消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S03E06

Part 4 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

A real show of love.
真爱的表现
I can't imagine my parents making love.
我无法想象我父母做♥爱♥
I can't imagine you making love.
我无法想象你做♥爱♥
Wow! Well, that looks good.
哇哦看上去不错啊
Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
谢谢非常感谢
Thank you, honey. So what's for dinner?
谢谢亲爱的晚餐吃什么？
Turkey.
火鸡
No, I had turkey for lunch.
不行我中午就吃的火鸡
Oh, well...
噢那...
It's all right, it's okay.
没事没关系
I'm gonna go check on that turkey.
我去看看火鸡怎么样了
I'll take whatever you have. Thank you, Ned.
我是有什么就吃什么谢谢你耐德
Bad call, huh? Having turkey for lunch?
真不巧啊中午就吃火鸡了？
Well, who knew? I didn't know.
谁会知道？我不知道
You doubled up.
你吃两顿火鸡了
What am I gonna do, order Chinese food in LA.?
我能怎么办在洛杉矶点中餐？
You can't order Chinese food in LA.?
为什么不能在洛杉矶点中餐？
There's no good Chinese food in LA.
洛杉矶没有好中餐
Right, 'cause all the good Chinese cooks went to New York.
没错所有的好中餐厨师都去纽约了
A country of one billion people
一个有十亿人口的国家
couldn't send one good chef to Los Angeles.
没有一个好厨师会来洛杉矶
How can you possibly be arguing
你怎么可以把洛杉矶中餐的质量
the quality of good Chinese food in LA. versus New York?
跟纽约做比较？
All right, fine.
好吧好吧
You know what? come here, come here.
你们知道吗？过来过来
All right, here's my idea, okay?
好了我有个主意
I want to get... I want to move her body.
我想... 我想把她的遗体移回去
I want to move the body to where it's supposed to be,
我想把她移到应该在的地方
because Mom would not want to be there.
因为妈妈不会想要在那儿的
It's not right. I feel terrible about it.
这样不对我感觉很糟糕
And...
而且...
How do you move... how do we move her?
你要怎么... 我们怎么移走她？
I'm gonna try and pay off the gravedigger is what I'm gonna do.
我打算试试贿赂挖墓人
Wow.
哇哦
That does not sound like a good idea.
听上去不是个好主意
I think it sounds fantastic.
我觉得很棒啊
It's not dangerous because I don't have to do anything
不会有危险因为我什么都不会做
but pay off the gravedigger, that's all I have to do.
只是把钱给挖墓人只要给钱就行了
I think I can do it. If he takes the money, fine,
我觉得我可以如果他拿了钱那就好
if not, well, at least I tried.
如果不拿至少我试过了
You think you can get this man to dig it up?
你觉得你能让这个人把她挖出来？
If you offer somebody enough money, they'll do it.
如果出足够多的钱他们会干的
I got to tell you, we tried everything we could.
我跟你说我们什么法子都试过了
We talked to these people. They would have none of it.
我们跟他们理论过了他们怎么都不听
If you can pay this guy off, I say go do it.
如果你可以贿赂这家伙我支持你
I'd like to contribute. I'd like to contribute a few dollars.
我也想加入我也出点钱
You're not contributing. This whole tattoo thing is just...
你不用出钱这个纹身的事简直...
I agree with you completely.
我完全同意你
Honest to God, I think it's a great... I think it's terrible.
对上帝发誓我觉得这样很好... 我觉得不好
Shh... quiet, quiet. All right.
嘘... 小点声好
We'll do it. I think it's a great idea.
就这么干真是个好主意
It's a great idea. It's a scary idea.
好主意可怕的主意
"Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya..."
"札雅札雅札雅..."
Yeah, who is it?
谁啊？
It's me. LD?
是我拉里？
Yeah. I can't, er...
嗯我不能呃...
What's the matter, huh?
怎么了？
I'm meditating.
我在冥想
Oh, my God. You're kidding.
哦天啊没开玩笑吧
No, I'm getting into this and it's starting to work.
没我刚进入状态开始有效果了
I just forgot to turn the phone off. I'm just pissed off.
但是我忘记把电♥话♥关了气到我了
Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, that's kind of what I'm calling about.
