消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S03E04

Part 5 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

Who's that? That's the kid.
那是谁那个孩子
That's the "porn baby"? That's the porn baby.
那个"情♥色♥宝宝" 那个情♥色♥宝宝
Why is the porn baby here?
为什么这个情♥色♥宝宝在这
Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny.
因为他解雇了他的保姆他没有保姆了
He has to take care of the kid now.
他现在不得不照顾这个孩子
I don't want a little kid watching my specials.
我不想一个小孩子看我的特别节目
His father's here too, so I guess he decided to come.
他的爸爸也在这所以我猜想他决定过来
I don't want a baby in the screening.
我不想一个孩子在放映室里
That's a good sign for the quote.
这对语录来说是个好兆头
He's here, he came.
他在这他来了
Oh, Christ, that really was great,
哦上帝啊真的很棒
but it's too much and it threw me.
但是太多了它让我够受的
Shh, shh, shh.
嘘嘘嘘
I took some time off and I was a little burned out.
我花了一点时间然后我有点被耗尽了
I hate this show. It's a grownup show.
我讨厌这个表演这是一个成人秀
I have to sit through your cartoons, you watch this one.
我不得不坐着看你的卡♥通♥片你要看这个
I want popcorn. It's not that kind of theater.
我想吃爆米花这不是那类剧院
I want a soda. Hey, shh.
我想要苏打汽水嘿嘘
Shh, yourself.
嘘你自己吧
You shush. Shush!
你嘘嘘！
You shh, "poopyhead." No, you shush, dodo brain.
你嘘 "大便头" 不你嘘蠢头
You're a dodo brain. You're a dodo brain.
你是一个蠢头你是一个蠢头
No, these are all new and improved dysfunctions.
不这都是新的可以改善机能失调症
I want to go home. As soon as it's over, we'll go home.
我想回家一结束我们就回家
Shh, quiet. You be quiet, big nose.
嘘安静你安静大鼻子
Look who's talking. Don't talk to my kid, okay?
看谁在说话别和我的孩子说话好吗
Why don't you get Uncle Miltie out of here so we can watch this?
为什么不带你的米尔提叔叔离开然后我们可以观看这个秀？
You're stupid. You're stupid.
你蠢蛋你蠢蛋
You're more stupid. You're much, much stupider.
你更蠢蛋你更更蠢蛋
No, I'm not, you are. No, you are.
不我不是你是不你是
Don't speak to us again, all right? I'm warning you.
别再跟我们说话了好吗我警告你
He wouldn't be here if you didn't fire that nanny.
如果你不解雇那个保姆他不会在这里
I wouldn't have had to fire her if some asshole didn't bribe her.
如果那个混♥蛋♥没贿赂那个保姆我们不会被迫解雇她
Fuck h-yoo.
擦优
Fuck you.
擦你
Fuck Hugh!
擦休
Hugh!
休
Hugh!
休
Everything okay? I called three times last night.
一切都好吗我昨晚打了三次电♥话♥
I haven't checked the messages. I've been unbelievably busy.
我没看短♥信♥ 我难以置信地忙
How is she doing? Is she okay? Go up and ask her.
她怎么样了她还好吗上去问问她吧
Is the baby...? She's upstairs. Go up and ask her.
孩子... 她在楼上上去问问她吧
Superstition... she was right, you never should have told me.
迷信... 她是对的你不应该告诉我
Larry, come in.
拉里进来
Oh my God, I'm so sorry about the nanny and everything.
哦我的天啊我对那个保姆做的事情感到非常抱歉
Larry, that nanny, she was a sicko.
拉里那个保姆她是个精神病
She was a mental case. She was sick.
她精神有问题她有病
What, the nanny? Oh my God.
什么那个保姆哦我的天哪
She was mentally ill. Obviously, I didn't know anything about that,
她有精神病显然我不知道任何事情
or I'd never have recommended her.
否则我不会推荐她的
No, of course. Why would you send me a sicko?
不当然为什么你要给我一个神经病？
Why would I do that? That would make me deranged.
为什么我要这么做这会让我显得脑子有毛病的
Well, she needs to be put away, this woman.
呃她得被关起来这个女人
Well, what happened?
那么发生了什么
I left Sammy alone in her room watching TV.
我留下萨米一个人在她的房♥间看电视
All of a sudden, she starts screaming.
突然她开始尖叫
Mommy! Mommy!
妈咪妈咪
I ran in... the nanny...
我跑进去那个保姆
is like watching some "Looney Tunes" cartoon
像是正在看什么"兔八哥"卡♥通♥
and went crazy. Oh, yeah. You know why?
然后就疯了哦是的你知道为什么吗？
She worked at that "Looney Tunes" Lodge for 15 years
她在"兔八哥"小屋工作了十五年
and she kept hearing that song over and over again.
她一直在听那首歌♥ 一遍又一遍
Yeah, yeah.
是的是的
She must have snapped from hearing it.
她肯定被那个旋律刺♥激♥到了
Larry, she went crazy, I'm telling you.
拉里她发疯了我告诉你
She started going wacky. What did she do?
她开始变得古怪她做了什么？
She starts fighting with me.
她开始和我打架
She grabbed my arm.
她抓住我的胳膊
She starts pulling me back and forth.
她开始把我推来推去
All of a sudden, I'm fighting with this crazy woman.
突然我开始和这个疯女人打架
I mean, physically fighting.
我是说动手动脚的打架
Next thing I knew, we were out on the deck.
下一件事情我知道的是我们在露天平台外面了
Out on the deck?
在露天平台外面？
Yeah, like struggling and fighting.
是的像是挣扎和打架
Oh my God. And then what happened?
哦我的天啊然后发生了什么？
She pushed me over the rail.
她把我从横杆上推出去了
This crazy woman pushed me over the rail.
这个疯女人把我推出去了
She was trying to kill me!
她想要杀了我！
Well, how...
呃那你怎么...
Here's the thing, Lar.
是这样的拉里
My fall was broken by...
我掉在了...
12 sponge-cakes.
十二个海绵蛋糕上