老爸有招

Man with a Plan S04E13

Part 3 July 7, 2020, 2:45 p.m.

All right... I'll just do this, I guess.
好
Okay, uh... u202dOw.
好了你去那边不是是另外那边
All right, you go there. No, not there, the other there.
哪有另外那边
There's no other there.
我到底要去哪里
Wh-Where do I go?
算了
Uh... Okay, you know what?
我们顺序错了
We're in the wrong order.
所有人出去我们重新来一遍
All right, so everybody get out, and we'll start over again.
你觉得安迪看到房♥车的时候看起来开心吗
Do you think Andi seemed happy when she saw the RV?
不开心
I do not.
你觉得她现在开心吗
Do you think she's having a good time?
不开心
I do not.
这样吧我去跟安迪聊聊
Tell you what, let me go talk to Andi,
跟她说说这趟旅程有多好
sell her on how great this is.
谢谢老唐
Thanks, Don.
你真是好哥哥
You're a good brother.
漫漫路途是吧
Life on the road, huh?
是不是很好玩
How much fun is this?
特别好玩我超开心
So much. I am having a blast.
当然漫漫路途肯定不如浪漫飞行
Of course, nothing compares to life over the road,
比如热气球什么的
like in a hot air balloon, for example.
老唐现在不是聊那个的时候
Yeah, Don, Don, not the time.
不这个故事很有意思
No, no, it's a great story.
当时有个秃鹰落在了气球上
At one point, a bald eagle landed on the basket.
特别漂亮我给你看照片
It was beautiful. Here, let me show you a picture.
刹车是好东西
Brakes are good.
你要是不打算告诉亚当
Look, if you're not gonna tell Adam
你对这段旅途的真实看法我来说
how you feel about this trip, I will.
绝对不行
Absolutely not.
他已经尽力了
He-He's doing the best he can.
我宁愿要一个一年36♥4♥天都很体贴的老公
I'd rather have a husband who's thoughtful 36♥4♥ days a year
也不要一个36♥4♥天不体贴
than some guy who isn't,
而在剩下那天努力弥补的老公
but tries to make up for it in one day.
你真的好善良
You are an incredibly nice person.
有时候我根本不懂你
Sometimes I don't get you at all.
晚餐怎么样了牛排闻起来好香
Hey, how's dinner coming? Those steaks smell fantastic.
有坏消息
Ugh, bad news.
有个动物拿着我们的肋眼牛排跑了
Some kind of animal ran off with our rib eyes.
要么是头熊要么是个毛很多的裸体人
It was either a bear or a large, naked, hairy person.
天哪希望是一头熊
God, I hope it was a bear.
不管是什么他还挺专业的
Whatever it was, he knew what he was doing.
像服务员一样把托盘托在脑袋上面走的
He held the tray above his head like a waiter.
至少他没拿走豆子
At least he didn't get the beans,
所以我们晚餐吃这个吧可以吗安迪
so we'll eat these for dinner. Sound good, Andi?
可以吗
Does it?
安迪你要是有什么意见就直接说
Andi, if you want to say something, say it.
我一直没开口
Well, I've been keeping quiet about this,
但是我刚才在跟玛茜说
but I-I was just telling Marcy that, um...
什么
What?
我太爱豆子了
I love beans.
真的而且你知道吗我不在乎被谁知道
I do. And you know what? I don't care who knows about it.
我爱豆子爱到想要跑出去
I love them so much I just want to run out there
宣告全世界
and scream it to the world.
不要现在外面有人熊在
Oh, no, no, no. I wouldn't go outside
你还是别出去了别去
with that man-bear around. No, no, no.
我觉得他给我们留下豆子是想养肥我们
I think he just let us have the beans to fatten us up.
-你还好吗 -没事
- You okay? u202d- Yeah, great.
有点热
It's a little hot.
我可以启动发动机打开空调
Well, I could start the engine and turn on the AC,
但是可能会有烟雾
but there could be some fumes.
我们会凉快但也可能醒不来
We'll be cooler, but we might not wake up.
我也不想那样因为那样这一切就结束了
Yeah, I wouldn't want that 'cause then this would be over.
我特别开心简直像冒险一样
Having a great time. This is adventurous.
冒险但是很安全
Adventurous, but safe.
要是那个抢我们牛排的人回来
If whatever took our steak comes back,
