熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S05E11

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:54 p.m.

Thank you.
谢谢
I...
我...
I mean, I think you should get dinner
我觉得你应该去买♥♥晚餐
and then buy me an expensive gift.
然后再给我买♥♥一份昂贵的礼物
I appreciate all you do for me financially,
我很感动你在物质上对我这么好
despite your falling short in so many other areas.
即使你在其他方面真的烂透了
Thank you. Is jewelry okay? Yes.
谢谢珠宝可以吗行啊
You just negged me!
你刚刚打♥压♥我了
Grayson gave you the power!
格雷森教你的
That's a very smart observation
真是个聪明的结论
for someone who left the house wearing those shorts.
对你这种被留在家里穿着短裤的人来说
It's impressive how you speak your mind.
你能说出你真实的想法让我很佩服
most people would be concerned with seeming so obnoxious.
但被人如此憎恨一般人都会在意
Stop.
够了
What are you doing?
你们在干什么
I gave you something beautiful, and you're using it like this?
我教会你们才华你们就这么利用吗
As your master, I demand that you stop.
作为你们的老师我命令你们停下来
I really respect how you're not phased by sounding so douchey.
我很佩服你居然没有被当成娘娘腔
And people with such small eyes rarely have such big ideas.
你眼睛这么小居然还有这么大的想法
Yeah, I guess you're right.
好吧你们可能是对的
I...
我...
No!
不
They've shifted the dynamic.
他们刚刚打♥压♥了我
I'm no longer the master.
我不再是大♥师♥了
This ends now.
现在必须终结
Maybe I should get you dinner.
也许我是该给你们做晚餐
I...
我...
What's happening to me?!
怎么会这样
I've got to retake control.
我必须要拿回主动权
Whatever happens in there, Jules, I just want to say
不管发生什么茱尔斯我必须说
that it was awesome being partners again.
重新搭档感觉真好
It was great, wasn't it?
是很赞是吧
Yeah. Thanks for having my back, Blacktop.
对啊谢谢你在我身后黑发
Anytime, Gumshoe.
任何时候香糖鞋
Any chance I could get a nickname?
我也能有绰号♥吗
Uh, Big Daddy Cool, Smooth Dyn Ain't gonna happen.
酷爸爸滑滑... 不可能
Okay.
好吧
My boat! It's back!
我的船回来了
My boat!
我的船
Yo! I missed you, Boat Travis!
我好想你崔维斯号♥
Ooh, are you, okay? Mwah! Did they hurt you?
你还好吗他们有对你做什么吗
They just brought it back?
他们就直接送回来了
I-I don't understand. Who would do this?
我我不懂啊谁会这么做
Some crazy old coot
某一个有一辆大卡车
with a large truck who loves a good prank.
又很喜欢恶作剧的老家伙
Dad?
爸爸
Care for a shrimp?
想要吃虾吗
And this bad boy will go right here.
这张照片就要放这里
This is going over here. Fantastic.
这个就要放这里行
I'm just gonna flip-flop these pillows.
我就要把这些抱枕拿走
Then I'll...
然后我就...
Travis, wait. Check it out.
崔维斯等等你瞧啊
It looks amazing.
看起来好好啊
You're right.
你说得对
We did it.
我们成功了
It's like your crazy and my crazy
就像是你的疯狂和我的疯狂
is the perfect combination.
是最好的结合
You know, I think it was Frank Lloyd Wright
好像是弗兰克·劳埃德·赖特
who once said Travis, please.
曾说... 崔维斯够了
I love how your sharp wit
我喜欢你冷漠无情的灵魂
detracts from your cold, bitter soul.
对你尖锐的智慧的折损
You're so charming, I would take that over sexy any day.
你真帅但我能随时拿走你的性感
That's it!
够了
Class is back in... session!
课程又开始了
I'm Grayson, and I've got all the knowledge, power,
我是格雷森我拥有所有的智慧与能量
and all the right -- ha! -- moves.
以及所有的技巧
So bow down to the master,
匍匐在你的大♥师♥面前吧
because I am taking back the power!
因为我要把你们的能力拿回来
What a dork.
太傻了
What's with the getup? And the horrible moves?
穿的是什么啊而且动作也很好笑
He's like a dad at a one direction concert.
他像是在同方向演唱会里的某个老爸
Oh, that Harry styles is so talented. I totally agree.
哈利风格真的太好了我没法更赞成
You want to get out of here? Yeah, let's get out of here.
你想走吗一起走吧
It's okay.
没事的
You know, I'm the master.
我是大♥师♥
You can't hurt the master.
你们伤害不了我
Dad, why in the world would you steal Bobby's boat?
爸爸你到底为什么要偷鲍比的船
Well, one, I love a good prank.
第一我喜欢恶作剧
And, two, I wanted you guys to have a little fun.
第二我希望你们玩得开心
So, did you?
你们开心吗
We really did.
我们真的开心
It was a blast, man. We even kidnapped somebody.
非常好玩我们甚至绑♥架♥别人了
Why would you go through all this trouble
你为什么要这么费心费力
so Bobby and I would have fun?
就图鲍比和我开开心心
Well, I know you two have been having some problems lately.
我知道你们最近有点问题
I thought going on a goofy, little adventure
我想经历一场傻傻的小冒险
might bring you closer together.
也许会让你们更加亲密
Problems? What are you talking about?
问题你在说什么
Your marriage to Bobby.
你和鲍比的婚姻啊
I love you two together.
我喜欢你们俩在一起
I don't want to see you get divorced.
我不希望你们离婚
Chick, Jules and I have been divorced for years.
鸡爷我和茱尔斯都离婚好多年了
What?
什么
Oh, dad.
爸爸
Women -- you want them.
女人你们想得到她们
But can you get them?
但是你们能得到她们吗
No-uh!
不
And why?
为什么
Because you're not me.
因为你们不是我
But I'm about to give you the tips to become me.
我要教你们方法来变成我
Go from lady loser...
从一个没有女朋友的屌♥丝
to lady cruiser.
到万花丛中过的公子
Cool.
太帅了
We gonna learn a lot.
我们一定会学到很多的