凶宅处理专员（2021）

SurrealEstate S01E06

Part 2 Aug. 28, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

No, it's okay, you're right.
圣地牙哥教士队美国职业棒球联盟球队
我爸把我培养成了教士队球迷
My dad made me a Padres fan.
几点了
What time is it?
我有一大堆课要上一堆实验室要去注册
I have a ton of classes and labs to register for.
这么快我们还没开始看在售房♥源呢
Already? We haven't even looked at any listings!
戴利那边的新公♥寓♥ 非常不错
The new condos on Daly--they're incredible.
景致好我可以帮你争取个好价钱
Beautiful views. I can get you a deal!
我会把链接发给你热门三米三的层高
I'm gonna send you a link! Hot, 11‐foot ceilings
就离你不远正等着见你
in your area, waiting to meet you!
怎么了
What?
这位女士被一支箭射穿了眼窝
This lady got her eye shot out with an arrow.
本来是个好玩的游戏直到有人被射穿眼窝
It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.
我要见你领导
I need to see your superior.
卢克出去了什么事丽塔
Uh, Luke's out. What's up, Rita?
他要看欧文斯家公开看♥房♥♥的客户登记清单
He asked to see the open house guest book for the Owens house.
给你
Here.
那这些是...
So, what, this was, uh...
截止上周六登记的
Last Saturday?
欢迎把欧文斯家卖♥♥给其中任何一位
Feel free to sell the Owens place to one of those people
但清单上其他15个名字是我的客户
but the other 15 names on that list are my clients
不在你们的范围所以不许碰
and out‐of‐bounds. Mitts off.
这清单上有谁尤其对房♥子有兴趣吗
Anybody here was particularly interested?
恐怕我助理带着这信息入土为安了
Mm, I'm afraid my assistant took that insight to his grave.
他真的是去了一个更好的地方
He's literally in a better place now.
真是这样的话他也得带着视力矫正镜才行
If so, he's wearing some kind of corrective lenses.
他被木棍刺穿了眼睛
He died from a stick through the eye.
再见
Bye‐bye!
我们最好给卢克打电♥话♥
We better call Luke.
这位女士就在清单上
This woman is on the list.
我看还是免了
Oh, I don't think so.
公开看♥房♥♥
您的联♥系♥人加布列
玛茜·努涅斯
安娜·梅耶尔
罗斯·帕森斯
丽塔·维斯房♥产经纪人
好像房♥子在挑战我敢不敢进去
It's like it was daring me to come inside.
很高兴你并没进去
I'm glad you didn't.
外部传感器
The exterior sensor
让我们依然能检测房♥子的活动
should still allow us to monitor its activity.
你们说这房♥子已经和四起凶杀相关联了
Telling me four deaths have been associated with this house?
房♥产开放参观
您的联♥系♥人
加布列
玛茜·努涅斯
安娜·梅耶尔
罗斯·帕森斯
丽塔·维斯
房♥产经纪人
对
Yep.
算上最初的谋杀受害人一共四位
Four counting the original murder victim.
好我们先看公开看♥房♥♥清单上
Okay, let's just look at the first name
第一位登记的客户
on the open house list for a second-
玛茜·努涅斯在家里遭遇事故
Marcy Nunes. Had an accident at home.
纪念玛茜·努涅斯
周二
Tuesday.
对被织毛衣针
Yeah. Impaled herself with a knitting needle;
刺穿眼睛
right through the eye.
和加布列一样确定吗
Like Gabriel. We are sure?
是的我和验尸官那边联♥系♥人确认了
Yeah, I confirmed with my contact at the coroner's.
随即三天后
Then, three days later,
公开看♥房♥♥
您的联♥系♥人加布列
玛茜·努涅斯
安娜·梅耶尔
罗斯·帕森斯
丽塔·维斯房♥产经纪人
安娜·梅耶尔
Anna Mayer.
遇到奇怪的弓箭事故
Bizarre archery‐related mishap.
老天死了这么多人可丽塔·维斯还好好活着
God, so much death and yet Rita Weiss still walks the earth.
丽塔·维斯没参加这次公开看♥房♥♥
Rita Weiss wasn't at this open house.
我知道她的管理风格
Knowing her management style,
很可能她根本没进去
it's possible she never even went inside at all.