我们还有墙作为护盾
we got walls to protect us.
你觉得他会回来吗
Do you think he'll come back?
他们总会回来的
Oh, they always come back,
不过别担心我们不会有事
but don't-don't worry, we'll be fine.
我们又不是在一巴掌能撕碎的帐篷里
It's not like we're in a tent that a claw can slash open.
要想弄开这个铁罐头得需要拍打好几下呢
It'll take two, three swipes to get through this tin can.
晚安宝贝
Sweet dreams, honey.
玛茜玛茜
Marcy, Marcy, Marcy.
他们睡着了
They're asleep.
我们以前没在房♥车里做过
You know, we've never done it in an RV.
老唐他们能听到
Don, they can hear us.
他们听不到
No, they can't.
我们听得到
Yes, we can.
好了这下他们应该睡着了
Okay, I think they're really asleep now.
我们还醒着
We're not.
早上好露营者
Good morning, camper.
好消息是大家还睡着的时候我早起了
Good news, I got up early while everyone was still sleeping
带我们来到了第二个露营地点
and drove us to our next campsite.
我们马上就要见到
We're just down the road
世界上最大的毡头笔
from the world's largest felt-tip pen.
太令人激动了
That's exciting,
因为大多数时候只能看到普通尺寸的笔
'cause mostly you just see regular-size pens.
你要去哪里
Uh, where are you going?
去卫生间
To the bathroom.
去做什么呢
Uh, in what sense?
能告诉我上哪号♥吗
Can you put a number on it?
不能
I will not.
我这样问是因为有些号♥
The only reason I ask is because there's certain numbers
可以在里面上有些号♥得去外面
you can do in there and certain numbers you have to do outside.
号♥越大越得到外面
The higher the number, the more outside.
这段对话让我非常不舒服
This conversation is making me very uncomfortable.
不必多说你的舒适是我最在意的事
Oh, say no more. Your comfort is my priority,
所以我买♥♥了超舒适版厕纸
which is why I splurged on the ultra soft.
怎么样我永远想着你
Huh? Always thinking of you.
亚当
Adam.
你说得对你不能这样出去上厕所
You're right, you can't go out there like that.
谢谢你
Thank you. u202d
你挖完之后还是拿在手里
Once you're done digging, you hold on to that
免得那个人熊再次出现他们会转移阵地的
for self-defense in case that man-bear shows up. They migrate.
够了
That's it.
我受不了了抱歉亚当但是我讨厌这一切
I can't take anymore. I'm sorry, Adam, but I hate this.
好吗我爱你但是我讨厌这一切
Okay, I love you, but I hate this, okay?
我讨厌露营讨厌挖坑
I-I-I hate camping and-and digging
讨厌晚餐吃豆子还要跟其他
and eating beans for dinner and then
在密闭空间里吃豆子的人
sleeping with other people
睡在一起
who ate beans in an airtight box.
玛茜我认为你应该向安迪道歉
Marcy, I believe you owe Andi an apology on that one.
我之前没说什么
I didn't say anything before
是因为我不想伤害你的感情
because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
我爱你我愿意与你
Look, I love you. I am gonna spend
共度余生
the rest of my life with you,
但是我们绝对不能再这样了
but we should never, ever do this again.
亲爱的对不起你不开心了吗
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Are you upset?
我骗到你了
I got you!
你骗到我了
You got me?
我骗到你了讨厌房♥车和露营
I got you. Hating RVs and camping
是我知道而你不知道我知道的事
is something I knew about you that you didn't know I knew.
所以才有这一切我给你准备了
Which is why we are here. I brought you
世界上最大的纪念日惊喜
to the world's largest anniversary surprise.
没错
That's right.
我们来到了"城♥堡♥湖酒店度假村"
We're at the Chateau Du Lac Resort.
这是法语"我来搞定宝贝"
That's French for, "I took care of it, honey."
天哪我一直想来这里住一晚的
Oh, my God, I've always wanted to stay here.
我都不知道你居然知道
I didn't even know you knew that.
是啊你减轻我的压力之后我想起来
Yeah, well, once you took the pressure off, I remembered you
我们在一起的时候你跟我提过一次