消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S03E02

Part 2 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

I'm not gonna fire him. Why not?
我不会解雇他的为什么不呢
I don't know, he's black, I don't want to fire him.
我不知道他是黑人我不想解雇他
You don't want to fire a black guy?
你不想解雇黑人
No, I don't want to fire him. That's crazy!
不想我不想解雇他疯了吧
It's ridiculous! Who cares what he is?
荒谬谁管他是什么人呢
If he sucks, he sucks. Well, he could come in and fix it...
如果他很烂他就是很烂呃他能修好的
Every week he comes in, he never fixes it.
每周他都来从没修好过
We can't even watch his special. That's ridiculous!
我们连特别节目都看不了了荒谬极了
Fire your guy. I got a good guy.
解雇他我给你介绍个好的
Will you fix this? I don't know how to.
你能修好吗我不知道怎么弄
I tried every remote, and none of them work. Look!
每个遥控器我都试了都没用看看
So fucking idiotic... you should have one goddamn remote and...
太他妈蠢了你应该有一个见鬼的遥控器然后…
We should have one remote! You need to call him, Larry.
我们有一个遥控就够了你得给他打电♥话♥ 拉里
Are you gonna call him?
你要打给他吗
Well, maybe we should play Scrabble.
呃我们玩拼字游戏吧
Nothing we can do. That's a bad joke, right?
没办法了这是个烂玩笑对吧
Yeah, it is a joke, I mean, I don't...
嗯这是个玩笑我是说我不想
Scrabble?
拼字游戏
It's a joke, but what are we supposed to do?
这是个玩笑但是我们该做什么呢
You want to sit Shiva?
你想坐着守灵吗
Why don't we play Twister, would you be happy?
我们玩扭扭乐得了你开心了
If this was your show, then you would make every fucking plan...
如果这是你的节目你♥他♥妈♥就会想尽办法…
Let's go upstairs and all get under the covers and sob.
咱们上楼钻被窝里哭会儿吧
Why don't we go to my house and watch it? What's wrong with that?
咱们去我家看节目不就好了有什么问题吗
I'll go to your house. Thank you.
我去你家谢谢
The whole reason for the night was to watch your thing.
今晚就是为了看你的节目
All right, fine, we'll go to your house.
好吧嗯我们去你家
I'll pack these brownies up. We'll take it...
我把这些布朗尼打包带上
I don't feel well.
我有些不舒服
I really don't feel well, I don't think I can go.
我真的有些不舒服我觉得我去不了了
What do you mean? You don't feel well?
什么意思你不舒服
I'd like to go home, I think.
我想我还是回家好了
You feel perfectly... you're almost cold like a corpse.
是不是发烧...你冷得像具尸体啊
Do you want an aspirin?
你想要阿司匹林吗
No, I can't take an aspirin, but, thank you.
不我不能吃阿司匹林不过谢谢了
What's the matter?
怎么了
Um, I don't... any peanuts in the brownies?
呃我不…布朗尼里有花生吗
No, no way. I don't like peanuts. My wife never uses them.
不不可能我不喜欢花生我老婆从来不加花生
I wouldn't allow that to happen.
我不会让这种事发生的
I ate so many of those.
我吃了好多
There was no peanuts or peanut oil or anything in the dinner.
晚餐也没有花生花生油或是别的什么
You told Randy not... That she's allergic, right?
你告诉兰迪不要…她对花生过敏对吧？
What?
什么
I told you on the phone. You didn't tell me on the phone.
我电♥话♥里跟你说了电♥话♥里没有说呀
I told you when I spoke to you on the phone that...
我给你打电♥话♥的时候说了
No, you didn't.
不没有
What, are you kidding? What are you talking about?
什么开玩笑呢你说什么呢
He did, I was standing right next to him when he called you.
他说了他打给你的时候我就在边上
I didn't hear it, you never said it or I didn't hear it.
我没听到啊你从来没说要不就是我没听到
I'll bet the cell phone. I bet there was interference on the cell.
我打赌是因为那个手♥机♥ 那个手♥机♥信♥号♥♥被♥干♥扰了
They have drop-outs all the time.
手♥机♥总是会没信♥号♥♥
Jesus Christ, I knew you fucked it up.
上帝啊我就知道你会搞砸了
I fucked it up?! What kind of stupid thing is that to say?
我搞砸了说什么蠢话呀
I "fucked it up." You fucked it up!
我"搞砸了" 你搞砸了
You don't know how to use a goddamn cell phone!
你连怎么用手♥机♥都不知道
It was a shit cell phone! Okay, Deborah is sick!
是那手♥机♥太烂了好了黛博拉不舒服呢
A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!
螳螂都知道怎么用那破手♥机♥
I'd really like to go home.
我真的想回家了
All I can do really is wait it out.
我只能等这阵过去了
I am so sorry. You should...
