瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S01E03

Part 4 Oct. 7, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

giant feet, even relative to the giant man's size
对于这种尺寸的巨人来说也是很大的脚了
, and you know what they say about that.
至于巨人是有多"大" 就不必我多说了
Well, if the old adage is true,
如果老话说的没错
one can only wonder what's going down in the rocky mountains.
洛基山那儿的"下面"就简直不敢想象了
Wha..?
啥
Oh my god, the track!
天啊轨道
It's hepatitis A!
是甲肝病毒
The nipple hole.
乳腺孔
It's beautiful.
好美
Oh, no!
哦不
Whoa! It's hepatitis C!
哇是丙肝病毒
Um... wait, did we have some sort of relationship with him?
我们认识他吗
I think they're just like that?
可能他们人就这样吧
I think they're just good guys.
就是人好
Where's dr. Bloom?
Bloom博士呢
I'm sorry, Rick, but he's dead.
抱歉 Rick 他死了
God damn it, Morty. I ask you to do one thing!
该死 Morty 我就要求你这么一件事
Jerry doesn't know what he's missing.
Jerry都不知道他错过了什么
He'll come around, Beth.
他会想通的 Beth
Christmas is a special time.
圣诞是个特殊的日子
It has funny ways of bringing families together.
能以意想不到的方式使家人欢聚
I don't know, Jacob.
我不知道 Jacob
Jerry got an invitation to be alive today, and he rejected it.
Jerry今天本可以有点生气的但他拒绝了
I don't know if our marriage will...
我不知道我们的婚姻是否还能...
It's raining blood!
下血雨了
Oh, shit. Find Jerry.
该死去找Jerry
Jerry!
Jerry
It's all right. The TV says there's nothing to worry about.
没事的电视上说不用担心
The giant, naked sky santa has exploded.
巨大的浮空圣诞老人爆♥炸♥了
Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country.
血和脏器碎块正飘零而下
Everything should be fine.
不过应该没什么问题
Oh, yes.
太好了
Dad, can I have my phone back?
爸能把手♥机♥还给我吗
Sure, sweetie. Here.
当然可以给
Everybody, take a device.
大家都拿件电子产品吧
It'll help you relax.
帮助放松身心
This is nice.
真好
Yeah.
是啊
Look, I guess we really learned something this christmas, Jacob.
我想这个圣诞我们都学到了什么 Jacob
No, we didn't, dad.
爸没这回事
No, we didn't.
没这回事
Too bad about Dr. Bloom.
Bloom博士真是可惜
He was a genius, the only man capable of creating a new anatomy park.
他是个天才只有他能再造一个人体公园
Actually, I studied Dr. Bloom's work.
其实我研究过Bloom博士的成果
I-I-I-I believe I have the knowledge necessary to create an entirely new, much safer park.
我觉得我能再造出一个全新的也更安全的公园
What about... Pirates of the pancreas?
那胰之海盗呢
I think it was one of the most underrated attractions.
我觉得那被严重低估了
Boo-yah! Hold your breath.
好极了屏住呼吸
Hey, w-w-what the hell, Rick?!
你干嘛 Rick
What the hell, man! I liked her!
搞什么啊我喜欢她
I really had something going there, Rick!
进展很不错啊 Rick
Yeah, so I heard.
我都听到了
You dodged a bullet, Morty, trust me.
你躲过了一劫 Morty 相信我
Puffy vagina.
她下面可肿了
W-what's wrong with that?
这有什么
That doesn't sound like a problem to me.
我不觉得这有什么问题啊
I don't know.
好吧我不知道
Come on, let's get some stuffing. I'm starving.
走去找点吃的我要饿死了
Oh, unbelievable.
真是难以置信
We got we got a bunch of robot, computer people,
一群机器人电脑族
sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens.
坐在这儿脸死命凑在屏幕上
Do you guys realize that Christ was born today?
你们知道今天是基♥督♥的生日吗
Jesus christ, our savior, was born today.
耶稣基♥督♥ 救世主是在今天出生的
Are are are you people even human?
你们还是人吗
What kind of christmas is this?
这算是什么圣诞
Hey, rick?
嘿 Rick
Rick, can you hear me?
Rick 能听见吗
Loud and clear, Annie.
非常清楚 Annie
Great.
很好
We're also on with Alejandro, our chief imaginarian.
在这儿的还有Alejandro 首席构想官
Hey, Rick.
嗨 Rick
Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter from microscopic marketing,
显微市场部的Natalie Jacobs和Chris Deseter
Zack from organ concepts, and Jamie from new media.
器官概念部的Zack 以及新媒体部的Jamie
Hey, everybody.
大家好
So, pirates of the pancreas.
那么胰之海盗
Yeah. Talk to me.
没错说吧
Hey, Rick. It's Alejandro speaking.
嗨 Rick 我是Alejandro
Um, so, we asked ourselves, internally we asked ourselves over here,
我们认真的反思了一下
"Okay, what does a pancreas do?"
"胰是做什么的"
And the answer was, "Does it make pirates?"
结论是"它产生海盗"吗
No, it makes insulin, you know?
不它产生的是胰岛素
So, we're starting with a new...
所以我们打算开展一个新的...
Those guys are inside me, huh? Like, building a park?
那些人在我体内是吗在建公园啥的
Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan!
那些人在你体内建垃圾 Ethan
They're inside you building a monument to compromise!
他们建的是妥协让步的丰碑
Those people. This whole thing, Ethan.
[哔]这群人 [哔]这整件事 Ehtan
Cool.
酷啊
And who pays me?
那么谁付我钱啊