爱卡莉（2021）

iCarly S01E13

Part 5 Nov. 26, 2021, 6:49 p.m.

Carly, breaking up with you was
是我此生犯过的第二大错误
the second biggest mistake of my life.
你还记得我用比特币买♥♥过披萨吗
Do you remember when I bought that pizza with Bitcoin?
这两种错误我永远都不会犯
Okay, I would never make either of those mistakes,
因为我爱你而且我真的还在用支票
because I love you, and I actually do still use checks.
你们的论点都很好很有说服力
These are all great points. Very compelling.
正反论据都很详尽
A lot of pros, lot of cons.
所以你要怎么做
Okay, so what are you gonna do?
等着听她回应吧
Wait to see if she says it back.
没问你大哥我问的是卡莉
Not you, dude. Carly.
我想感谢上帝
I'd like to thank God
还有我哥斯宾塞
and my brother Spencer
还有我的美甲师莱斯利
and my manicurist Leslie.
我爱你
I love you.
莱斯利
Leslie.
还有
And...
喂喂 -在下面
Hey! Hey! - Down here!
我们在这
We're here!
看见了吗
See?
这就是我先感谢上帝的原因
That's why I thank God first.
我两眼无神地看向卡莉开口道
I looked death straight in the eyes and said,
米莉森特·米切尔
幸存者
不是今天卡莉不是今天
"Not today, Carly. Not today."
我喝了坐浴盆里的水
I drank from a bidet.
斯宾塞·谢
愚蠢的天使投资人
就让发生在网络交流会的事情留在那里吧
What happens at Webicon stays at Webicon.
哈珀·贝滕科特
设计师传闻中的情妇
我们让那些感情留在了网络交流会
So we left those feelings at Webicon.
怎么了她有说什么关于我的事情吗
Why? Did she say something about me?
对于我去到的地方我很满意
Yeah, I feel good about where I landed.
卡莉·谢
“我还用支票网”赞助的网络交流会
2021年终身成就奖得主
心之所向身之所往
I mean, the heart wants what the heart wants.
直到它不向往了
Until it doesn't.
然后又向往了
And then does again.
但是有时你不需要做出决定
And sometimes you get rescued
就会有直升机落到面前
before you even have to make a decision,
把你解救出来
and then you end up on a helicopter
然后机上全程有两个男人盯着你
with two guys just staring at you the whole time.
但是一切都很好
But yeah, everything's great.
我染上生殖器寄生虫了
I got a penis parasite.
弗雷迪·本森
凯文应用的创始人