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Curb Your Enthusiasm S03E02

Part 1 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

You know, I found my soul mate.
你知道吗我找到了灵魂伴侣
Not only do I think I'm in love with her,
我不只是觉得自己爱上了她
but I think I've found the right one. Really?
我还觉得自己找到了命中注定的人真的？
Yeah, Deborah. It's only a couple of months,
嗯她叫黛博拉刚认识几个月
it could go south, but I don't think it will, because she's...
我们可能不长久但是我觉得不会的因为她是...
Why would it?
为什么这么想？
Well, why has it for my whole life? But she, I think...
嗯为什么要把一辈子绑定了呢？但是她我觉得...
This is the one. Is this the one?
就这个了是吧？
No, no, that's not a good one. No, I meant Deborah.
不不这个不是很好不我是说黛博拉
Yeah, it's more like I love her soul. Mmmmm.
啊她更像是我爱上了她的灵魂嗯哼
Do you know what l...? Her soul.
你知道我说… 她的灵魂
It's not just like it used to be for me, you know, like a "trophy."
对我来说得到她不是像以前那样儿嗯像拿了个"奖杯"
It's not all about looks anymore? She's attractive.
不是只看脸了? 她很迷人
No, she is attractive. But you don't care about that.
不她很迷人但是你不在意长相了
I think one of the things is, the only downside...
我觉得唯一的缺点就是...
What do you think of this color?
你觉得这颜色怎么样
I don't like... it's too flashy.
我不喜欢太俗艳了
She's a Christian Scientist and...
她是个基♥督♥科学教♥徒♥
She's a what? She's a Christian Scientist?
她是什么她是个基♥督♥科学教♥徒♥?
She's a Christian Scientist, and I, it's...
她是个基♥督♥科学教♥徒♥ 而我真是…
Oh, dear.
哦天呐
Did you just say, "Oh, dear"? Yeah.
你刚才说了"天啊" 嗯
I don't think you've ever said that in your entire life.
我觉得你这辈子都没有说过这两个字
No one's ever told me they were dating a Christian Scientist.
从没有人跟我说过自己跟一个基♥督♥科学教♥徒♥约会
I've been saving it. If anything called for an "Oh, dear"...
我一直把这俩字留着等重大事件呢什么能让你说出"天啊"...
Holy cow, a Christian Scientist.
哇塞基♥督♥科学教♥徒♥
It's a nightmare for me, because,
对我来说就像个噩梦因为
I'm under the weather about 99% of my life, and she doesn't...
我这辈子99%的时间都在生病她还不能...
She won't bring you the medicine?
她不给你吃药
This is out of their... I know they can't take it,
这违背了他们的… 我知道他们不吃药
but can they touch it and give it to somebody else?
但是他们碰一下递给别人都不行吗
She doesn't have a medicine chest in her place.
她家连个药箱都没有
Wait, one second.
等等一下
Do you want more time? No, no, it's fine.
还要再看看吗不不没关系
What... you know, I want to get one of these,
嗯我想要这一款
I don't have good luck with them.
我搞不定这些玩意儿
That's the one I have. You like this one?
那个跟我的一样你喜欢这个吗
I bought that... not here. You've got the same one?
我买♥♥过这款不是这儿买♥♥的你有个一样的
Yeah, I love it. It's a good phone,
嗯我爱这款很不错的手♥机♥
it's an XR71. It's a great one.
这款型号♥是XR71 很棒的一款
But it does go out on occasion, like in a tunnel or something.
但是这款有时候会没信♥号♥♥ 比如进隧♥道♥的时候
You can't hear a radio when you go in a tunnel.
在隧♥道♥里没法听收广播
Yes, you can, FM. You're an idiot. I never listen to FM.
可以听FM 你这个笨蛋我从没有听过FM
What do you listen to? I listen to talk.
你听什么呢我听脱口秀
You have a lot of program, a lot of rings in that.
这款有很多程序有很多铃♥声♥
Okay, I'm gonna take this.
好吧我要这款
Listen, I meant to ask you this,
听着我想问你
I have to hand in this special,
我得交这期特别节目
and you know how I like you to watch it. It's not locked in yet.
你知道我有多想让你看的这期目前还没交呢
Now is the time to tell me if you think something's... can you watch it?
你现在能跟我说说你的想法啥的...你能看吗
I'd love to, sure. Why don't you come over with Deborah on Friday?
当然我很想看你和黛博拉周五来我这儿怎么样
We can have dinner and watch the special.
我们吃晚餐看这期特别节目
That would be fantastic. That would be phenomenal.
那太好了会很棒的
Is that good? I'd be in heaven.
挺好吧再好不过了
I mean, you know, she'd be thrilled.
我是说嗯她会很激动的
Bravo.
好哇
First call. I know.
第一通电♥话♥ 我知道
First call. Very impressive.
第一通电♥话♥ 了不起
Hey, it's working!
嘿通了
Yeah, I'm right outside Cellular Depot.
嗯我就在手♥机♥店外面
I just got it. You're my first call.