真抱歉你应该…
Why don't we just go home
我们为啥不回家呢
and, can't you just, take a nap, and we can all watch it at my house?
你眯一会可以吗我们可以在我家看节目
You could take a nap. Or why don't...
你眯一会儿吧或者…
I'd like you to take me home.
我希望你能送我回家
She needs to go home, Richard.
她得回家理查德
You know, this is really... Thank you.
嗯这真是… 谢谢
I am so sorry, Deborah. I never got that...
很抱歉黛博拉我不知道…
I feel very awkward about it.
我觉得很尴尬
What a shame. We can't even get to watch the special.
太可惜了我们没法去看特别节目了
I get home and I'll be fine.
我到家就会好了
You want to just drive home?
你想开车回去吗
I don't feel comfortable driving myself.
我觉得我的状态不能自己开车
She needs you to take her home. You know? I mean...
她需要你送她回家明白吗我是说…
Now. All right, we're going.
现在好吧我们走了
You're such a fucking idiot, how can you do this?
你真是个该死的蠢货你怎么能这样
She's not looking well... Cell phone, you fucked up.
她看起来不太好… 怪手♥机♥去你个傻缺
Well, we'll watch it, don't worry.
嗯我们会看的别担心
That's horrible. Scrabble?
太吓人了拼字游戏
I'd love to play Scrabble. I said it and kind of got in the mood.
我想玩拼字游戏我说了而且刚好想玩
Let's get it. Really? You want to play?
去拿吧真的你想玩
I'm all over it. Let's go. Absolutely. Okay.
我早准备好了走吧没问题好啊
You don't need to play, it's better with two.
你不用玩两个人玩最好
Do you have any milk?
有牛奶吗
I'm sorry, but I got five remotes,
抱歉但是我有5个遥控器
nothing's working.
没一个能用
Just be honest, man. 'Cause I'm black, right? Right?
说实话吧伙计就因为我是黑人对吧对吧
Why? That couldn't be crazier.
为什么这么说这想法太离谱了
Crazy. Why did I hire you?
疯了那我为什么要雇你
That was over the phone, You didn't know I was black at the time.
那是电♥话♥里谈的你当时不知道我是黑人
All right, that's true, but I kept you around.
好吧确实但是我一直用你呀
But you're getting rid of me, right?
但是你现在要解雇我了对吧
I fire white people, I've fired white people.
我也解雇白人我解雇过白人
I have fired plenty of white people.
我解雇过一大堆白人了
I've been doing this 15 years, all right?
我♥干♥这行有15年了好吧
Okay, okay. You know what? It's not even me.
好吧好吧你知道吗不只是我
Can I be...? Okay.
我能不能好吧
You want... can we be honest here?
你想…我们互相坦诚一点吧
Okay, let's be honest, okay?
好吧咱们老实说好吧
It's my wife. She wants...
是我老婆她想…
Oh, dude. No, seriously.
哦伙计不真的
Please don't go there, man. No, be man enough.
别这样伙计像个男人点儿
Look, be man enough. If you gonna be a racist, be a man, man.
听我说男人点儿如果你当种族主义者就男人点儿男人
I was a man. What good did it do me?
我以前挺男人的那也没给我什么好处啊
Don't blame it on your wife. Thank you.
别怪你的老婆谢谢
You're blaming it on your race. What's worse?
你怪自己的种族还有更糟的吗
I'd rather blame it on my wife than blame it on my race.
我宁愿怪我老婆也不愿怪种族
Right, whatever.
好随便
Come on, don't take it... don't be like that.
好啦别往心里去别这样啊
I got this. I got the tip.
我来付我付小费
That's okay, I got the tip. I got the tip, man.
没关系我来付小费我付小费伙计
Okay, don't be mad.
好吧别生气
Come on, don't... come on, Mike.
得了别… 得了迈克
I wish you wouldn't be mad about it.
我希望你不要生气
I'm gonna recommend you to a lot of people.
我会把你推荐给很多人的
Whatever. I will, I'll recommend you.
随便我会的我会推荐你的
Hey, Wanda.
嘿旺达
Oh, hello. Hello.
哦你好你好
Are you here for the prayer group?
你来参加祷告会的吗
No, I'm not. Oh.
不不是哦
I'm actually here to see Deborah.
实际上我来看看黛博拉
Oh, unfortunately she's a little under the weather.
哦很遗憾她现在有些不舒服
I know.
我知道
She actually ate the peanuts in my house.
她在我家吃了花生
Oh, I know about you. Hello, I'm Deborah's mother.
哦我知道你你好我是黛博拉的妈妈
Oh, hi, I'm Larry. I know.
哦嗨我是拉里我知道
I feel terrible about this.
我真的很抱歉
Oh, no, no, don't. We're all responsible for our own lives.
哦别别不用我们都是自己生命的主宰
I think there's some truth to that, isn't there?
我觉得有道理对吧
Come.
来吧
Right this way.
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