极品老妈

Mom S02E22

Part 1 Jan. 4, 2020, 12:32 p.m.

大家好我是克丽丝蒂
Hi, I'm Christy.
我是酒瘾者
I'm an alcoholic.
你好克丽丝蒂
Hi, Christy.
今天我已经戒酒两年了
And today I am this many years sober.
我以为这一年很难
I thought this one was hard,
但这一年还真是不负江湖盛名
but this one lived up to its reputation.
今年生活中有不少挑战
There were a lot of really big challenges this year.
抱歉抱歉
Sorry. Sorry.
这就有一个
And here's one now.
什么
What?
快坐下
Just sit down.
总之
Anyway,
我想说我非常感恩
I want to just say how grateful I am
所发生的一切积极的事
for all the positive things that have happened.
我在工作中升职了
I got a promotion at work.
我重拾了学业
I went back to school.
有了新的住处
Got a new place to live.
-不客气 -去死
- You're welcome. - Bite me.
最重要的是
And, more important than any of that,
我的互助对象玛乔丽战胜了癌症
my sponsor Marjorie beat cancer.
我的朋友雷吉娜
And my friend Regina
提前出狱了
got an early release from jail.
感谢上帝
Thanks to Jesus.
以及监狱人满为患
And prison overcrowding.
我的互助对象吉尔
My sponsee, Jill,
成功在康复中心戒瘾
successfully completed rehab.
两次
Twice.
我的前夫找到了一份好工作
And my ex-husband got a good job
而且还附送房♥子和女友
that came with a house and a girlfriend,
这对我们的儿子来说是好事
which is great for our son,
但让我心里又怨又气
but fills me with bitterness and resentment.
还有我的女儿
And then there's my daughter,
准备结婚了
who is getting married.
好吧结果可能好也可能坏
And... well, let's just say that could go either way.
最棒的就是我两年没有碰酒和毒品
Best of all, I haven't had a drink or a drug for two years.
这对于我的意义我无法言表
And I can't tell you how much that means to me.
有尊严有自尊地活着
To live my life with dignity and self-respect...
是我一直想要的
that's all I've ever wanted.
再加一个男友更好
Well, that and a boyfriend.
我还想成为《美国之声》的决赛选手
And I'd like to be a finalist on The Voice.
以及背着男友和亚当·李维有一腿[魔力红主唱]
And cheat on my boyfriend with Adam Levine.
谢谢大家
Thank you.
邦妮其他人都分享了
Bonnie, everyone else has shared.
你想说说吗
Would you like to go?
好的我说
Sure, I'll go.
我是邦妮我是酒瘾者
Uh, I'm Bonnie, I'm an alcoholic.
你好邦妮
Hi, Bonnie.
想想看
Well, let's see...
今天我已经戒酒26天了
I'm sober 26 days today.
下午在高速公路旁捡垃圾
Spent the afternoon picking up trash on the freeway,
至于尊严与自尊嘛
and as far as dignity and self-respect go,
你永远不会想念你没有过的东西
you never miss what you didn't have.
谢谢大家
Thank you.
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他准备好了吗
Hey. Is he ready?
好了
Uh, yeah,
但出了些状况
but we got kind of a situation.
这不公平
It's not fair!
我不走
I'm not going!
怎么回事
What's that about?
我不知道该怎么说
Well, I don't know how to put this exactly...
我讨厌在妈妈家
I hate it at Mom's!
我要住在这里
I want to live here!
就是这样
There you go.
是你让他有这种想法的吗
Are you putting those thoughts in his head?
什么没有
What? No.
我对天发誓巴克斯特
Swear to God, Baxter,
如果你让我儿子讨厌我
if you're turning my son against me--
我什么也没做
I'm not doing anything.
那他为什么会这样说
Then where is this coming from?
我也不想这样说
Well, I hate to say it,
但他觉得在你家被忽略了
but he's feeling kind of ignored at your place,
你和你妈妈发生的那些事...
what with everything going on with you and your mom.
太荒唐了
That's ridiculous!
他从未被忽略
He is never ignored!
他不是这样想的
That's not how he sees it.
他才九岁
Yeah, well, he's nine years old,
他知道什么
what the hell does he know?
我十岁了
I'm ten!
小家伙准备睡觉了吗
Hey, buddy, are you ready for bed?
要我帮你盖被子吗
You want me to tuck you in?
不别烦我
No, just leave me alone.
罗斯科我能做些什么让你好受些吗
Roscoe, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
能送我回爸爸家
Yeah. Take me back to Dad's.
不
No!
你要留在这里
You're staying right here
和非常爱你的老妈在一起
with your mother who friggin' loves you!
你去哪里了
Where you been?
我收到了罚单你能相信吗
I got a ticket. Can you believe it?
罚什么
What for?
骑单车时发短♥信♥
Texting while biking.
我发誓我们生活在极权国家
I swear, we live in a police state.
对这是我们生活中不对劲的地方
Yhea, that's what's wrong with our lives.
你烦什么
What's bothering you?
我儿子不想再住在这里了
My son doesn't want to live here any more.
什么
What?
他感觉被忽略了
He feels ignored.
我知道是啥感觉
Yeah, I know how that goes.
你开玩笑吗
Are you kidding me?
我们在这家里做的就是为你服务
All we do in this house is cater to you.
说什么呢
What are you talking about?
没人为我服务
No one caters to me.
我也想被服务
I'd like to be catered to,
但根本没服务
but there's no catering.
妈每一天
Mom, every day,
就会有新的夸张剧情产生
there's some new drama going on,
新的危机
a new crisis.
我没说我是个沉闷的人
I'm not saying I'm not colorful.
你就是黑洞
You're a black hole, is what you are!
靠近你的东西全会被你吸进去
Nothing can exist near you without getting sucked in!
你有资格说吗
Look who's talking.
你的那些破事呢
What about all your crap?
我没有破事我只有你
I don't have crap, I just have you!
你这座棕色头发的大山
I have a big brown mountain of you.
不是我害我们被驱逐的
Hey, I'm not the one who got us evicted
又不是我赌输了所有的房♥租
'cause she gambled away all the rent money!
我的天
Oh, my God!
你什么时候才能不再提这事
When are you gonna stop going back to that?
这事不再令你内疚的时候
When it stops making you feel bad.
我感觉挺好的
Yeah, well, I feel great.
知道为什么吗
And you know why?
和你不同我已经戒酒两年了
Unlike you, I have two years of sobriety!
还有有效驾照
And a valid drivers' license!
我没有排放碳
I have no carbon footprint,
你就认输吧
so suck on that!
你疯了吗
Are you insane?
是所以你要小心
Yeah, so be careful.
你最好明天一早就修好窗户
You better fix that window first thing in the morning.
-否则怎样 -否则...
- Or what? - Or...
老天有时候我真恨你
God, I hate you sometimes.
玛乔丽还好吗