熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S05E07

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

Look, he's 22 years old now.
他现在22岁了
He's gonna do what he wants to do,
他会去做他想要做的事情
and if you've raised him right,
如果你教育得当
then he already has the tools to make the right decisions.
那么他已经有判断的能力了
Besides, we know he's mature.
而且我们也知道他很成熟
I mean, all he does is hang with a bunch of adults.
他整天都跟一群成年人混在一起
Grayson, the mustache you made
格雷森你给雪球做的胡须
won't stick to Snowball's whiskers.
跟它的胡子黏不上
We need a cat-safe adhesive.
我们需要一些能给猫猫用的胶水
Are you trying to time these for maximum embarrassment?
你是故意找最尴尬的时候来的吧
Yeah. But seriously,
对啊但是认真说
we need your help with the whiskers.
我们要你帮忙贴胡子
Ellie was my psych T.A. in college,
艾莉是我大学心理课的助教
so I asked for study help,
我请教她一些学习问题
and she said office hours were that night at her house.
她跟我说答疑时间是晚上去她家
Well, bottle of tequila later,
一瓶龙舌兰酒之后
we're all tangled up in a bubble bath.
我们就在泡泡浴里缠在一起了
The rest is history.
其他的大家都知道了
It's like our story was lifted
感觉我们的故事
straight off the pages of "Maxim" Magazine.
是从《格言》里写出来的一样
Oh, oh, baby.
亲爱的
Maybe dial it back a notch, L-word.
你是不是该降降温了拉女王
I don't do relationships halfway.
我不会中途放弃感情的
Quick, the Murray's are looking.
莫瑞一对在看我们
Stick your tongue in my ear. Make it deep.
快吻我耳朵舌头伸进来
At what roadside truck stop
你到底在哪个路边小店里
did you learn about relationships?
学会经营这种感情了
I guess I'm supposed to just sit here, unloved,
难道我就该坐在这里
by a seething ball of negativity.
孤独地看着你对我不管不问吗
Well, at least I'm not a giant pit of need.
至少我不是那个欲求不满的家伙
I'm sorry that I'm so needy!
真不好意思我很急切
You're just a cold fish. You never touch me!
你就是个冷冰冰的人从来都不碰我
We're at a public event.
我们在公众场合
This is not the ideal place for ear sex and a full-body rubdown.
不是一个可以耳交和全身按♥摩♥的地方
All you do is take me for granted.
你就是这么理所当然
I give and I give and I give
我不停地付出付出付出
to be the very best lesbian I can,
做一个最好的拉拉
and you never care!
你却完全不在乎
I am done. Do you hear me?
我受够了你听到了吗
Done!
受够了
Excuse me.
不好意思
We fight because we love.
我们是爱之深责之切
Uh, excuse me.
不好意思
Why is our cat-tender wearing a hawaiian shirt?
为什么我们的小喵喵穿着夏威夷衬衫
Oh, because he's a flair cat,
因为它是一只潮猫
like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail."
像《鸡尾酒》里的汤姆·克鲁斯
I don't know how cats work with these things.
我都不懂猫猫怎么做这些事情
We are not doing some cheesy cat-tail rip-off.
我们才不要做什么高价的猫猫鸡尾酒
Snowball is a film noir cat,
雪球是一只黑色电影猫
Serving up martinis
它是一只给冷硬的亨弗莱·鲍嘉
to hard-boiled Humphrey Bogart types.
端上马提尼的那种猫
Who's ever heard of a film noir cat?
谁听说过什么黑色电影猫
Who's ever heard of a "Cocktail" Cat?
那谁又听说过猫猫鸡尾酒
I don't think this is a healthy cat-mosphere.
我不觉得现在的气氛适合猫
This is my bro day, and I wanna do "Cat-sablanca."
这是我的基友日我想要《猫萨布兰卡》
Well, this is my bar, and I wanna do "Cat-tail."
这是我的酒吧我想要《猫猫鸡尾酒》
This is my cat--
这是我的猫...
Shut up, Tom!
汤姆闭嘴
You should not have to listen to this.
你不能听这些话
Very unprofessional.
非常不专业
Hey, Trav.
崔崔
Look, I just got your text. I know you're mad.
我收到你短♥信♥了我知道你很生气
Sit.
