老爸有招

Man with a Plan S04E11

Part 1 July 7, 2020, 2:45 p.m.

知道今天是什么日子吗？
Do you know what today is?
我当然知道
Of course I do.
可你的时候特别好看还是你说吧
But you're so pretty when you say it, so you say it.
没事只是周五而已
No, it's just Friday,
或者说周五耶
or, as I like to call it, "Fri-yay."
我们今晚快乐一下
So what do you say
去试试那家新饭店凯文的墨西哥辣椒
we live it up and try that new restaurant, Jalapeño Kevin's?
我很想去的
Ooh, I've been wanting to go there
因为它的名字听起来很有异国情调但还有凯文在
because the name sounds exotic, but it has "Kevin" in it,
所以我知道它不会太辣
so I know it won't be too spicy.
对记得那家戴夫的香港菜吗我们多喜欢啊
Yeah. Yeah, remember how much we like Hong Kong Dave's?
对可不行
Mm, yeah. Ugh, but we can't.
我们和老唐和玛茜约好晚上约会的
We have date night with Don and Marcy.
对了他们不会去试新馆子
Oh, yeah, they won't try a new place.
永远只去米克家
They always just want to go to Mick's. u202dYeah.
每周都一样点汉堡
Every week, it's the same: order burgers,
然后玛茜再把汉堡退掉
then Marcy sends hers back
不是太熟就是不够熟
because it's too well done or not well done enough.
永远都不对
It's never just right.
她就像汉堡界的金发姑娘(童话《金发姑娘和三只熊》)
She's the Goldilocks of burgers.
你知道我很爱大唐和玛茜
Look, you know I love Don and Marcy,
可是我们的生活太一成不变了
but, you know, we're kind of in a rut.
要不我们说哪个孩子病了取消约会
Hey, what if we say one of the kids is sick and we cancel,
然后我们去凯文的墨西哥辣椒怎么样
and then we go to Jalapeño Kevin's?
亲爱的不能这样
Honey, we can't do that.
-他是我哥我们爱他们 -我知道
- He's my brother. We love them. - u202dI know.
在你说爱他们之前我就说了爱他们
I said we loved them before you said we loved them.
只是我不住地
It's just-- I don't know.
这么久了我们总是在一起
We've all been together a long time.
是啊像婚姻一样
Yeah. It's like a marriage.
可不是我们的婚姻绝对不是
But not this marriage. No, no, no.
跟你在一起的每一秒都是上天的赐福
Every moment with you is a gift.
-有人要小吃吗 -你那有什么
- Anybody want a snack? - What do you got?
兜里的培根
Pocket bacon.
哪种培根
What kind of bacon?
他走到哪里都带着培根以防万一
He carries bacon everywhere in case of emergencies.
如果我的车撞进了雪堆出不来
My car runs into a snow bank,
我可以靠身上的培根活一周
I can last a week with just the bacon I have on me.
他还被狗袭击过四次
He's also been tackled by dogs four times.
谢谢你的解释但我从来没认真考虑过
Thanks for explaining, but I was never seriously considering it.
不过我也要出门了
I've got to head out anyway.
浪漫约会吗
Oh, hot date?
对她是一位流浪猫美容师
Yup. She's a mobile cat groomer.
我是在药店的创可贴过道认识她的
I met her in the Band-Aid aisle at the drugstore.
天啊还好我结婚了
Boy, I am glad I got married
不会去追什么猫美容师
before I hit the cat groomer phase of being single.
别忘了我们今晚有四人约会
Hey, don't forget we have couples dinner tonight.
我怎么可能忘
How could I forget?
我们几乎每周都在米克家吃四人晚餐
We do couples dinner at Mick's almost every week.
下周我们换一换来点新花样
How about, next week, instead of dinner at Mick's...
瓶罐乐队-怎么换 -我们在米克家吃完去听瓶罐乐队演唱会吧
- Yeah? - do dinner at Mick's, followed by a jug band concert?
只是瓶罐吗
Is it just jugs?
那是整个乐队
It's a whole band.
有搓衣板班卓琴勺子
There's washboards, banjos, spoons.
所以全都是木偶会演奏的乐器吗
So any instrument a Muppet would play?
不去
That's a pass.
好吧这是你唯一可以喊出这奶不错
Okay, but this is your only chance to yell "Nice jugs"
不会被人骂的机会
without getting in trouble.
停下手里的活我有好消息
Stop what you're doing. I got great news.
大唐刚刚打电♥话♥取消了晚餐
Don just called and canceled dinner.
玛茜扭伤了脚踝
Marcy sprained her ankle!
太好了
Yay!
虽然提玛茜难过但现在是真的周五耶了
I mean, oh, sad for Marcy, but now it really is Fri-yay.
对大唐说她得待在家冰敷
