单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S07E13
Part 5
Nov. 25, 2020, 1:08 p.m.
Your daughters are freaky! You sleep half the day!
你的女儿都是怪胎 你每天有一半的时间都在睡觉
He's better off with you?!
你敢说他跟着你更好
Oh, yeah, judge my mere mortal existence.
噢 你凭什么对我评头论足
My daughters are freaky? Fuck you!
你的女儿怎么是怪胎了 去你的
Wake the fuck up!
你♥他♥妈♥快醒醒吧
How do you think stevie's gonna turn out if he goes with you?
史蒂夫要是跟着你的话会变成什么样
I'm getting a do-over! I'm making it count!
我正在改过自新了 正努力让它实现
Oh, you're getting a do-over!
哦 你正在改过自新
Oh, why don't I get a fucking do-over?
我怎么就不会改过自新呢
I never get a fucking do-over. Ohh.
是啊 我从来都是知错不改
Somewhere the fates decided
命运就是这样
that Jill gets responsibility in this life
吉尔总要有各种职责在身
while Nancy's free to have adventures
而南希就可以为所欲为
and do-overs!
然后再改过自新
Here we go! Martyr!
我们的殉道者又开始吐苦水了
Okay, you're gonna show up at the gymboree class
是啊 你就穿着你的紧身衣
with your hoochie dresses
去孩子的早教班吗
and a gun jammed into your purse,
钱包里还塞把枪
tote-full of marijuana, fuck strangers upside down,
提着大把的大♥麻♥ 到处跟人乱搞
sideways, every which way,
在巷子里乱搞
and a toddler wander in at 3:00 a.m.
你的小屁孩在夜里3点还穿着湿尿布
wet with pee!
到处乱晃
You'd love it if I died on the vine, just like you, right? Right.
如果我和你一样过着毫无生气的生活 你就高兴了是吗 对
Because you're all ready to put on an apron
因为你必须准备好穿上围裙
and bake cookies,
给孩子做点心
and I'm all ready to shorten my skirt
而且我也准备好穿上短裙
and sling weed,
贩卖♥♥大♥麻♥
and fuck every colored cock on the ethnic rainbow.
和任何种族任何肤色的男人做♥爱♥
Mustache.
胡须女
Bug eyes.
眯眯眼
Jill, Nancy, both here.
看啊 吉尔和南希一块儿来了
Uh, no one's bleeding.
两人都没流血
How's it going with the... custody thing?
抚养权的事情 谈的怎么样了
Stalemate. It's not a stalemate, Nance!
陷入僵局 这不算是僵局 南希
I hold every fucking card in the deck.
这件事完全是我说了算
Today was fun, but I'm not giving up my son.
我今天过的很开心 但我不会放弃我儿子
It's not your fucking son! He's my son!
他可不是你的儿子 那是我儿子
Okay. I was afraid of this.
好吧 我就怕出现这种情况
Uh...Jill, would you come with me?
额 吉尔 你过来一下好吗
I'm not gonna fuck you, Andy.
我可不会和你做♥爱♥ 安迪
Good to know, but that's not where this is going.
很高兴听你这么说 我想的也不是这事儿
I'm sorry.
对不起
I was angry.
我当时气坏了
I know the feeling.
我知道你的感受
Are you happy here?
在这里你过得开心吗
In the city?
在城里
What's it gonna take? Hmm?
你要什么条件
What do you want?
你想要什么
I want my son.
我要我的儿子
What else do you want?
还有什么其他的吗
I don't want anything else.
其他的我什么都不要
I'm not your sister.
我不是你妹妹
I've been inside you.
我和你亲密接触过
I know you know
我知道 你明白
getting stevie is not gonna be the answer to your problems
得到史蒂夫不能解决你的问题
or make you happy, so...
也不能让你幸福 所以
What do you want, Jill?
吉尔 你想要什么
Tell Andy.
和我说说
Impromptu family meeting. Major announcement.
现在举♥行♥临时家庭会议 我有重要的事情宣布
Major discussions.
讨论重点问题
Might be unconventional, but, uh, I have an idea.
这或许不合传统 但是 我有个提议
It's for you.
这是给你准备的
To grow and to do what you love.
去种点东西 或者做一切你喜欢做的事情
I'm not saying you have to live here.
我不是要你一定得住在这儿
God knows there's not even a whole lot of room left,
这儿地方也不大
and you're an adult.
你是个成年人了
I want you to have your own life.
你希望你可以过自己的生活
But...
但是
It's here for you.
这儿是专为你准备的
It's great.
这里很棒
Don't play with it.
别拿刀玩
Cadets!
同学们
Every day in this city,
在这座城市里 每天
over 300 people are mugged, beaten, or raped...
有超过300个人会被打劫 被殴打 被强♥暴♥
2,000 pounds of drugs are sold on the streets of New York.
在纽约各个街道有重达2000磅的毒品被买♥♥卖♥♥
When you graduate from this police academy,
当你们从警♥察♥学院毕业后
you will be the first line of defense.
你们会成为这座城市的的第一道防线
Sorry I'm late.
不好意思 我来晚了
Art history ran over.
看艺术史忘记时间了
And, girls, I don't want any problems from you.
女孩们 我可不许你们再惹什么麻烦
You will eat.
快吃饭
You will eat this if I have to liquify it
如果我把它溶解在水里用吸管喂给你
and feed it to you through a tube.
你必须吃掉
Anorexics have hair that grows on their backs.
厌食的人背后会长毛的
You want that?
你想那样吗
Mama, mommy's trying to talk.
大妈 二妈有话要说
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
哦 对不起宝贝
The spirit of compromise.
这个折中的方法
Everyone's a little happy, everyone's a little miserable.
让我们大伙忧喜参半
It's family.
这就是我们家
Um...Andy...
恩 安迪
You're a man of big ideas,
你就是个潘多拉魔盒
some crackpot, others brilliant.
一些是破铜烂铁 一些是奇珍异宝
Big-hearted.
帅极了
We celebrate the closing of escrow on this,
让我们祝贺这个折中方法的完美实施
the Botwin-Price-Gray family compound,
伯特温-普赖斯-格雷三家的融合
with significant contributions from the Wilson Fund.
并感谢威尔逊基金的大力支持
An experiment, to be sure,
事实上 这还在实验阶段
but really... the only solution.
但确实 也是唯一的解决方法
May we not kill one another?
难不成我们真要斗个鱼死网破吗
What?
怎么了
Shayla!
谢拉
I swear to god.
我的天那
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