坐
Okay, son, I got your text,
儿子我收到你信息了
And I know you're pissed off.
我也知道你肯定气炸了
Park it. Ooh. Shoot.
坐下吧糟了
You know, when I was walking away
你们知道吗我从船上下来
from the boat earlier, I thought to myself,
往回走的时候我自己想了想
"Who else but my parents would come up with an idea
除了我爸妈谁还会想出一个
as stupid as a 'scared straight' routine?"
恐吓教育法这么扯的办法
It seemed so smart when we thought of it.
我们起初还觉得这主意不错呢
I was impressed with us.
记忆犹新啊
I was mad that you'd treat me like a child,
我生气是因为你们把我当个孩子看
so I figured I'd ignore you for a few days,
我觉得我忽视了你们很久
make you come to me and apologize.
所以叫你们来向我道歉
But that seemed like the behavior
但是我这么做好像
of, well, a child.
还是像个孩子
So, thought I'd try something a little more adult.
所以我得做点大人做的事了
Oh, man.
拜托儿子
Am I about to get punched in the face? No, dad.
你是要打我一拳吗不是爸
I brought you here to say thanks.
我叫你们来是要和你们说谢谢
Even though you show it
虽然有的时候
in amazingly stupid ways sometimes,
你们两个总是做些傻事
I know you guys care about me.
但是我知道你们是关心我的
And I think you guys are great parents.
我也觉得你们是很好的父母
Oh, my little boy has gotten so dadgum mature.
哦我滴小宝贝长大了
Not really helping the adult vibe, mom.
你这么做显得我好"成熟"啊
Let's get in there and grab some coffee.
进去喝点咖啡吧
I think that went okay.
我觉得事情进展不错
Yes, it did.
是的很好
I'm so gonna have to pay for these coffees.
所以我这次必须得花钱买♥♥咖啡了
Yes, you are.
是的没错
Why did you draw whiskers on your face?
你为什么在脸上画胡子
I am playing snowball's bar back.
我在扮演雪球的吧台助理
It's called committing.
这叫做尽职尽责
Well, I hope you can commit to flair cat,
我希望你扮一个有本事的猫
'cause that's what we're doing.
因为那才是咱们忙活的事
Look at me, I have flair! Oh!
快看我我多厉害
Well, look at me! I'm a film noir rip-off.
快看我我是电影里的黑帮大姐
Her gams went all the way
她的从爪子到耳朵
from her paws to her ears.
都散发着光彩
I could tell from the start that this tabby was trouble.
一开始我就知道这猫会带来大♥麻♥烦
What's happening here? What are you guys doing?
怎么了你们俩在干什么
We're having awesome bro time.
我们兄弟俩在一起聚聚
Oh, wait. Are we taking a five?
等等咱么是在休息吗
This isn't bro-dacious at all.
一点都不狂拽酷炫
Yeah, I guess I can't get as wild as I used to.
是呀我想我没法像之前那么奔放了
Do you think maybe I could get a drink?
能给我一杯酒吗
Ellie and I broke up.
我和艾莉分手了
Oh, I'm sorry.
真为你难过
She's like a tornado.
爱情走得太快就像龙♥卷♥风♥
She sweeps you up, knocks you down,
不能承受你已无处可躲
and as much as it hurts,
虽然这会很疼
you just want her to do it all over again.
但是你就是想让她再来一次
You smell like cat litter.
你身上一股猫味儿
I wanna apologize.
我要向你道歉
I know you were just trying to help.
我知道你就是想帮我
I'm sorry I got so carried away.
对不起我太入戏了
It's just... I never had a chance
我只是...没有机会
to go to a great school like that.
去这么好的学校念书
And... I really wanted it to work out for Stan.
我真心希望斯坦能上好学校
And it's so sweet that you care about him so much.
你能这么关心他这真好
I really do.
我当然关心他
And if there was a truth gun to my head,
如果有把枪指着我的头
I really care about you, too.
我也关心你
I feel the same.
我也是
Man, I'm sorry for being such a jerk.
兄弟对不起刚才那么混♥蛋♥
I'm sorry for being so...
对不起我刚刚那么...
I'm tempted to say "Catty."
我想说那么"猫性"
Don't.
千万别