极品老妈

Mom S02E16

Part 2 Jan. 4, 2020, 12:31 p.m.

And you have cancer.
在下一个休息站停一下
Next time you see a rest stop, we need to pull over.
小膀胱又憋不住了
There goes that tiny bladder.
你服刑的地方有自动售货机吗
They have vending machines where you did time?
有个叫迈克的女人
Mm. We had a woman named Mike.
你要什么她都有但你得让她做一些
She got you anything you wanted, but you had to let her do stuff
让自己感觉是个男人的事情
that made her feel like her name was Mike.
我永远也忘不了我的第一晚
I'll never forget my first night.
我吓死了
I was scared to death.
过了多久你就安顿好了
How long before you settled in?
从来没有过一直都吓死了
Never did. Stayed scared the whole time.
你们拉帮结伙了吗
Did you gang up?
没那必要
Didn't have to.
我第一天就走到院子里最五大三粗的女人面前
My first day, I walked up to the biggest bull in the yard
用我的鞋把她打了个半死
and beat the crap out of her with my shoe.
真的吗
Really?
要士力架吗
Snickers?
谢谢
Thank you.
没人喜欢架子鼓独奏
Nobody likes a drum solo.
抱歉我只是
Sorry. I'm just...
真的很紧张
...really nervous.
我做了可怕的事
I did something horrible.
这个房♥间里的大部分人都是
So did most of the people in this room.
你觉得她会问起钱的事吗
Do you think she's gonna ask about the money?
要我我就会
I would.
雷吉娜看到朋友们会很高兴的
Regina's just going to be happy to see her friends.
还有你
And you.
-她们在这里啊 -你好啊
- There they are! - Oh, hey, you.
瞧瞧我带来了谁
Oh, look who I brought.
亲爱的
Hey, baby.
-雷吉娜 -邦妮
- Regina. - Bonnie.
抱歉我迟到了但我有重大消息
Ooh. Sorry I was late, but I got big news.
克丽丝蒂也是
So does Christy.
你有什么消息
What's your news?
我刚发现我可以提前释放了
I just found out I made early parole.
两周后我就出狱了
I'm getting out in two weeks!
天啊
Man!
你的消息更劲爆了
Your news just got more compelling.
我找到房♥子之前能跟你住一起吗
You think I could stay with you until I find a place?
不会很久的
It won't be long.
我存了一些钱备用
I have some money set aside.
你要跟我住多久都行
You can stay with me as long as you need.
谢谢
Oh, thank you.
克丽丝蒂你没事吧
Christy, you okay?
你看起来比平常脸色更苍白
You look a little whiter than usual.
我没事
I'm fine.
我只是为你感到好高兴
I'm just so... happy for you.
谢谢亲爱的
Thank you, baby.
我跟我的律师谈过了
I've been talking to my lawyer,
她觉得几年后
and she thinks that in a few years,
我就能重新获得注册会计师执业资格
I can get my CPA license back.
那时之前我可以靠那笔钱过活
Till then, I can live off that money,
想办法接回我儿子
focus on getting my son back,
也许找一份记账员的工作
maybe find work as a bookkeeper...
你没钱了
You have no money!
-什么 -对不起
- What?! - I'm sorry.
非常抱歉
I am so sorry.
你做了什么
What did you do?
脱下鞋子
Take off your shoe.
我赌博输光了
I... lost it all gambling.
克丽丝蒂不是吧
Christy, you didn't!
全没了吗
So it's all gone?
知道吗
Well, you know what?
什么
What?
哈利路亚
Hallelujah.
哈利什么
Halle-what?
亲爱的那笔钱是不义之财
Oh, baby, that was dirty money
上帝觉得拿走它才对
which the Lord deemed fit to take away.
我觉得是输了三分的
I thought it was the Green Bay Packers
绿湾包装工队拿走了它
minus three that took it away.
不是耶稣
No, it was Jesus.
我还打算靠那笔偷来的钱过活
Here I was, planning on spending that stolen money,
继续生活在罪恶之中
continuing to live in sin.
现在那个诱惑没有了
And now that temptation has been removed,
因为上帝又一次为我做了
because once again, God has done for me
我无法自己做的事
what I could not do for myself.
抱歉这是什么滑稽剧吗
I'm sorry, is this some sort of a skit?
等等妈妈
Hang on, Mom.
如果雷吉娜找到了上帝我们该为她感到高兴
If Regina found the Lord, we should be happy for her.
真不错
Way to go.
我们拉着手祈祷吧
Let's all hold hands and pray.
天啊
Oh my God!
就是啊
I know.
上帝我想因为我的自♥由♥
Lord God, I want to thank you for my freedom,
我的朋友戒酒和生活而感谢你
my friends, my sobriety and my life.
还有
Also,
多谢你借克丽丝蒂之手
thank you for using Christy
让我没法用那笔不义之财
to liberate me from that evil money.
听到了吗
Hear that?
我是上帝的工具
I'm an instrument of the Lord.
阿门
Amen.
我还以为我被送去监狱时不幸到了极点
I thought I hit bottom when I got sent to prison,
结果那还远远不是
but turns out, I wasn't even close.
冰冷的钢闸门在我身后关上时
After those cold steel gates slammed shut behind me,
我好孤独好绝望
I was so lonely and hopeless,
我想着我还不如重新开始喝酒
I decided I might as well start drinking again.
在康复中心他们拿走我的iPad时
I felt like that at rehab
我也是那样觉得的
when they took away my iPad.
现在
Now...
告诉一下那些没有进过监狱的人
for those of you who haven't been to prison,
如果你想喝醉或者吸毒基本上有两个选择
you pretty much have two choices when it comes to getting loaded:
厕所葡萄酒
Toilet wine--
发霉的面包腐烂的水果和番茄酱混在一起
a lovely mixture of moldy bread, rotted fruit, and ketchup.
番茄酱让混合物变红
Ketchup makes it a rose.
当然还有海♥洛♥因♥
And, of course, heroin,
通过某人男朋友的肛♥门♥走私来的
smuggled via somebody's boyfriend's poop chute.
不管是那种情况
In either case,
你都得有很强烈的欲望
you really gotta want it.
我有的
And I did.
但是出于某种原因在我复发之前
But for some reason, before I picked up,
我做了从我小时候开始就没做过的事
I did something I hadn't done since I was a little girl--
我跪了下来请求上帝的帮助
I got down on my knees and asked God for help.
没指望他会立刻回复我
Didn't expect an immediate response.
实际上我什么都没指望
In fact, didn't expect anything.
然后砰得一下
But then, bam!
我的牢房♥
My cell...
沐浴在圣光之中
was bathed in holy light.
我能感受到他的存在
And I could feel His presence.
我浑身充满了上帝的精神
The Spirit of the Lord filled me up!
你觉得接下来发生了什么
What do you think happened next?
我得救了
I was saved.
我的血管里流动着上帝的力量
What need did I have of drugs and alcohol
我还需要毒品和酒干什么
when I had the power of God rushin', ripplin', roarin' through my veins!
我作证
Testify!
我现在拥有了我这辈子每一天
I now had the sweet joy and the serenity
都在追寻的甜蜜的喜悦和宁静
I'd been searching for every day of my life.
我一直都在祈祷从没遇到过这种事
I pray all the time and that never happens to me.
那是因为你没疯
That's because you're not crazy.
我终于明白了
I finally understood
我来这世间的目的是服务上帝
that my purpose on this earth was to serve God
传播上帝的话语