单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S07E13
Part 2
Nov. 25, 2020, 1:08 p.m.
If you don't sign, I will send you back to jail.
如果你不签协议 我就送你去监狱
So, then I'll get custody anyway.
反正这样我也能获得抚养权
That's exactly what you want.
这就是你的目的
Another 14 years of motherhood,
再当14年妈妈
so you can have an extension on your
然后用这蹩脚借口
lame excuse for not living.
继续苟且偷生
I happen to like my life. Thank you.
我就喜欢这样的生活 谢谢
I mean, I might not have
我是说 那些黑人也许
black people barging into my house
不会闯入我家
And holding me at gunpoint every day...
每天用枪指着我
I'll bet you don't even know a black person.
我猜你连个黑人朋友都没吧
Oh, and you can really count on those two
你还真指望他俩
as being your friends.
会和你成为朋友啊
You're a coward.
你太懦弱了
You've always been a coward.
你总是这么懦弱
Cowards have a funny way of being awarded custody.
懦弱的人用有趣的方式获得抚养权
Hold my hand.
拉着我手
Hold my hand. You know I hate the dark.
拉着我手 你知道我怕黑
Okay. Talk to me. Talk to me.
好的 跟我说说话
This is the part where the lights go out,
现在演的一幕首先是灯光熄灭
and then they come back on,
然后很快再次照亮
and we'll still be ourselves, but we've switched bodies.
我们还是我们 只不过互换了身体
Ha ha ha. Freaky Wednesday.
是吗 怪诞星期三
Yeah.
是啊
Clearly, you would have been the big winner here.
显然 最后的赢家是你
Fuck you, bug eyes.
去你的 眯眯眼
Fuck you, mustache.
滚你的 胡须女
Vehement capital. Please hold.
威尔莫特投资公♥司♥ 请稍等
Whit, what the hell's going on?
发生什么事了
Doug, check your fly.
道格 去弄清楚状况
You didn't answer your phone.
你怎么不接电♥话♥
A deutsche exec vacationing in Bali
有个德意志银行的高管在巴厘岛度假
bumped into Foster Klein.
正巧遇到福斯特·克莱因
Literally.
千真万确
Klein was drunk and slurring
克莱因喝的醉醺醺 邋里邋遢
and talking about his "Fuck you" Money.
对他那些钱的由来说个不停
Now word on the street is that
现在大家都认为
vehement must be toxic.
威尔莫特是个不正经公♥司♥
What asshole disappears on a tourist island.
这混♥蛋♥怎么不就此消失在巴厘岛上呢
We got to reach out to our investors,
我们得联♥系♥下投资人
restore their confidence.
重建他们的信心
Or else we're looking at a massive sell-off.
否则我们将面临巨额证券跌价
I mean, I'm talking about fire sale.
我是指清♥仓♥大甩卖♥♥
End of days,
世界末日
we got to put something out there.
我们得放出些消息
Something big, something beautiful
既轰动又华丽的消息
before the journal nails our ankles
在杂♥志♥获悉此消息前
to a couple of jesus sticks.
我们得先下手为强
Jolene, can I have a word with you in my office?
茱莲妮 来我办公室谈谈好吗
All right, chicken littles! Listen up!
好了 小人物们 听着
Now, I know you've all heard some rumors.
我知道你们听到些谣言
Rest assured, you got nothing to worry about.
但我保证 你们尽可放心
People, listen, we are all over this.
各位 听着 让我们忘了这些谣言吧
Okay? So get back to work. Come on.
好吗 继续工作吧
Bring in the money!
努力赚钱吧
You shut up.
别乱说话
Stay the fuck out of the way.
别搅和进来
I swear to god, I'll have them
不然我发誓 我会让他们
stuff a grenade up your ass and pull the pin.
在你屁♥股♥里塞个手榴弹 拉动引爆的
Is he cute?
他帅吗
Totally.
