无为大师（2015）

Master of None S01E09

Part 5 Sept. 6, 2020, 4:13 p.m.

No, we don't have any Indian sweets.
我们有奶酪
We have some cheeses.
奶酪吗
Cheese?
我不喜欢奶酪
I don't like cheese.
有印度脆饼吗
Any popadam?
印度脆饼是印度的薯片
Popadam is Indian chips.
Rachel 我们给你带了个小礼物
Rachel, we brought you a small gift.
非常感谢
Thank you so much.
你不用这么客气
You didn't have to do that.
我希望你能够喜欢
I hope you like it.
我很喜欢
Wow, I love it.
我的天啊谢谢
Oh, my God, thank you.
好漂亮
It's so nice.
见到你很高兴
And it's real nice meeting you.
很高兴见到你
It's nice meeting you.
好极了
Wonderful.
我们来拍个照吧
Let me take a picture of this moment.
好了
Okay, guys.
你们坐一起
Sit together.
嘿把你衣服塞进去
Hey, tuck your tummy, man.
什么
What?
好吧
Okay.
微笑
Smile.
1 2 3
One, two, three.
晚安
All right, night-night.
晚安
Night.
小傻瓜我睡不着
I can't sleep, boo.
你能给我讲个故事吗
Can you tell me a story?
很久以前
Once upon a time,
有一个小傻瓜叫Dev
there was a little boo named Dev,
他睡不着
and he couldn't sleep,
所以他让可爱的Rachel公主也醒着
and he kept the lovely Princess Rachel awake,
公主抓狂了然后打了他的小屁屁
and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.
嘿
Hey.
这故事的结局不好
That story doesn't have a good ending.
太悲伤了
It's too sad.
你给我讲一个
You tell me a story.
好吧
Okay.
很久以前有个小傻瓜叫Dev
once upon a time, there was this little boo named Dev,
有一天
and one day,
他遇见了漂亮的Rachel公主
he met this beautiful princess named Rachel,
她有着最丰满的小屁屁
and she had the nicest bumps ever,
她人很好也很风趣
and she was really cool and funny.
她站在一台自动点唱机前
And she was standing at this jukebox,
小Dev过去说
and little Dev went over and said,
嘿你在放嗡嗡鸡乐队的歌♥吗
"Hey, were you playing the Buzzcocks?"
她说是我
And she was like, "Oh, yeah, that was me,"
然后他说我喜欢嗡嗡鸡乐队
and he was like, "Oh, I love the Buzzcocks."
他们开始聊天跳舞
And they started talking and dancing,
最后他们一起回家
and eventually, they went home together,
干柴烈火了
and Charlemagne met Beatrice.
但那一晚老二查理曼大帝太牛逼了
But that night, Charlemagne was so powerful,
他弄破了避孕套
he broke through his protective shield,
然后他们只好去买♥♥一种叫
and they had to go get the magic potion
B计划的神奇事后药反正挺怪的
called a Plan B pill, and it was kind of weird.
他们以为再也见不到彼此了
And they thought they were never gonna see each other ever again.
但他们在一场演唱会上偶遇了
But then they ran into each other at a concert,
他们喝酒跳舞享着乐
and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,
然后Dev说我要来吻她
and then Dev was like, "Ooh, I'm gonna kiss her."
但是Rachel公主在和某个住在西雅图的
But Princess Rachel was dating some evil prince
邪恶王子约会所以事情告吹
that lived in some kingdom called Seattle, so she couldn't do it.
接着有一天
But then one day,
他们一起去了纳什维尔玩
they took a trip to Nashville together,
玩得很尽兴
and they had so much fun.
那是有史以来最棒的一次旅程
It was the greatest trip ever.
最后他们一起搬进同一座城♥堡♥
And eventually, they moved into the same castle together.
他们不时地会因为小事争吵
And every now and then, they fought about silly stuff,
有时会为大事争吵
and sometimes they fought about more serious stuff.
但最后他们意识到
But in the end, they figured it out
他们深爱着对方
because they love each other very much
他们很爱一起搭建的爱巢
and they really love the kingdom they built together.
讲完了
The end.
他们之后幸福吗
Did they live happily ever after?
我不知道以后但他们现在很幸福
I don't know about ever after, but they're pretty happy now.
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