't tell you
我们的客户有多骄傲达蒙选择了
how proud our client is that Damon has chosen
在我们的宏伟建筑里录制新专辑
to record his next album in our magnificent venue.
这是租赁合同如果达蒙
I have the lease agreement here and should Damon happen
喜欢上那地方
to fall in love with the place
房♥子那边已经同意了
the estate has agreed to apply it
以买♥♥入价出♥售♥
to the purchase price.
当然
Yes, I'm sure.
你和我们的工程师齐克
You will coordinate the logistical aspects
协商房♥屋相关事务
of the residence with Zeke, our engineer.
苔莎我保证我们致力于
Tessa, I can assure you that we are every bit
为达蒙提供愉快体验
as committed to a positive experience
就像...
for Damon as‐‐
我先说清楚
Let's be clear:
我个人认为达蒙本可以找到
I personally think that Damon could have found
更好的地方
a much better place,
由专业人士管理
managed by professionals.
但事已至此那就...
But, here we are, so‐‐
别那么冲你会让这些人觉得你不友好
Easy. You're going to make these people think you're not nice.
你弟雇我就是要我当坏人
Your brother pays me to be not nice.
苔莎生我气就会搬出我弟
Tessa plays the brother card whenever she gets mad at me.
达蒙是你弟弟
Damon is your brother?
我是兄弟中英俊人格正常的那一个
I'm the handsome, well‐adjusted one.
不管怎样
So, for better or for worse,
达蒙对这房♥子很着迷
Damon is fascinated by the place
想知道它的一些历史
and wishes to know a bit of its history.
当然了
Of course.
科尔托纳宅最初建于1880年
The Cortona House was originally built in 1880.
历年来有过多任主人包括个人
Over the years, it was owned by a number of individuals
和机构
and institutions.
直到1985年被这个男人买♥♥下
until 1985, when it was purchased by this man.
罗素·沃恩三世
Russell Vaughn the Third.
据说罗素非常不招人喜欢
Russell, by all accounts, was a remarkably unpleasant man,
如果你是环保人士女人
especially if you were an environmentalist, a woman,
或海獭时尤其如此
or a sea otter.
他几年前去世了把房♥子留给了
He died a few years back, leaving the estate
我们客户他的曾侄子
to our client, his great‐niece,
他不了解这曾侄子所以不讨厌他
who he never knew well enough to hate.
房♥子已经修葺一新
It has been beautifully restored,
精心维护过
meticulously maintained.
里面有一间技术先进的录音室
It features a state‐of‐the‐art recording studio
这要感谢罗素的第三任妻子
courtesy of Russell's third wife,
她自认为是贾德母女组合的第三个成员
who fancied herself either the third Judd,
或小鸡乐队的第四个成员
or the fourth member of The Chicks.
你个臭烘烘的垃圾
You big, smelly piece of shit.
破鞋套
Stupid booties!
总之
Anyway,
那地方美极了
the place is stunning.
能激发灵感
It is inspirational.
令人振奋
It is uplifting.
罗素·沃恩三世
Russell Vaughan the Third?
接得好
Nice catch.
不
Nooo!!
听着我们现在就想看♥房♥♥
Listen: we would like to see the place now.
应该准备好了吧
Well, I assume it's ready.
-当然 -是的
‐ Sure it is. ‐ Absolutely.
凶宅处理专员
第一季第五集
原始木建部分非常精美
The original woodwork is amazing
录音室在楼下
and the recording studio is downstairs.
你收到甜甜圈了吗
You got the donuts?
与附文中指定的完全一样
Exactly as specified in the rider.
顶灯必须为40瓦
Overhead lights must be 40 watts.
灯是预设的且可控
Pre‐set and totally controllable
只要你下载家居智能应用
if you download the home's SmartApp.
-我已经下了 -我就知道你会下
‐ I already have it. ‐ I knew you would.
我就知道你会猜到
I knew you'd know.
录音室设备的送货人员到了
That'd be the studio equipment guys.
失陪
Excuse me.
我得去开门
I've gotta get this.
还有问题吗
Anything else?
没有了
No.
暂时没有
For now.
什么事
What's up?
我们刚才都快回到办公室了
We were nearly back at the office when‐‐
那是什么
What's that?
看上去是个妙妙圈
It appears to be a Slinky.
它刚刚自己从那楼梯下来
Came down that big staircase by itself just now.
自主移♥动♥
Autonomous locomotion.
真奇怪
Odd.
这里还有鬼
There's something still here.
我感觉到青春纯真
Felt youth. Innocence.
还有大量寂寞
A whole lotta lonely.
那肯定不是我们的石油大亨
That is not our oil tycoon.
不罗素是个大块头
No, Russell was a chain dragger.
这里可能还有一个灵魂吗
Could there have been a second entity?
但隐藏在那位大人物之下
Living in the shadow of the bigger one?
电影《教父》角色
像懦弱的弗雷多那样吗
A Fredo?
我觉得有可能
I suppose it's possible.
我们得和上一个房♥主谈谈
We need to talk to the previous owner.
也就是天主教教区
The Catholic diocese.
行吧我...
Yeah, I, uh...
可能把他们联♥系♥方式还记在什么地方
probably still have their number written down somewhere.
是你
It's you.
玛丽·埃伦修女
Sister Mary Ellen.
《音乐之声》女主角也是修女
但活泼外向的性格让她在修道院惹了很多麻烦
你那和玛利亚差不多的问题解决的如何
How are you doing on that problem like Maria?
快有解决方案了吗
Any closer to a solution?
奥利先生
Mister Orley,
你实在不能全天候不分时段的
you really can't be stopping up here
想来就来
24 hours a day.
抱歉我还以为
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that's exactly
教堂就是这样的
what the church was for.
不
No.