熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S05E08

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:54 p.m.

and pounded out an abalone carpaccio.
又敲出了一片鲍鱼他们准会疯掉
And, why, you ask?
你问为什么会这样
Two words...
就两个词
Seafood tower!
海鲜之塔
Jules. What is going on?
茱尔斯这到底怎么了
It was all because of that stupid brunch.
就赖那顿愚蠢的早午餐
Trav and Laurie are still a new couple,
小崔和劳里才刚结婚不久
and they just seem so much more in sync than we are.
他们就比我们还默契
Why, because they throw fancy brunches?
怎么就因为他们一顿美味的早午餐
Jules, we are an amazing couple.
茱尔斯我们是对好情侣
Just because we don't serve creme brulee --
就因为我们不能做焦糖奶油布丁
which, by the way, wasn't even that great.
再说那个一点都不好吃
Well, now I know you're lying.
我知道你在撒谎
In one moment, I loved it more than I love you.
是有那么一刻我爱那道菜胜过了你
Okay, it was insane.
是啊这是有点疯狂
But, Jules, our relationship isn't about impressing other people.
但茱尔斯我们的爱不是用来打动别人的
It's about making each other happy.
而是让我们彼此开心的
And right now, I mean, besides the fact
现在除了我闻起来像是
that I smell like an all-you-can-eat seafood platter,
装满海鲜的盘子
I'm extremely happy.
我真的很开心
I am, too.
我也是
I love you, honey.
宝贝我爱你
Aw. Baby.
亲爱的
We are so good at working out our issues.
我们总有办法化解矛盾
I wish Trav and Laurie could see us do this.
我真希望小崔和劳里看到这一幕
I've got clam juice all in my shoes.
蛤蜊汁洒进我鞋里了
And with that,
就这样
Xander wrapped Violet tightly in his warm arms,
赞德紧紧的把维奥莱特抱在怀里
as Ethan looked on... from the future.
伊森在之后回忆道
Yeah. That was almost as bad as when Andy recited the lyrics
没错和安迪把窈窕淑女的歌♥词背下来
from "Uptown girl" as his wedding vows.
当作结婚誓词一样糟糕
Just hot garbage. What should we do with it?
糟糕透顶我们该把它怎么办
Burn it? Shredder? Goat?
烧了它撕了它还是蹂躏它
I wish we could teleport it to the center of the earth.
但愿我们能把它瞬移到地心里去
Wait, that's it!
等等有主意了
Tom. It's over.
汤姆话题结束了
Was pretty awesome, though, right?
其实挺好的不是吗
You and I, working together, bonding,
你和我一起工作紧紧联♥系♥在一起
strengthening our friendship
通过青少年焦虑症和帕妮妮
through teen angst and Panini.
加强了我们的友谊
I'm about to eat that, aren't I?
你会让我吃了它对不对
Every word.
要一干二净
Small print?
是小字印刷的么
Successful day at the beach?
今天在海边玩得开心吗
Yep, good day.
是很开心
Epic.
棒极了
Well, I'm glad I slathered sunscreen on Stan before you left,
多亏我给斯坦涂了厚厚的防晒霜
'cause you look like a lobster
你看起来像只
that's been slapped around a little.
滚烫的小龙虾
Okay, uh, to be honest, today was an absolute --
好吧其实今天绝对是...
It was so fun! It was?
太好玩了真的吗
People chased us for sandwiches, I dug for treasure,
人们追着我们要三明治我挖了宝藏
and uncle Bobby saw a mermaid's ta-tas!
鲍比叔叔还看到了美人鱼的奶奶
That's why uncle Bobby
这就是为啥
lives on a land boat next to a dumpster.
你鲍比叔住在垃圾场旁边的旱船上
Come read me a story, fun daddy!
给我读个故事吧有趣的爸爸
Okay! I'll be there in a minute!
好我马上就来
Did you hear that? Fun daddy!