公开看♥房♥♥
您的联♥系♥人加布列
玛茜·努涅斯
安娜·梅耶尔
罗斯·帕森斯
丽塔·维斯房♥产经纪人
感觉这房♥子不喜欢任何人进去
It's like this house doesn't want any visitors.
可它似乎邀请我进去
It seemed to invite me in.
加布列周六出的事玛茜·努涅斯呢周二吗
Gabriel died on Saturday. Marcy Nunes, what? Tuesday?
然后周五是安娜
Then Anna on Friday.
房♥产开放参观
您的联♥系♥人
加布列
丽塔·维斯
房♥产经纪人
每次隔三天有什么想法吗
Three days apart. Anything?
你挑一个吧凯尔特三位一体圣经三位一体
Oh, pick your poison: Celtic Triads, Holy Trinity,
奥西里斯埃及神话的冥神
或者奥西里斯三位一体所有和毕达哥拉斯有关的
the Osirian triad, all of Pythagoras.
好接下来第一件事就是去警告
Okay, so the first thing we need to do is warn
清单的下一位客户
the next name on the list.
从周五算起今晚就是第三天了
Three days from Friday is tonight.
公开看♥房♥♥
您的联♥系♥人加布列
玛茜·努涅斯
安娜·梅耶尔
罗斯·帕森斯
丽塔·维斯房♥产经纪人
罗斯·帕森斯
Ross Parsons.
菲尔你去联♥系♥下
Phil, you'll get in touch?
给布莱登监狱的监狱长打电♥话♥
Call the warden, Braden Correctional.
看我是否能见见
Let's see if I can get a few minutes
凯瑟琳·欧文斯
with Catherine Owens.
你觉得她有同伙
Think she has an accomplice?
我觉得她可能是无辜的
Think she might be innocent.
维恩路3号♥
我下一张再说"茄子"
I can say cheese in the next one.
怪我了
My bad.
没什么的
No big thing.
我是瑞斯你可以过来你来找谁的
I'm Reese. You can, uh, come on up. Who're you here to see?
泰勒吗或者可能实际上是梅森
Taylor? Or it's probably, uh, Mason, actually.
小心你的...
Watch your, uh...
...脚下派对惹的祸
...step. Hm. Party foul.
我我去把大梅森叫醒
I'll, uh, yeah, I'll go wake up the Maceman.
昨晚我们玩的够嗨但我相信他会很开心
We had quite a night last night, but I'm sure he'll be happy
见到你你们可以聊聊...
you're here. You guys can talk...
化合物化合价和其他什么的
compounds and, uh, valencies and whatnot.
我不好意思你是...
I‐I'm sorry, you are the, uh...
他爸给他请的化学家教对吧
chemistry tutor his dad hired, right?
我售卖♥♥♥房♥♥子
I sell houses.
我给你留了三条留言
I left you three messages.
对对我...他他们怎么说的
Right. Right. I'm, uh...wh-what'd they say?
你的房♥东要卖♥♥掉房♥子
Your landlord's selling the house.
我只需要快速拍几张照片
I just need to take some quick pictures.
不太确定我对此作何感想
Don't know how I feel about that.
好好
Great. Great!
好行吧
Yeah. Sure.
我的天啊
Oh, my god!
这就是一个放着生活用品的垃圾堆
This is a dumpster with utilities.
是的我们喜欢这样
Yeah, we like it.
听着我跟你说实话吧
Look, I'm going to be honest with you, all right?
我们的房♥东特别讨厌好吗
Our landlord is kind of a douche, all right?
我真不想帮他卖♥♥♥房♥♥
And I don't really like the idea of helping him sell,
但这位新房♥主提高了我们的房♥租
but this new owner jacks up our rent‐‐
他有权出♥售♥自己的房♥产
He has the right to sell his own property.
是的对没错当然但是
Yeah. Yeah‐yeah‐yeah, of course. But, uh...
要先跟租客说对吗
talk to the boys first, right?
我们的朋友乔普斯
And our buddy, Chops,
是法律预科生
he's pre‐law, so...
他会知道我们《宪法》里的人♥权♥
he'll know something about our constitutional human rights.
你当然可以咨♥询♥乔普斯但我需要这些照片
By all means, consult Chops, but I need these photos.
你必须给我打电♥话♥ 最迟明天
You gotta call me. Tomorrow, no later.
我是认真的
I mean it.
只是先得找到手♥机♥
Just gotta find the phone.
我自己出去
I'll let myself out.
你走吧
You do that.
你们是说
So, you're saying