马男波杰克

BoJack Horseman S02E04

Part 5 Feb. 16, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

我可不想跟别人一样在星巴克吵架
I don't wanna be a couple who fights at Starbucks.
好吧你确实费了不少心思
Okay. Fine. You did go all out.
我真的以为你会喜欢
I really thought you'd like this.
我知道你爱星巴克
I know you love Starbucks.
-我才不爱星巴克 -你不是爱星巴克
- I don't love Starbucks. - You don't love Starbucks,
是爱可以自♥由♥喝咖啡的地方
you love the independent coffee place,
而星巴克更方便
Starbucks is more convenient.
-对 -看到了吧
- Yeah. - See?
有时候我还是听你说话的
I do sometimes listen.
-你要来一杯无因美式咖啡吗 -好
- Can I get you a decaf Americano? - Sure.
我知道你为了准备今天的活动费了不少心思
I know you put a lot of thought into today
我也很感谢你真的...
and I appreciate that, really--
有小戴的一杯无因美式咖啡哦
I have a decaf Americano on the bar for Darren.
小戴在哪里
Is there a Darren here?
上面标的名字是小戴哦
Says Darren on the cup.
谢谢太逼真了
Thank you. This is very realistic.
是吧
I know, right?
你想出去看看游泳池吗
You wanna go check out the pool?
里面装满了果冻哦
I filled it up with Jell-O.
我还是不敢相信我都35岁了
I still can't believe I'm 35.
你相信我35岁了吗
Would you believe I'm 35?
-我还是生你的气 -我知道
- I'm still mad at you. - I know.
但我不想生气
But I don't wanna be.
我也不想让你生我的气
Well, I don't want you to be mad at me either.
我们在一起的日子就那么多
We only have so many days together.
我想让每一天都快快乐乐
I want every one to be a happy one.
天哪你不想让我去科多♥维♥亚
Oh, my God. You don't want me to go to Cordovia.
-什么 -你以为我不知道你说那种话
- What?! - You don't think I know what it means
是什么意思吗
when you say shit like...
还"我们在一起的日子就那么多"
"We only have so many days together"?
-什么 -戴安我喜欢早上醒来看你在身边
- What? - "Diane, I love waking up next to you."
戴安我希望每一天都如此
"Diane, I wish every day could be like this."
-是但 -就我们两个人在一起
- Yeah, but-- - "Just the two of us, together."
你知道
Do you have any idea
我计划旅行的时候是什么感觉吗
how that feels when I'm trying to plan my trip?
好吧被你识破了
Okay. You got me!
我可能就是不想让我妻子
Maybe I don't want my wife,
我爱的妻子去什么为期半年的旅行
whom I love, to go off on a terrifying six-month tour
还去地球上
of the most war-torn,
最饱受战争摧残疾病肆虐的地方
disease-splattered corners of the planet
还跟一个英俊帅气有魅力的千万富翁单身汉一起
with a charming, handsome, billionaire bachelor.
我还能怎么想
What could I be thinking?
我真是个糟糕的丈夫
I'm such a terrible husband.
我不幸福
I'm not happy.
-跟我一起不幸福吗 -不知道
- With me? - I don't know.
身边的一切都不幸福
With everything.
我早上醒来觉得人生没有任何目的
I wake up in the morning and I feel like I have no purpose.
我都35岁了如果我不在生活中做些改变
And I'm 35. And if I don't make some change in my life,
那我下半辈子都会是这种状态了
then this is how I'm gonna feel forever.
-亲 -但是然后我想到塞巴斯蒂安·圣克莱尔
- Honey-- - But then I think about Sebastian St. Clair
想到要跟他一起工作
and going to work with him,
去帮助别人让自己的人生有意义
helping people and making a difference.
我又有了起床的理由
And I feel like I have a reason to get out of bed.
我不知道你是那种感觉
I didn't know you felt that way.
如果你跟我说我肯定会听的
If you told me that, I would have heard it.
花生酱先生你知道我爱你
Mr. Peanutbutter, you know I love you
我也觉得你是条好狗
and think you're a good dog.
真的我爱你
Yes, you are. Yes, you are,
我爱你可爱滑稽的脸
and I love your cute, funny face,
但我不想跟其他夫妇一样
but I don't wanna be one of those couples
每天做同样的事一成不变
that settles into a routine and never changes.
我不知道说什么好了因为我老了
Well, I don't know what to say because I'm an old dog
我不会改变的
and I'm not gonna change.
你知道你白天工作的时候我在做什么吗
Do you know what I do while you're at work all day?
我大部分时间都坐在这里
I mostly just sit right there.
有时候我假装挖个洞
Sometimes I pretend to dig a little hole
然后就小睡一会儿
and then I take a nap.
我听到你开车回来的声音时
And when I hear your car in the driveway,
是我一天中最美好的时刻
it is the best part of my day.
我都快高兴疯了
I mean, I go insane.
我知道我真的很爱你
I know, and I love you so much,
但我的生活中不会只有你
but you're never going to be my only priority like that.
我生来不该如此
That's just not how I'm wired.
我也需要过自己的生活
I need to also live my life.
那好吧
Well... okay.
好吗
Is it okay?
如果我改变并尝试新的事物
If I change and try new things
你还会爱我吗
and you still love me?
而你只要还是
And you just stay the same person
做你自己我仍然爱你
you've always been and I still love you?
我没问题啊
Yeah, that sounds good to me.
你可以吗
Does that work for you?
我觉得可以
Yeah, I think that works.
不过你不要再给我办惊喜派对了好吗
Just don't throw me any more surprise parties, okay?
记住了
Uh, yeah, noted.
真不敢相信你给我弄了个球坑
I can't believe you got me a ball pit.
难道你现在一点都不想
And you're saying no part of
跳进那个球坑好好玩一玩吗
you wants to go jump in that ball pit right now?
可能有一点吧
Well, maybe a little.
这样我成伪君子了吗
Does that make me a hypocrite?
不是只是意味着你变了
No, it just means you changed.
这也是我爱你的原因之一
It's one of the things I love about you.
惊喜吧
Surprise!
人呢有人吗
Hello? Anybody?
我是保罗·麦卡特尼
This is Paul McCartney.
我大老远来就为了从蛋糕里跳出来搞笑呢
I came all this way to jump out of a cake? Honest.
还穿着新西装搞什么
With a new suit on... Aye-yai-yai.