爱卡莉（2021）

iCarly S01E12

Part 1 Nov. 26, 2021, 6:49 p.m.

爱卡莉第一季第十二集
iCarly 2021 S01E12 iThrow a Flawless Dinner Party
我确信你会看见
I know you see
世界将为我
Somehow the world will change for me
而变得绚烂无比
And be so wonderful
每个人都快快醒来
So wake up the members of my nation
现在轮到你来秀出自己
It's your time to be
大胆选择不要逃避
There's no chance unless you take one
你将会发现
And the time to see the brighter side
凡事都有闪光点
Of every situation
有些事不可避免
Some things are meant to be
尽量发挥到最好剩下的交给我搞定
So give me your best and leave the rest to me
需要我帮忙拿彩弹射击奖杯吗
Oh, I don't know, do you want me to hold your paintball trophy
这样方便你开门
while you open the door?
赢家才有资格拿奖杯
Trophy-holding's only for winners.
哎哟
Ouch.
不开玩笑了今天真的很开心
No, but, seriously, today was so fun.
你明晚有什么安排要一起吃晚餐吗
What are you up to tomorrow? You want to grab dinner?
我去不了我有事情要做
Uh, actually I can't. I have to go to a thing
和另一个女人一起
with another woman.
轮到我说哎哟了
And now it's my turn to say, "Ouch."
是和我的奶奶
I-It's my nonna.
她是非常传统的意大利人
Uh, she's old-school Italian,
所以我们每周日都一起吃晚餐
so the two of us always do Sunday dinner together.
别吃醋
Uh, don't get jealous,
但是她每天睡前都会给我晚安吻
but she does always kiss me good night.
我在意大利生活过几年
I lived in Italy for a few years.
漂亮你会说意大利语吗
是的呃
Sì, uh...
我超级想来两勺意式冰淇淋
好吧看来某人只学会了表示食物的词
Okay, someone only learned the food words.
我又不会做菜不学这个怎么吃饭
Well, I couldn't cook. How else was I supposed to eat?
再和我说说周日的晚餐
Tell me more about this Sunday dinner.
奶奶为此倾注心血会熬祖传肉酱和自♥制♥通心粉
Nonna goes all out-- I mean, Sunday sauce, handmade pasta.
一整天都呆在厨房♥里
She spends the entire day in the kitchen.
太酷了我爱吃晚餐
How cool. You know, I love dinner.
我也很想认识一下你的奶奶
And I'd love to meet your grandmother.
呃这个
Uh... yeah.
我不确定咱们到没到那一步
I'm not sure we're there yet.
哦是吗
Oh, really?
我以为我们到那一步了
I mean, I just thought we were.
不是的只是我奶奶家
Uh, yeah, no, it's ju-- it's just that her place is
特别特别小所以
really, really small, so...
那我来做饭吧
Well, I'll make Sunday dinner.
你不是刚说不会做饭吗
Didn't you just say you can't cook?
我当年不会
Well, I couldn't cook then,
但现在厨艺了得
but now... I'm amazing.
自♥制♥通心粉对吧我可是能熟练运用那个
Handmade pasta? I'm a master at that...
奇形怪状的机器的人
cranky machine thingy.
来吧肯定很好玩
Come on, it'll be fun.
明天晚上
Tomorrow night.
好就这样吧
Okay... sure. Yeah, uh,
我们明晚就在卡莉的库奇纳享受晚餐
we'll see you tomorrow night for dinner at Carly's Cucina.
厨房♥的意思
That means kitchen.
当然是这个意思
Yes, it does.
斯宾塞我明晚可以在这里
Spencer, can I host a really important dinner party
开一个非常重要的晚餐派对吗我要见维斯的奶奶
here tomorrow night, so I can meet Wes's grandma?
我可以谢谢你
I can? Thank you.
哇哦要见家长了
Ooh! Meeting the family?
你好像越来越认真了
Sounds like you're getting serious,
就像我对待我和梅芙这对天作之合的态度
like me and Maeve and our perfect relationship.
哦我的睡美人来了
Oh, there's my Sleeping Beauty,
睡过了整个白天刚刚苏醒
freshly risen from dozing the day away.
嗯
Mmm. Well...
如果我可爱的小宝贝没有打一整晚呼噜
I wouldn't need a nap if my sweet baby
我就不需要补觉了
didn't snore all night.
我才是一晚上没合眼
Oh. I could've sworn I was the one up all night,
