含笑台上（2017）

I'm Dying Up Here S01E10

Part 9 May 7, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

知道那个一直要把大石头推上山
Yeah, the guy who had to keep pushing a boulder up a hill
但石头却会一直滚下来的人
only to keep having it roll back down on him.
就像那样
Like that.
但人生里的大事小事不是都这样吗
Yeah, but isn't that pretty much everything in life?
大家都一样
For everyone?
只不过不是推巨石是太阳升起
Just instead of a boulder, it's the sun coming up
我们就要起床
and getting out of bed?
还不如和其他事一样努力登上
Fuck, you might as well push it up for Carson
《今夜秀》
as anything.
埃迪
Eddie...
我是为了你好别管什么《今夜秀》
And I mean this with love, fuck Carson.
你以为我是小孩吗我才两岁
Do you think I was born yesterday? I'm two.
他坐上沙发了他坐上沙发了
He got the fucking couch. He got the fucking couch!
我是个销♥售♥员
I'm a salesman.
那位女士很好
That lady was nice.
-她想要我 -看看这是谁
- She wanted me. - Oh, look what I got.
最好在桶空了之前多弄点啤酒喝
Better get some beer before the keg dries out.
她最好了
Oh, she's the finest--
行了你好
Oh, stop it. Oh, hi there. Okay.
罗恩罗恩帮帮我
Ron. Ron, help me here.
你今晚表现得很棒比利
You did good tonight, Billy.
说曹操曹操到红毛小子
Speak of the devil, and a redhead appears.
比尔比尔比尔比尔
Hey! Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill!
搞什么
What the fuck?
别碰他
Get the fuck off of him!
混♥蛋♥
Fucker!
你还好吗阿尼
You all right, Arnie?
你还好吗
You all right?
你来这干什么
What the fuck are you doing here?
我到楼上弄点酒喝
I came upstairs to get more booze,
看到他偷偷进你办公室
And I saw him sneak into your office.
要我打给警♥察♥吗
You want me to call the cops?
不别叫警♥察♥
No, no fucking cops.
去喝一杯吧我没事的
Go get a drink. I'll be all right.
去吧没事没事
Go on. It's all right. I'll be all right.
就... 天啊
It's just-- oh, my god.
结束了泰迪
It's done, Ted.
接着啊
Come on.
你打给我的记得吗
You called me, remember?
从长远来看这样更好
It's better in the long run, huh?
国王万岁
Long live the king.
好了趁着还冰赶快拿
Here we go. Get 'em while they're cold.
好了谁要酒谁要
All right, who wants one? Who wants--
你不是欠了很多人钱吗
Hey, don't you owe a bunch of people money?
-闭嘴 -你欠谁钱
- Shut up, man. - Who do you owe money to?
因为他说你坐不上沙发
Oh, he bet you wouldn't get the couch.
你赌我不行
You bet against me?
奇怪吗
Are you surprised?
你前一天才得到机会我能怎么选
You got it the day before. What do you want me to do?
不算糟
Not a bad bet.
不算糟
Yeah. Not a bad bet.
我不该惊讶的敬埃德加又赌输了
Yeah, I shouldn't be surprised. To Edgar losing again.
干杯
Cheers.
你们要我就给你们钱
All right, I got your money if you want it.
沙发感觉怎么样
So how was the couch?
暖和非常非常暖和
Warm. Couch was very, very warm, man.
凯柔·强尼随便你们怎么说
Carol Channing, say what you will,
她的屁♥股♥就像八♥九♥十岁老人的篝火坑
Her ass is an octogenarian fire pit.
等等比尔卡森跟你说什么了
Wait, so, Bill, what did Carson say to you,
他广♥告♥期间都跟你说什么了
Like, when he leaned in during the commercial?
他告诉我"别留胡子"
He told me, "Lose the beard."
聪明
Mm, smart.
你告诉他凯西已经把你甩了吗
You tell him Cassie already dumped you?
滚出去
Hey, get out of here! Come on!
有人喜欢酒吗
Anyone in here like booze?
戈尔迪请客
All right, courtesy of Goldie.
好样的
Yeah, baby!
棒哥们
Yeah, buddy!
不短点爷们点爷们点
No, but short. Man up. Man up!
开着呢吗
This thing on?
这是干啥
What the hell is that?
比尔
Bill!
坐上沙发了各位
Got the motherfucking couch, y'all!