Yeah. Don said she has to stay home and ice it.
那么今晚
Well, then I think
就是你我和凯文的墨西哥辣椒了
tonight is all about you, me and Jalapeño Kevin.
是我唯一同意的三人行
The only threesome I will ever agree to.
我们喝几杯玛格丽特后再谈
Eh, we'll talk after a couple margaritas.
这个地方好棒我的酒是蓝色的
This place is great. My drink is blue!
这是蓝格丽特亚当
It's a blu-garita, Adam!
里面还有个墨西哥辣椒橡皮糖
And it has a gummy jalapeño in it.
因为这里是凯文的墨西哥辣椒
Because it's Jalapeño Kevin's.
他们真是用了心的餐厅
They got their thinking caps on in the head office.
大唐怎么在这
What's Don doing here?
他不是该在家照顾玛茜吗
He's supposed to be home taking care of Marcy.
也许他是来拿外卖♥♥的结果碰见朋友了
Maybe he came to pick up food for her and ran into friends.
与可能
Oh, that makes sense.
她说她都下不来床了
He said she couldn't even get out of bed.
等等那不是玛茜吗
Aw. Wait, there's Marcy.
加油(西班牙语)
Olé!
这句话最好是西班牙语的好疼
That better mean "ouch" in Spanish.
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不敢相信他们居然甩掉了我们
I can't believe they ditched us!
我们都没甩掉他们
After we didn't ditch them.
知道为什么吗因为我们是好人
You know why? Because we're good people.
这是我们最糟糕的一点
It's our worst quality.
你为什么不让我过去跟他们讲道理
Why didn't you let me go over there and say something?
因为我不想让你闹笑话
'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene.
你气到不行嘴唇都蓝了
You were so mad your lips got blue.
那是蓝格丽特染的
That was from the blu-garita.
可我确实很气
But I am mad.
大唐和玛茜对我们劈腿了
Don and Marcy cheated on us!
我知道
I know.
我们最好的年华都给了他们
After we gave them the best years of our lives.
对他们是怎么报答我们的
Yeah. And how do they repay us?
跟其他情侣喊加油
By olé-ing with some other couple.
我们该怎么办
So what do we do?
就像我第一任男朋友出轨的时候
We're gonna do what I should've done
我们要去跟他们面对面地谈
when my first boyfriend cheated on me: talk face to face. u202dOh.
而不是告诉大家他有阴虱
You know, instead of just telling everybody he had crabs.
我每天都对你有新了解
I learn something new about you every day.
大唐
Hey, Don.
还跟玛茜在家待着呢
Still stuck at home with Marcy, huh?
对我连房♥子都没出过
Yeah. I haven't left the house.
提醒我了你说玛茜的脚踝是怎么伤的
Hey, remind me, how did you say Marcy hurt her ankle?
和附近几个壮汉打街球来着
Oh, she was playing streetball with some neighborhood toughs.
我们看到你们去了凯文的墨西哥辣椒
We saw you guys at Jalapeño Kevin's.
我都不知道那个地方
Hmm, I'm not aware of that establishment.
我们有证据
We have evidence.
对我们拍了照片
Yeah, we took a picture of you
是你在吃这份辣椒肉馅玉米卷的另一半的照片
eating the other half of those enchiladas.
就是这个
Here it is,
你和玛茜和陌生人在一起
you and Marcy with strangers.
他们看上去可不像脚踝医生啊
And they don't look like a couple of ankle doctors.
那不是我们
Well, that's not us.
这怎么可能不是你们
Wh... u202dHow could that possibly not be you?
世界上每个人都有和自己很像的人
Everyone in the world's got a look-alike.
我和玛茜的相似者居然也在一起
It's weird that Marcy's and mine are together.
看来我们是上天注定的了
I guess we were meant to be.
你能信吗
Can you believe this?
我们知道你在撒谎
We know you're lying.
你说得没错他在撒谎
You're right, he is lying.
我们昨晚和别的情侣出去了
We went out with another couple last night.
感觉好极了
And it felt good.
我们做了很多年没做过的事
We did things we haven't done in years.
你们和荡♥妇♥们出去的细节不需要告诉我们
We don't need the details of your night out with the floozies.
我们完全不在乎他们
We couldn't care less about them. u202dHmm.
不在乎他们是谁从哪里来的
We don't care who they are or where they came from.
所以他们是谁从哪里来的
So who are they and where'd they come from?
缇娜和崔佛
Tina and Trevor. Yeah.
我们叫他们TNT 因为他们活力爆♥炸♥