多亏了你的海洋噪声制♥造♥机
thanks to your ocean noise machine.
没有什么比海鸥的叫声更抚慰人心
Nothing more soothing than the sounds of seagulls.
嘎嘎
Squawk! Squawk!
我爱那些鸟
I love those birds.
可能超越了我对你的爱
Maybe more than I love you.
逗你的
Just kidding.
拜
Bye.
看见没
See?
我们可爱吧
Aren't we adorable?
是我噩梦里的场景
That was my nightmare.
你们像是火速结束了蜜月
Seems like you burned right through the honeymoon phase,
要进入下一阶段
and now you're on to the next one.
什么阶段
Which is what?
笑里藏刀阶段
The "smean" phase--
你们随时都在互相插刀
where everything's mean...
但不会忘记微笑
but with a smile.
卡莉看这个一身完美装扮
Carly, check it out-- the perfect look
用于拍摄双荷兰人首支音乐录影带而且没超预算哦
for Double Dutch's first music video with a real budget.
上面是万花筒图案就像她的首支单曲《万花筒》
It's kaleidoscope like her first single "Kaleidoscope."
布料是扯碎的设计就像她的第二支单曲《破衣烂衫》
And it's tattered like her second single "Tatters."
以及看上去很优雅就像她的第三支单曲
And it's elegant like her third single...
《丑陋》
"Ugly."
是啊真的丑
Yeah, so ugly.
哇哦有够不敬的
Wow, the disrespect.
双荷兰人在上升期
Double Dutch is on the rise,
她指望我帮她到达新的高度
and she's counting on me to help her get to the next level.
要是没有牛肉装女神卡卡会有今天吗
Like, where would Gaga be without her meat dress?
要是没有杯子蛋糕内衣凯蒂·佩里会有今天吗
Or where would Katy Perry be without her cupcake bra?
等一下我是不是应该用食品做一件衣服
Wait, should I be doing something with food?
我不知道我不想思考和食物有关的东西
I don't know, I don't want to think about food.
我邀请了维斯和他的奶奶来这里吃晚餐
I invited Wes and his grandmother over for dinner,
但他说我们还没到那一步
and he said we weren't there yet.
但是你们都约过九次会了
But you've been on nine dates.
就是啊所以他说完以后
I know. So after that,
我稍微强硬了一点
I pushed him just a little...
他说没问题
and he said, "Sure."
我知道
I know.
现在我不得不做一桌美食盛宴
Now I have to make this gourmet feast.
你不会做饭啊 -然后给他的奶奶留下深刻印象
You don't cook. - So I can impress his grandma.
他不是不想让你见到她么
Who he didn't want you to meet.
他说不定就会明确我们的关系
And then maybe he'll define the relationship
让我做他的女朋友
and ask me to be his girlfriend.
你们还没确定关系吗
You two haven't done that yet?
我的意思是对咯
Oh, I mean, yes!
好计划显然易见女王大人
Great plan. Manifest, queen.
但是你不用假装会做饭
But, look, you don't have to pretend to cook.
做真实的自己就好
Just be your authentic self.
你好哈珀设计
Hello, Harper Designs,
我是佩妮菲泽丝小姐有什么能帮到你的吗
Miss Pennyfeathers speaking. How may I help you?
是荷兰打来的
It's Dutch.
我去看一下哈珀小姐有没有空
I'll see if Miss Harper's available.
佩妮菲泽丝小姐
Aw, Miss Pennyfeathers,
业界最努力的假助理
the hardest-working fake assistant in the biz.
荷兰啊
Mm-hmm. Dutch!
你好吗
How are you?
我听说你要举办一个晚餐派对
I hear you're having a dinner party,
时机太完美了
which is perfect timing because
因为我刚刚做出我开♥发♥软件的测试版本
I just finished the beta version of the app I'm developing.
我能给你来个梭鱼会议室式的创意分享吗
Can I give you the Barracuda Boardroom pitch?
好吧我会假装是一个有钱
Fine. I'll pretend to be a wealthy,
又过分喜欢批判别人的投资人
overly judgmental investor
可能成就你也可能击垮你
that can make or break you.
弗雷迪·本森是一位软件设计师
Freddie Benson is an app designer
来自华盛顿州西雅图市
from Seattle, Washington.
可以吃鱼
He's cool with fish,