我刚买♥♥了我第一个给你打的
What are we doing on Friday night?
咱们周五晚上干什么呢
Okay, good, because Richard's gonna come over
嗯很好因为理查德他们要过来
with his new girlfriend Deborah
带他的新女友黛博拉
and we'll watch his special.
我们还会看他的特别节目
Wait, how about this?
等一下这样吧
Why don't you call Ted Danson and get the number
你给特德丹森打电♥话♥ 问他要
of Randy, the chef from our restaurant?
兰迪的号♥码他是我们餐厅的厨师
He could cater the whole thing. Great idea.
他能过来做餐宴好主意
And you work out whatever the money is.
你算算一共多少钱
She's allergic to peanuts, no peanuts.
她对花生过敏不要有花生
She's allergic to peanuts, so no peanuts.
她对花生过敏所以不要有花生
Okay.
好的
Ask her if Jeff could come, he hasn't seen the thing.
问问她杰夫能来不他没看过这期节目
Oh, and can Jeff come, because he hasn't seen it.
哦杰夫能来吗因为他也没看过这期节目
Yeah.
嗯
That's right, my friends for a change.
没错该我请朋友来了
Well, Deborah, I heard that you guys are going to the Emmys.
嗯黛博拉我听说你们要去艾美奖典礼
Yes. Is that right?
是的真的吗
So excited. Are you excited? Have you ever been?
很兴奋呢你兴奋吧你以前去过吗
Oh, yeah. It's really exciting. It is exciting.
哦嗯真的令人很兴奋呢是挺令人兴奋
I got a dress made. You had it made?
我订制了条裙子你订制了裙子？
Gorgeous. Armando on Beverly, fits like a glove.
美极了阿曼多贝弗莉的像手套一样合身
Wow. We're gonna be watching it... the East Coast feed.
哇我们也会去看东海岸转播
I'm having some friends over,
我会请一些朋友过来
Maybe we'll see you guys walk down the red carpet.
我们没准儿能看到你们走红毯
She's got a whole party planned to watch it.
为了看艾美奖典礼她搞了派对呢
Do you have ketchup? Huh? What? Ketchup?
你这儿有番茄酱吗哈什么番茄酱
Yeah. Why?
嗯要番茄酱做什么
I can't eat the steak without some ketchup.
没有番茄酱这牛排我吃不下去
You can't ask...
你不能要
Randy! Can I have some ketchup please?
兰迪请给我些番茄酱好吗
You don't ask a chef for ketchup.
不能向厨师要番茄酱
He's right, Larry's right. Why is it insulting? It's ketchup.
没错拉里说得对这有什么冒犯吗只是番茄酱而已
This is good food. It's like a truck-stop thing.
这是高档食物在卡车驿站吃饭才要番茄酱呢
Ketchup? Thank you very much.
番茄酱非常感谢
The food is great. Is it? Is it good?
菜品很棒是吗好吃吗
Really wonderful, thank you. Delicious.
真的很好谢谢很美味
Really good stuff. It's good.
真的很好吃挺不错
Thank you.
谢谢
What did you ask for ketchup for? What are you crazy?
你要番茄酱干嘛疯了吗
What?!
怎么了
You know what? I am never having you guys over for dinner again.
你猜怎么着我再也不请你们来吃晚餐了
Why? What did I do wrong?
为什么我做错什么了
It's exhausting, it's just exhausting.
太累人了真是太累人了
So, where's this HBO special?
HBO特别节目在哪儿
LD, here it is. Listen, how long was the tour before...
拉里在这儿听我说上次巡回演出是什么时候了
like four months? This is only just one show.
四个月了这只是一档节目
Oh, come on. It's great, don't even...
哦别说啦很棒了别再…
I just...
我只是…
I can't wait to see it, Richard.
我等不及要看了理查德
I love you for having me.
真高兴你能叫我过来
To have you guys here like this is great.
有你们来一起来看真挺好的
These are the best brownies I have ever had.
这是我吃过最棒的布郎尼
Susie made them, my wife.
我老婆苏西做的
I dropped my daughter off this afternoon,
我下午送女儿的时候
brought us some brownies.
带来了一些布朗尼
That's a good sound system you have.
你的音响不错啊
What's happening, Larry?
怎么了拉里
Shit.
妈的
Why do you have so many remotes?
你们为啥有这么多遥控器啊
Yeah, I wish I had the answer to that.
嗯我也想知道
We have this guy, Mike, that comes in
有个叫迈克的人来过几次
and I don't even know how to work the TV anymore, honestly.
老实说我都不知道怎么开电视了
It has to be on channel 3. It's on channel 3.
应该在第三频道在第三频道
Every week we have this guy come over and try to fix it.
每周我们都叫迈克过来修电视
You know what, Larry?
你知道吗拉里
The Emmys are this Sunday and I am not gonna miss them.
艾美奖典礼是这周日我可不想错过
We missed half the Knick game last year because of this shit.
去年就因为这垃圾我们错过了半场尼克斯的比赛
This is ridiculous. You're gonna have to fire Mike.
太荒谬了你得解雇迈克了