相当的
He has the biggest...
他有最大的...
That's not him, though. Hi.
不是这位 你好
Is Demetri here?
德米特里在吗
Demetri?
德米特里
Demetri!
德米特里
Where is he?
他在哪儿
Where's all the stuff?
家具都去哪了
He's in the brig.
他进班房♥了
What happened? Seriously?
发生什么事了 真的吗
Oh, you're the assholes who jacked the pot.
你们就是抢劫大♥麻♥的混♥蛋♥
She called you an asshole. Asshole!
她叫你混♥蛋♥ 你才混♥蛋♥
Look, I really hate to interrupt
听着 我不想打断
your little hookah dinner party,
你们的水烟晚餐聚会
but I really just need to grab my pot...
但我得拿回我的大♥麻♥
and go.
然后走人
So, if you'll just tell me where it is,
告诉我大♥麻♥放哪了
I'll get it and I'll get out of your hair.
我拿完立马走人
Do her. Don't do her.
来玩"上她不上她"游戏
Oh, yeah.
好啊
Do her. Don't do her.
上她 不上她
Oh, no. I lost the rape contest.
好遗憾哟 我输了强♥奸♥比赛
Do her.
上她
Don't do her.
不上她
No. no, no, no, no.
不 不 不 不
Do her...
上她...
Do her.
还有她
Yeah!
不错
That's good.
够意思
She's never gonna forgive me.
她永远都不会原谅我了
First things first, you need to apologize.
前提是 你得道歉先
The good lord and creator made us fallible creatures.
人非圣贤 孰能无过
And who knows? Maybe it'll all be fine.
谁知道呢 也许一切都会好的
Maybe she won't lose Stevie.
也许她不会失去斯蒂维
She'll probably lose Stevie.
这应该不太可能
But she'd kill Jill first.
但她肯定会先杀了吉尔
Maybe she'd have Shane do it.
说不定她会派希恩去杀吉尔
Actually, it's good we're here.
说真的 我们能在这真是太好了
This is a good alibi. Make sure people see us.
完美的不在场证明 确保大家对我俩有印象
Death, yes. I get it.
死亡 对吧 我懂你们
Bravo.
棒极了
Today we are gathered
今天我们齐聚于此
to celebrate the life of Charles Van der Elst.
回顾查尔斯·范·德厄斯特非凡的一生
Our delight.
感到无比高兴
Wait. What if I dig up dirt on Aunt Jill?
你说 要是我揭发吉尔阿姨会怎么样
Then it'd be a fair fight.
这样就可以公平竞争
Unless Jill's a heroin smuggler,
除非吉尔走私海♥洛♥因♥
it's never gonna be a fair fight.
不然没有公平可言
Maybe I should leave town.
也许我该出城走走
...humble, devoted to family and home.
...谦逊 把全部的爱献给了家和家人
Oh, that's her. But he was a man
是她 但他是那种
devoted to higher social beliefs.
热衷于社会变革的男人
Who?
谁
Maxeen!
玛克辛
Of course she's up there
她当然会在舞台上
dancing some surrealist masked death dance.
跳那种超现实主义的死亡面具舞了
Huh. She's put on a little weight.
她比以前胖了
She's pregnant.
她怀孕了
What?
什么
Some guy named Lanny.
是某个叫兰尼的
They're raising the kid with Charles' daughter,
他们会和查尔斯的女儿 女儿的情人
the daughter's lover, and their adopted African child.
以及他们领养的非洲小孩一起抚养肚子里的这个孩子
That is delightfully unconventional.
特殊家庭欢乐多
Hey. It's a family, right?
都是一家人 不是吗
Yes, it is.
是 一家人
H-how exactly do you know all this?
你是怎么知道的
I'm her therapist.
我是她的临床医生
...A lean man, strong.
...小小的身体却拥有强大的力量
Is she the one that got away?
是她主动退出的吗
Mnh-mnh.
不是
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