黑客军团

Mr. Robot S03E02

Part 1 Oct. 11, 2019, 10:31 a.m.

-喂 -晚上好艾略特
- Hello? - Bonsoir, Elliot.
他们在计划着什么
They're planning something.
全国71座设施中17座的文件已送到
17 of 71 facilities around the country so far.
这就是纸质档案的去向
This is where the paper records are going.
艾略特第二阶段到底是什么
Elliot, what is Stage 2?
那个家庭基站是为了控制他们的不间断电源
The femtocell was to get access to their UPS's.
他们要炸掉邪恶公♥司♥的恢复设施
They're trying to blow up Evil Corp's recovery building.
我不会顾及公平
I don't play fair.
我想怎么出手怎么出手
I play what I want.
我要援引第五修正案
I invoke my Fifth Amendment-- -
你是敌方战斗人员
you're an enemy combatant.
你没有任何权利
You don't have any rights.
你的一个病人黑了我
One of your patients hacked me.
还偷走了我的狗
he stole my dog on top of it.
那些电♥话♥...为什么
The phone call... make me understand.
我想让你也感受一下
I wanted you to feel what I felt.
-你个怂货 -你
- You pussy. - You--
这老王八蛋敢打我的女人
This fucker thinks he can hurt my girl.
如果你真的想惩罚他
If you're serious about punishing him--
我想
I am.
-告诉我该做什么 -在那个E公♥司♥派对上
- Just tell me what to do. - The E Corp party.
你看到了斯考特他衣冠不整
When you saw Scott, he was disheveled.
是啊但乔安娜
Yeah, but Joanna--
你去跟警♥察♥说
Tell the cops your story.
斯考特·诺尔斯威胁了你
Scott Knowles intimidated you.
这样我们才能惩罚他
This is how we punish him.
那个时刻存在的机器人先生
That ever-looming presence that is Mr. Robot.
我感觉不到了
I don't feel it.
会不会子弹打死的是他
Is it possible that the bullet killed him,
而不是我
and not me?
我得想办法修复我做的事
I need to find a way to fix what I did.
我需要在邪恶公♥司♥谋份职
I need a job at Evil Corp.
你知道那种你搞砸了什么
You know when you fuck something up
想有按下"撤回"键的能力的感觉吧
and you wish you had the power to hit "undo"?
就像你在爱慕已久的女神面前
Like when you say the dumbest thing
说了最蠢的话
in front of your biggest crush.
或是你在电邮里说了你老板好多坏话
Or when you talk shit about your boss in an email,
结果不小心群发给了所有同事
then hit "reply all" to everyone at work.
又或是你摧毁了整个世界的经济
Or when you crash the entire world economy
而且启动了全人类文明无法逆转的崩塌进程
and kick-start the inevitable downfall of human civilization?
这些事是难免的
We all have those days.
但今天和那些情况不同
But today is not gonna be one of them.
因为今天
Because today
我找到了"撤回"的办法
I found a way to hit "undo".
今天我来到邪恶公♥司♥上班了
Today is the day I start working at Evil Corp.
你好我是琳达
Hello. I'm Linda,
邪恶公♥司♥的人力资源总监
Chief Human Resources Officer here at Evil Corp.
邪恶公♥司♥是邪恶的
Evil Corp is, well, evil.
虽然我仍然这么想但我没认识到的是
That much I thought, but what I didn't realize was
也许他们是必要之恶
maybe they're a necessary evil
只不过需要有所限制而已
that just needs to be kept in check.
事实上也许认为他们邪恶
In fact, maybe calling them evil
也只是我自己钻牛角尖了
was just my dorm room philosophizing run amuck.
我由衷欢迎你们加入邪恶公♥司♥大家庭
I'd like to say welcome to the Evil Corp family.
有你加入我们非常开心
We're happy to have you here.
但这并不代表我出♥卖♥♥♥自己
But this doesn't mean I'm selling out.
我只是成熟了
I'm just growing up.
加入了养老金计划
Signing up for a 401K,
选了一个免税额度高的健保计划
choosing an HMO plan with a good deductible.
还注册了电商会员
Sign up for Trunk Club.
吃点抗抑郁药
Pop a few Zoloft.
然后和大家一起
Join in on the live-action cartoon
参演实时大型2D表情秀
of 2D emotions that everyone else is in.
我总算发现了我生活中的致命错误
I finally see the fatal exception error of my ways,
而且我找到了解决办法
and I know what to do now.
我要修复我破坏的世界
I'm gonna fix the world I broke,
要把它修得比之前更好
and put it back together better than it was before.
我们来谈谈你在邪恶公♥司♥的关键角色
Let's talk about your crucial role here at Evil Corp.
我要撤销我做的事
I'm gonna undo the hack.
我无法解密我搞坏的数据
