瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S01E08

Part 5 Oct. 7, 2020, 2:27 p.m.

You're a surgeon, a human surgeon.
你是个外科医生人类外科医生
Yay, you win.
耶你赢了
Where's the hell am I going?
我到底要去哪儿
Wh-what are you asking me for, Jerry?
你你问我♥干♥嘛 Jerry
I'm sitting here trying to figure out
我想搞清楚
why the cops don't just take you out.
为什么警♥察♥不直接把你干掉
I mean they got a clear shot to your head.
他们能轻松把你爆头
I can't believe our tax dollars pay for this.
真不敢相信我们交的税就拿去干这个
Beth Sanchez, I have been in love with you since high school.
Beth Sanchez 我从高中就爱上你了
I hate acting. I hate cocaine.
我讨厌表演我讨厌可♥卡♥因♥
I hate Kristen Stewart.
我讨厌Kristen Stewart
I wish you hadn't gotten that abortion,
我希望你那次没有流产
and I've never stopped thinking about what might have been.
我一直在想我们本该会怎样
Hey, "ball fondlers"? huh, "ball fondlers"?
嘿看摸蛋人吗摸蛋人
Yeah, I could go for some "ball fondlers."
恩我想看摸蛋人
Yeah, "ball fondlers."
恩摸蛋人
Ha ha, Hamster in butt world weather
哈哈屁屁仓鼠世界的天气预报
is done,
到此结束
and now it's sports time coming up.
接下来是体育时间
Oh, hello, there.
你好啊
good day to you, miss.
你好小姐
So, the Hamster live inside the rectums of those people?
仓鼠就住在这些人的直肠里吗
Yes, sweetie. That's where they live.
是的亲爱的就住在那里面
Well, how does that work?
那这到底什么原理
I mean, do the butts look like little apartments inside?
我是说屁♥股♥里面有公♥寓♥吗
Yeah, and can they leave the butt and, like, walk around on their own?
对啊他们能离开屁♥股♥ 四处走动吗
Look, I don't know.
我也不知道
I'm watching the same thing you guys are.
我也在跟你们一起看呢
Grandpa Rick, if they leave the butt
Rick外公如果他们离开屁♥股♥
and the person wanders off,
然后那个人走掉了
how would they find their butt person again?
他们怎么去找那个人呢
I don't know, Summer. I can't even hear the TV.
我不知道 Summer 我都听不见电视声音
All right, that's it.
好了行了
We're just gonna go there so you idiotsx7f
我们直接去那里好了你们这些傻瓜
can ask your stupid questions all day.
就能整天问你们的蠢问题了
Ooh, family vacation!
噢全家旅行