公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）

(前情提要)
有人出价要买♥♥我的公♥寓♥
I got an offer on my place.
(最佳与最终出价)
我们可以重新开始 寻找我们夫妻的风格
We could start over, find our style as a couple.
如果我搬走 我在新家会快乐吗
If I move, how do I know I'll be happy there?
看来我们的母亲有些共通点
Sounds like our mothers had a few things in common.
多说一点 - 这么说吧 她伤我很深
Tell me more. - Let's just say she did a number on me.
我先生在亚柯尼亚做过一些生意 而莱斯特曾经替他工作
My husband ran a few businesses in the Arconia, and Lester worked for him.
莱斯特不想明说他做的事
Lester didn't wanna tell me much about what he did.
他不是很喜欢那份工作
He didn't feel good about the job.
但你们认为有人杀了我丈夫
But you think somebody killed my husband?
可以请你吃晚餐吗 - 我没有证据
Could I take you out to dinner? - I have no evidence
显示你其实是好人
that you're actually a good guy.
我们其实只是一群有钱人 在争论打赌的事
We're just a bunch of rich people hashing out a bet.
就是我们上次在赌场想解决的问题
The same one we were trying to settle the last time we were in that gaming parlor.
你们门房♥死的那晚 我们赌了一笔很大的合约
The night your doorman died, we played for a very big contract.
你们当中有人想盖纽约市第一间赌场
One of you is planning to build New York City's first casino.
我想我会先开始翻修奥利佛的公♥寓♥
I think I'll start renovations with... Oliver's apartment.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
你收到的出价是我的
That offer on your place was from me.
(卡蜜拉俱乐部)
是我要买♥♥下这里所有的公♥寓♥
I'm the one buying up all the apartments here.
你要把亚柯尼亚大楼变成赌场
You're turning The Arconia into a casino? All in.
数千年来 男人都将运气比喻为女性
For thousands of years, men have sung about luck being a lady.
在《布兰诗歌♥》中 卡尔奥福对幸运女神深深着迷
In Carmina Burana, Carl Orff obsesses over Fortuna, the goddess of fortune.
法兰克辛纳屈祈求运气能当个淑女
Frank Sinatra prayed for luck to be a lady,
却还是担心她会「对别人的骰子吹气」
but still worried she'd go "blow on some other guy's dice."
男人喜欢把生命中 无法控制的事与厄运都归咎于
Men love to blame anything in their life that they can't control... their bad luck,
女人
on ladies.
你们这些禽兽听着 下一轮我请客
Listen, you animals, next round is on me, alright?
只要这瓶苏格兰威士忌还没老到 能跟人亲热或入伍
As long as the scotch isn't old enough to be kissed, or drafted.
(两年前)
糟了
Uh-oh.
装潢女王注意到我的破皮革
Queen of Decor has noticed my cracked leather.
我人生的谷底
Worst day of my life.
更有个性了
Adds character.
你真会说话
You're just being sweet.
这个地方曾经风光过 滚开
Ah, this place has seen better days. Hey, get lost.
我知道她喜欢什么
I know what she likes.
想来场大改造吗
Interested in a makeover?
你觉得呢 浏海还是狼尾头 - 我是指赌场 傻瓜
What are you thinking? Uh, bangs or a shag? - For the casino, you goof.
我可以帮忙提供女性的点缀
I could help. Give it a woman's touch.
这个点子如何
Ooh, what about this idea?
你让我一个月在这里 办一次私人的淑女之夜
Let me host a private Ladies' Night in here. Once a month.
一个没有雪茄 或大嗓门的男人来搭讪的夜晚
A night without cigars... or loud men hitting on us.
成交 我爱淑女
Done. I love ladies.
但别担心 除非她们有兴趣 否则我绝不会乱搭讪
But don't worry, I never hit on 'em unless they want me to.
如果她们有兴趣呢 - 那我就帮她们调酒
And if they want you to? - Well, then, I make 'em a drink.
我们得因为一间赌场而搬走
We have to move out because of a casino?!
你记得我为了保住公♥寓♥做出什么事吗
Do you remember what I had to do to hold onto my apartment?
我烧了一个人
I burned a man.
我放火烧了一个好朋友 还买♥♥了一辆健身车
I set fire to a dear friend! Plus, I bought a Peloton.
你们好
Hey! - Hi!
看看这个可爱的地方
Look at this cute place.
天啊 是THē
Oh my gosh, THē!
我在上有氧舞蹈课
Oh, I'm taking a dance cardio class,
我们会用你的歌♥来搭配动作
and we're using one of your songs for a routine.
我很想示范 但有太多臀部动作了
I would show it to you, but it's got a lot of thrusting.
不适合淑女 - 没这个必要
It's not appropriate for a lady. - Unnecessary.
梅宝贝 我的新老朋友
Mabitita, my new old friend,
我帮你弄到今晚派对的门票
I got you and however many plus-ones you want
你想带多少人都行
tickets to a party tonight.
我很想去 但我们都知道我会喝醉
I'd totally come with, but we both know I'd just get drunk,
明天我要拍音乐录影带 和操作重型机械 所以...
and tomorrow I'm in a music video where I have to operate heavy machinery, so...
太感谢你了 我只是...有很多事要调查
Thank you so much. I just-- I have a lot of case stuff.
不 女孩 这跟调查有关 这是不可能收到的邀请
No, chica, this is case stuff. It's an impossible invite to get.
是为我这种重要女性举办的淑女之夜
It's a Ladies' Night for important ladies like moi,
而且就在大楼里
and it's literally in the building.
