壕滑人生（2017）

Loaded S01E08

Part 1 June 28, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

哇哦
Awww!
去皮猪肉肠买♥♥♥二♥送♥一♥
Skinless pork sausages. Three-for-two.
我们为什么要买♥♥这种劣质香肠啊
Why are we buying horrible sausages?
因为它们促销啊
Because they're on offer.
Josh 买♥♥香肠的钱不能省
Josh, you don't scrimp on sausage.
这是做正常人的第一条准则
That's, like, rule one of being normal.
Abi 我们是一对普通的情侣
Abi, we are an average couple
每周普通地逛一次超♥市♥
doing an average weekly shop
也就意味着偶尔
and that means occasionally
要买♥♥点我们俩都觉得恶心的东西
buying things we both find disgusting.
为什么我们以前从来也没这样过
Why? We never did it before.
那是以前好吗
Well, that was before, OK?
而且如果这些劣质香肠
And if these horrible sausages,
是对我的所作所为的惩罚的话
if that's my penance for what I did,
对我的背叛的惩罚那就这么办吧
the betrayal, then so be it.
把我钉在香肠做的十字架吧
Nail me to a cross made of sausage.
哦上帝啊现在你成了肉类耶稣了
Oh, God, now you're Meat Jesus.
我的钱差点就
The money almost...
我们差点因为钱闹掰了 Abi 记得吗
The money almost ruined us, Abi, OK?
我不会再让它妨碍到我们的感情了
I'm not going to let it come into our relationship again.
Josh 我把钱全还给你了真的完全没关系了
Josh, I gave you all back and it's totally, totally fine.
我原谅你了
I forgive you.
所以我们可不可以买♥♥点
So can we please just buy some sausage
实实在在的肉做的香肠 - 好吧
with actual meat in them? - Fine.
好吧去拿你的香肠吧
Fine, get your sausages,
但是我们买♥♥完了要坐公交回去
but when we're done here, we're going to get the bus home.
去你的我恨公交
Fuck off, I hate the bus.
我也是
So do I.
我也不喜欢
I don't like it either.
可以吗我恨公交对不起
All right? I hate it. I'm sorry.
哦特♥价♥货
Ooh... Bargains.
是这样的最近论♥坛♥上有很多人在讨论
So, there's been a lot of chatter on the forums
这个新角色
about the new character.
嗯它显然很
Yes, she's certainly very...
很女性化 - 不过猫没有乳♥房♥♥
Very feminine. - Cats don't have tits, though.
生理上 - 它们肯定有乳♥头♥
In nature. - They do have teats.
我们周一要发布一个补丁
We're issuing a patch on Monday,
所以我必须得给美术部门一个明确的答复
so I really need to give the art department a clear brief
告诉他们要不要去掉这个呃胸部
on whether or not to lose the, uh, bosoms.
那好呗
Well, all righty then.
到Ewan做重大决议的时候了
Time for Ewan's big executive decree.
我们真的挺急的 - 没错当然
We really are pressed for time. - Yeah, no, sure.
我们要果断点立刻马上
Let's be decisive, right now.
我们就这事儿痛快做个决定
Let's just decide the hell out of this thing.
小天才水体渲染软件做得怎么样了
Boy Genius, how's the water rendering software?
我刚写完了有全新功能的初版的代码
I've just finished coding the full alpha version with all new functionality.
形势一片大好
Very pleasing.
那真是太棒了
I can't tell you how great that is.
真想抱抱你
I want to hug you...
但是不知怎么的我的胳膊死活张不开呢
But for some reason, my arms just won't...seem to let me.
我不擅长和别人拥抱
I'm not a hugger.
我们真的要确定一下猫的设计了
We really do need a decision on the cat design.
等下 Casey Casey
Oh, Casey? Casey?
你要能给点不同的看法就好了
It would be good to get a second opinion.
有人担心它太性感了
There's a concern she's too sexy.
我不知道全听你的你做得非常好哦 Ewan
I don't know, whatever you think. You're doing a great job, Ewan.
好吧那胸就
OK, then. The boobs can...
就留着吧 - 好的
Um... can stay. - Great.
你那儿有Watto的消息吗
So, have you heard from Watto?
没好几个月都没他消息了展览会之后就断联了
No, not for a couple of months, not since the Expo.
不过他肯定没事啦
But I'm sure he's fine.
无论在哪
Wherever he is.
天啊已经这个点了吗
God. Is that the time?
哟你好我想点个大份照烧三文鱼便当
Yo, yeah, can I order a large salmon teriyaki Bento box