Now, I can't decrypt the data I fucked up,
这是肯定的
that much is true.
但既然我在数据恢复团队工作
But since I'm working on the recovery team,
我就可以帮他们重建数据库
I can help them rebuild the database
同时加强防御
and defend the fort at the same time.
这一层里没什么厉害的人
There's a little talent roaming around on this floor,
真正的大神都在31楼呢
but the primo poon is on floor 31.
截至上周看来提利尔都说对了
As of last week, it looks like Tyrell was right.
邪恶公♥司♥已将他们的纸质档案
Evil Corp has delivered their paper records
从全部71座大楼中的17座转移到纽约设施来了
from 17 of their 71 buildings to their New York facility.
她绝对会为了我背叛她未婚夫的
Pretty sure she would cheat on her fiancé for me, man.
你看看她看我那小眼神哥们
She really--like, the way she looks at me, dude, it's like,
湿滑浓腻对不对
slippery when wet, am I right?
但他们运气好他们有我了
But lucky for them, now they've got me.
我们现在的安排有很大缺陷效率也很低
Our current plan is deeply flawed and massively inefficient.
他是威廉
This is William.
是我的技术主管
He's my technology manager.
如果我能说服他去说服他的老板
If I can convince him to convince his boss
去说服他的老板去说服她的老板
to convince his boss to convince her boss
把所有纸质资料数字化
to digitize all the paper records
存储在当地的设施
in their local facilities
而不是运到这里来那么
instead of shipping them here, then...
我们就可以避免单点故障
We can avoid a single point of failure.
我们可以安装硬件和软件
We would install hardware and softw--
艾略特你的热情我知道了
Elliot, I hear your passion,
但我买♥♥了今晚咕咕娃娃乐队再聚首演唱会的票
but I got tickets to the Goo Goo Dolls reunion concert tonight,
所以你快点说完吧
so let's wrap this up. Okay?
这话说完他的密♥码♥也很好猜了
His password was pretty easy to figure out after that.
看过他的电邮之后
After going through his emails,
我很快就了解到他指使工程师
I quickly learned that he was having the engineers
在所有的邪恶公♥司♥手♥机♥上安装恶意软件
install rootkits on all of Evil Corp's phones,
这样他们就能非法售卖♥♥用户私人数据
so they can illegally sell private consumer data.
我通知了联调局
I tipped off the FBI,
让他被捕了
got him arrested,
然后很快预约和他上头的主管见面
and promptly set a meeting with the next exec up the chain.
但是预约不知什么时候才能安排好
But meetings can take forever to set.
所以同时我还得准备应急措施
So in the meantime, I had to look for a stopgap.
也就是E速运
In this case, E Shipping,
他们的运输单位
their shipping management console.
等等这不对啊
Wait a minute, this ain't right.
这一整批货都该运去纽约的
All our shipments are supposed to go to New York.
运单上写了 "南达科他州苏福尔斯"
The paper says "Sioux Falls, South Dakota."
可你就在苏福尔斯厄尔
Yeah, you're in Sioux Falls, Earl,
这他妈根本说不通
which sure as shit don't make no sense.
不过好吧伙计们来卸货
But all right. Unpack her, boys!
我向那些设施发出调运令
I'm sending shipping requests to the actual facilities,
但在货单上我动了手脚
but in the manifest, I'm making it look like
做成这些档案还是运到了纽约的样子
all the paper's still arriving in New York.
这得花上一段时间
It'll take a while,
但我只是需要争取到足够时间
but I just need to buy enough time
好向上层管理者证明我的观点
until I can prove my case to upper management.
通过取消纸质文件的运输
By eliminating physical paper delivery,
我们可以削减E速运成本
we can cut E Shipping cost,
将硬件和软件安装在...
installing hardware and software at--
艾略特我承认你很有雄心壮志
Elliot, you are ambitious, I'll give you that,
但我上动感单车课要迟到了
but I got a SoulCycle class I'm late for.
我们下个季度再找个时间聊吧
Let's pick this up sometime next quarter?
黑皮特和看着他一样容易
Hacking Peter was as easy as watching him.
本来我挺内疚黑了他的
I felt bad taking him down,
直到我发现他让他的工程团队使用特殊软件
until I saw that he had his engineering team use special software
帮助E公♥司♥在汽车制♥造♥业的合作伙伴
to help E Corp's auto manufacturing partners