对不起但是我就是为这个事儿打给你的
About what? I was calling about the mantra.
什么事？关于那个咒语
What about the mantra? It's good, by the way. It's working.
咒语怎么了？顺便说下咒语很不错很奏效
I'm calling to see... maybe I could get it back.
我打来是想... 想把咒语要回来
Get it back? What is that? You gave it to me?
要回去？什么意思？是你给我的啊
I changed my mind. I'd like to get it back.
我改变主意了想要回来
You can't be an East Indian-giver.
你不能这样出尔反尔啊
Well, I had it first, kind of, you know.
但是一开始就是我的嘛
You did, but you let me have it.
是的但是你让我用了
Now it's part of my whole being.
现在它已经是我的一部分了
My essence screams of this mantra.
我的灵魂都在喊这句咒语
And it's been working, and l...
而且已经有效果了我...
Really Larry, it's not fair. What about splitting it with me?
说真的拉里这不公平那跟我分着用怎么样？
Splitting it? What is this, a timeshare in the Hamptons?
分着用？那成什么了汉普顿的分时度假房♥？
You don't split a mantra. Who says you can't split a mantra?
咒语不能分着用谁说不行了？
Why can't you? It strikes me as being a tad...
为什么不行？这样让我觉得有点...
homosexual.
基基的
Get out. It's not a gay thing. I mean, we're not homosexual.
别胡说了这一点儿都不基我是说我们不是同性恋
You don't have to tell me I'm not a homosexual. I know I'm not a homosexual.
这你不用告诉我我知道我不是同性恋
I know, but I'm really having a difficult time giving it back.
我知道但是我真的很难再给回你了
I mean, you did a nice turn and you know,
你做了件好事
and now you're reneging, you know?
现在又要反悔你知道吗？
It's just that, you know, my mother just died.
只是... 你也知道我妈刚去世了
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好吧好吧
All right, fine. Yeah?
好吧可以吗？
Yeah, yeah. yeah. Oh, fabulous.
可以可以那太好了
Don't even think twice about it, all right?
别再多想了好吧？
Great, so we'll split it. Yeah okay, no problem.
太好了那我们就分着用好的没问题
Fantastic. All right, man. Bye.
太好了没事再见
Who's that?
在跟谁打电♥话♥？
Lewis. Lewis, how's Lewis?
路易斯路易斯他怎么样？
He's good. Yeah?
他很好是吗？
I am exhausted. Oh, okay.
我累坏了哦是吗
Good night, honey.
晚安亲爱的
Good night? Really, good night?
晚安？真的吗晚安了？
Good night.
晚安
What are you doing? What am I doing?
你在干什么？我在干什么？
No, no, please. Honey, I just showered.
不不要亲爱的我刚洗完澡
What? So what? that's good for me.
怎么了？那又怎样？对我来说正好
I don't feel like getting into all that right now.
我现在没心情
What? Why not? I'm very tired.
什么？为什么？我太累了
You're kidding. Nope.
你开玩笑吧不是
Really? Mmhmm.
真的吗？嗯哼
You know, it was just that I've been going through a rough time,
你知道我最近这段日子不好过
what with my mother and all.
我妈去世了
Oh...
哦...
I didn't even have a chance to say good-bye.
我都没机会跟她道别
Oh, honey.
噢亲爱的
Hey!
嘿！
How you doing?
你好吗？
Remember me?
记得我吗？
All right.
好吧
Meet me at the grave.
在墓地碰头
8:00 tonight.
今晚八点
You better bring some friends to help.
你最好带几个朋友来帮忙
Help what? Dig.
帮忙干什么？挖
All these stones look alike.
这些石头看上去都一样
Completely, completely lost.
完全彻底迷路了
Watch your feet.
小心脚下
You step on one of these things, you'll trip...
你踩到这东西会摔倒...
Hey, over here. Hey.
嘿在这儿嘿
Hey! Hey!
嘿！嘿！
You're late.
你们来迟了
Yeah, well, we got kind of lost.
我们迷路了
Welcome to the special section.
欢迎来到特殊区域
Oh my God. Here you go, gentlemen.
噢天啊拿着先生们
Thank you. Enjoy your work.
谢谢好好挖吧
Thank you.
谢谢
Hey, what about you?
你不挖吗？