要从衣柜之类的地方进场
You get in through like-- like a closet or something,
有点像地下酒吧 不得了
sort of like a speakeasy. Ooh-la-la.
什么 尼奇死了耶 等等 派对是谁办的
What? But Nicky's dead. Wait, who's throwing this party?
这就要说到第二个有趣的细节
That brings me to interesting "detalio numéro deux."
是卡蜜拉怀特办的
It's thrown by Camila White.
天啊
Oh, my gosh.
我现在好爱你 THē
I love you now, THē!
大家都很爱我
Well, then, that makes everybody.
他很可爱 我们养他吧
He's cute! Let's keep him.
《破案三人行》
第五季第八集
(第五季 第八集) (一群咕咕鸟)
好吧 亚柯尼亚大楼有165间公♥寓♥ 卡蜜拉拥有82间
Okay, so the Arconia has 165 units. Camila owns 82.
好 那数字的一半是...有1和0
Okay, so, uh, one half of that is-- You got one and zero and--
还有...等等 有小数点
Wait, there's a decimal, so--
卡蜜拉目前拥有... - 49%
Uh, Camila currently owns-- - Forty-nine percent!
我竟然差点就卖♥♥给卡蜜拉了
I can-- I can't believe how close I was to selling to Camila.
很多人卖♥♥了 现在她只差...
A lot of people sold. And now she only needs--
再一间公♥寓♥ 她就会拥有大楼51%的公♥寓♥
One more apartment, and she'll own f-f-f-- 51% of the building.
好 别再算数学了 我们得拯救家园
Okay, stop doing math. We have to save our home.
我们该怎么办
What are we gonna do?
是我要怎么办 罗芮塔想搬家
What am I gonna do? Loretta wants to move.
在班机似乎无止尽地延误时 她为我们未来的家
She's made an impossible amount of Pinterest boards for our future home
做了一大堆Pinterest图板
during her seemingly endless delay at the airport.
她还在机场
She's still at the airport?
罗芮塔在调适被火灾夺走一切的心情
Loretta is coping with having lost everything in a fire.
如果我跟她说我不想重新开始
And if I tell her I don't want to start over,
她会觉得她在婚后
she's gonna feel forced into a home that she didn't want
被迫住进她不要的家
for the rest of our marriage,
然后我就会离婚
and I'm getting a divorce.
如果我们失去大楼 你就不必担心了
Well, if we lose the building, you don't have to worry about that.
还有人想卖♥♥吗 - 我会打听看看
Is anyone else thinking of selling? - I'll dig around.
大伙
Guys!
卡蜜拉要在赌场举办淑女之夜
Camila is throwing a Ladies' Night in the gaming parlor.
淑女之夜 完美 - 我们得救了
Ladies' Night! Perfect! - We're saved!
抱歉 这为什么很完美
I'm sorry, why is this perfect?
梅宝不懂淑女之夜的力量
Mabel doesn't understand the power of Ladies' Night,
因为她没有女性朋友 - 我会跟她解释
'cause she doesn't have any lady friends. - I'll explain it to her.
听着 当女性聚在一起 没有男性在场
See, when the ladies get together without the gentleman,
她们会开始聊天 像一群母鸡 她们会喝酒 聊男生的事
they start yappin'. See, a bunch of hens, they drink and they talk about boys.
叽叽喳喳的
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
你和卡蜜拉会在新的层次交心 女性的层次
And you'll connect with Camila on a new level. A female level.
她会告诉你一切
She'll tell you everything.
是这样吗 - 不是
Does it... work that way? - No.
还有 我们怎么拿到邀请函的 对哦 靠我的女性朋友
Also, how did we get this invite? Oh, right, from my lady friend.
你应该带派对小礼物 成对的订制项链
You should bring a party favor. Matching personalized necklaces.
好 我会带卫生棉条 - 梅宝 拜托你别说粗话
Yeah, I'll bring some tampons. - Mabel, please don't swear.
我真的以为我们进步很多了
I really thought we had made more progress than this.
如果你们是女人就好了
If only you two were ladies.
别担心 不用扯到《窈窕淑男》 交给我
Oh, not to worry. We don't have to Tootsie. I got this.
《窈窕淑男》是电影... - 我不在乎
Tootsie is a movie where a guy-- - I don't care.
宝贝 你还在第二航厦吗
Hey, baby, are you still at terminal two?
我在机场商店里迷失了自我
Uh, yeah. Well, I lost my sense of self in Hudson News,
感觉像是三年前的事 但我的身体确实还在机场 所以...
what seems like three years ago. But, uh, yeah, my body is still in the airport, so...
(先充电再起飞) (手♥机♥ 平板 笔电等)
那我有个请求
Which brings me, uh, to a request.
你可以延后一天回纽西兰吗
Might you delay your return to New Zealand by one day?
梅宝受邀参加杀人亿万富翁的淑女之夜
Um, Mabel's been invited to a murderous billionaire's Ladies' Night.
梅宝对淑女之夜一无所知
Mabel doesn't know the first thing about Ladies' Night.
天啊 这下他们取消所有...
Oh, my God. Now, they've canceled all--
他们取消所有国际航♥班♥了
They canceled all the international flights.
好 我马上过去 好吗
So yeah, I'm on my way, okay?
如果我们从两个方向切入呢
What if we come at this from two directions?
我跟查尔斯挨家挨户
Charles and I save the building by going door-to-door,
说服大家别卖♥♥♥房♥♥子 拯救这栋大楼
convincing people not to sell.
而女士们让卡蜜拉在淑女之夜大聊谋杀案
And the ladies get Camila gabbing about murder on Ladies' Night.