加李子和烤鸭薄饼
with plum and duck pancakes?
外卖♥♥送过来谢谢
Delivery, please.
啊我在大桥下的通道里
Uh, I'm in an underpass...
呃这条道叫啥来着
Uh, what's the name of this underpass?
喂
Hello?
你在玩啥
What are you playing?
不知道
Dunno,
猫啥 - 工厂
Cat something. - Factory?
是的但是是新的
Yeah, but the new one.
续作 - 让我看一眼
The sequel. - Let me have a look.
我听说你把一只老虎放进了娱乐中心
I heard you released a tiger into a leisure centre,
所以才来这儿 - 不事情不是这样的
that's why you're here. - OK, no, that's not what happened,
我试着在一个会议中心放一只老虎
I tried to release a tiger at a convention centre
相当于给以前老板说一句"操你丫的"
as a kind of 'fuck you' to my old boss.
有人制止我我们扭打起来
Someone stopped me, we got into a shoving thing,
我不小心给了他一拳就被捕了
and I accidentally punched him, got arrested,
我的哥们儿都从我们的房♥子搬出去了
all my mates moved out of our house
接着我就来这儿啦
and, yeah, hey presto.
靠这游戏根本没法儿打
Shit, this is impossible.
没人试玩过这垃圾游戏吗
Didn't anyone play-test this piece of shit?
表不错
Nice watch.
嘿嘿白金的
Hey-hey, platinum.
潜水深度100米
100m diving range.
啊别啊得了吧伙计们
Ah, no, come on, mate.
搞什么啊
Like...
Leon - Abi
Leon? - Abi.
这地方不错 - 不并不好
This is a nice place. - No, it's not.
Josh对钱的事很纠结
Josh has got this thing about the money,
他说不想让钱再一次妨碍我们的感情
he says he doesn't want it to come between us again,
所以现在我们只能一副穷酸样
so now we've just got to do horrible stuff all the time.
他在研究一个新游戏他已经有点
He's working on a new game. He's gone a bit...
他尿在罐子里
He wee-ed in a jar.
是啊他太投入的时候就会这么干
Yeah, he does that when it all gets a bit much.
而且几周前
Also, a couple of weeks back,
他留了很薄的胡子
he grew this really thin beard
压力大的时候他就修剪一下
and when he got stressed, he, like, trimmed it,
想把它弄平然后胡子就越来越薄
trying to get it level and it just got thinner and thinner
结果薄得都看不见了
until one day it was so thin, you couldn't even see it.
然后他又把胡茬留回来
And then he grew his stubble back
我现在很担心他又要重蹈覆辙
and now I'm just a bit worried he's going to do it again.
我恨死那胡子了 - 是啊
And I hated that beard. - Yeah,
以前也发生过
it's happened before.
你觉得我能跟他说句话吗
Do you think maybe I could have a word?
行啊
Mm-hm.
现在别进来好吗谢谢
Not now, please. Thank you.
嘿 Josh
Hey, Josh.
你♥他♥妈♥在这干嘛 - 我给你带了点东西
What the fuck are you doing here? - I brought you something.
如果又是一台超级任天堂的话我会把它塞到你屁♥眼♥里
If it's another Super Nintendo, I'm shoving it up your arse.
是你妈妈的专辑她终于做完了
It's your mum's album, she finally finished it.
哦天哪
Oh, God.
Linda Connors 两面通吃
"Linda Connors: Swings Both Ways"
其实还不错的挺耐听的
It's actually pretty good, it's got some tunes on there.
怎么你以为这样一来一切就都没事了是吗
What? And you think this makes everything OK? Do you?
你对我和Abi做了那么多亏心事
After everything you did to me and Abi?
我真应该在你脸上来一拳你知道吗 - 哥们
I should punch you in the face, do you know that? - Mate,
对不起 - 不是道歉就能行了 Leon
I'm sorry. - Well, it's not good enough, Leon.
她能原谅我你已经够幸运了
You're lucky she forgave me.
我们现在比以前感情更坚固了
And now we're stronger than ever.
那这挺好的啊我为你感到高兴兄弟
Well, that's good, I'm happy for you, mate.
是啊
Yeah.
Abi说你在研究新游戏
Abi says you're working on a new game.
米里亚姆的烦恼
Miriam's Troubles.
进展很不错劳烦您操心
And it's going great, thanks for asking.
她还说你留了很薄的胡子
She also says you grew a really thin beard.
怎么留胡子都违法了吗 Leon
Oh, what, so it's a crime to grow a beard now, is it, Leon?
滚你丫的
Fuck off.