马男波杰克

BoJack Horseman S02E10

Part 5 Feb. 16, 2020, 4:11 p.m.

真希望现在就可以回家倒头大睡
I wish I could just go home right now and crawl into bed
不用说什么不用解释什么
and not have to talk about anything or explain anything.
他会说你今天过得如何
He would just say, "How was your day?"
然后他会说
And then he would say,
你知道单轨铁路是乔治·莫纳瑞尔发明的吗
"Hey, did you know the monorail was invented by George Monorail?"
我会说应该不是吧
And I would say, "I don't think that's true."
他说即使不是他发明的
And he would say, "Well, if he didn't invent it,
也肯定是他完善的
he certainly perfected it."
我也不用说抱歉我走了
And I wouldn't have to say, "I'm sorry I left.
抱歉我让事情如此艰难
I'm sorry I made things so difficult.
抱歉我不是自己想象中那样
I'm sorry I'm not the person I thought I was."
我会说我今天过得很好
I would just say, "My day was good."
然后他说我爱你
And he would say, "I love you."
你知道撒谎时间越久就会越难圆谎
You know the longer you keep lying to him, the harder it's gonna get.
我能问你件事吗
Can I ask you something?
纽约的那个戏剧真的会让你开心吗
That play in New York, would that really have made you happy?
会啊应该会吧
Yeah. I mean, for a little bit.
如果凯尔西没被炒
And if Kelsey didn't get fired,
那部电影会拍成你想要的样子
and you got to make the movie you wanted to make,
那样你会开心吗
would that have made you happy?
应该会吧
For a little bit.
但是...
But then...
可能...
Probably...
那你这是何必
So, what does it matter?
但是应该不止如此啊
But there has to be more.
你上次真正开心是什么时候
Well, when's the last time you were actually happy?
你给我的小♥弟♥弟♥植入了芯片吗来结账
You microchipped my penis? Check, please!
芯片
Microchip.
预留座位波杰克
预留座位波杰克
(防止他从这边过来)
陶德
Todd!
演完了
Yeah.
花生酱先生
Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter.
你好吗
Hey. How are you?
我无法继续了
I can't do this anymore.
什么你无法继续了
You can't do what anymore?
我不能一直电♥话♥跟你说话
I can't talk to you on the phone all the time.
太难了
It's too hard.
你试过用蓝牙吗
Uh, have you tried Bluetooth?
我们要不先不要打电♥话♥了
I think maybe we should stop calling each other,
先暂停一段时间
for a little bit.
对不起我太想你了
I'm sorry. I just miss you too much.
但是我爱你知道吗
But listen, I love you. Okay?
花生酱先生
Mr. Peanutbutter?
好知道了
Uh, yeah. Uh, okay.
我也爱你戴安
I love you, Diane.
-他人呢 -我不知道先生
- Where is he? - I don't know, sir.
不能这样对我他跑哪儿去了
Can't do this to me. Where the hell is he?
你的鹿[亲爱的]朋友
营业
*If you come to find out who you are*
*And may you find out may you find out who you are*
And if you come to search for what is love
*Then may you find it may you find it at any cost*
*Go now you'll go, but don't just hide*
*Never leave this never leave this town*
*Of the parade*