你听到了吗有趣的爸爸
You almost died, didn't you?
你差点没能活着回来是不是
An old man made me put sunscreen on his back,
一个老头让我帮他往后背上擦防晒霜
and all I got was a hard candy.
然后他只给了我一颗硬糖
You like hard candies, though.
还好你喜欢硬糖
Mom? We're here.
妈妈我们到了
Ugh! What the fuzz, Jules?
茱尔斯你做了什么
Smells like a shrimp truck jackknifed in here.
闻起来好像虾车翻车了
What happened?
发生什么了
I was trying to make a fancy dinner,
我本打算准备一顿丰盛的晚餐
but it turns out that $700 of scallops
其实那七百块钱的扇贝和龙虾尾
and lobster tails is... heavier than you think.
比你们想象中的更重
I have a bad feeling
我有一种不好的预感
we're not gonna find all the clams.
有些蛤蜊可能找不回来了
Wait. Why would you go to all this trouble just for us?
等等你们做的这一切都是为了我们吗
You guys did such an amazing job hosting that brunch,
你们两个准备的早午餐棒极了
it just made us start feeling
让我觉得好像
like something was wrong with our relationship.
我和他的关系遇到了瓶颈
It just made Jules feel that way.
我可不这么认为
But, um, our relationship's so strong,
但是你看我们的关系这么的牢固
you know, I felt it, too.
我也确实感觉到瓶颈了
Okay, well,
原来是这样其实
we have a little confession to make.
我们要坦白一件事
That brunch this morning that seemed so perfect?
今天的早午餐看起来是那么的完美
We kind of carefully rehearsed every single moment.
是因为每个细节我们都彩排过
Even that cool move
你端着橙汁绕过他脑袋的那个超酷动作
when you almost conked him on the head with the O.J.?
你们也彩排过吗
Yes! I nailed him in the head,
当然练习那个动作的时候
like, 14 times practicing that.
我敲到他的头差不多14次
At one point, his childhood stutter came back,
有一次把他儿童口吃的毛病都敲出来了
and I had to hit him in the head again to get it to go away.
我只能在原处再敲一次把它敲回去
So, is there a reason you guys didn't serve the watermelon?
那么没吃到西瓜是什么原因呢
Why would you rehearse for a brunch?
你们为什么要彩排
Well, yesterday, it just seemed like nobody
那是因为在昨天
would take us seriously as a couple.
没有人把我们俩在一起这件事当回事
So we wanted to impress you
所以我们想让你们知道
with how good we can be.
我们俩在一起有多合拍
Especially since we're always so impressed
尤其是你们两个的感情
with your relationship.
特别令我们羡慕
I mean, aside from the weird impromptu dance party
除了那个头发起火的
with the hair pyrotechnics,
即兴舞蹈派对之外
You guys are, like, the best couple we know.
你们俩个就像是完美的一对
Aw, did you hear that? We're amazing!
你听到了吗我们非常棒
Okay, can we stop trying to impress each other?
我们能停止让对方羡慕的举动了吗
Yes.
同意
Great, because I'm starving.
太棒了我都要饿死了
Ooh, abalone carpaccio.
鲍鱼生牛肉片
Dusted with, uh, peppercorn?
搭配干胡椒
That's dirt.
那个是沾到的灰尘
Yeah. It's $40 a pound. Eat it, brunch club.
没错那也要吃掉四十块一磅呢
I'm good. Yeah.
我还是算了是啊
Welcome book club. Let's dive in.
欢迎来到读书会让我们开始吧
Jocelyn Bradshaw's "Travelers."
乔斯林·布拉德肖的《旅人》
Now, as discussed,
我们已经讨论过
Xander is always sacrificing his own well-being
赞德总是牺牲一己之幸福
in order to protect Violet's peace of mind.
来成全维奥莱特内心的平静
That's the Christ motif that Eric mentioned.
这就是艾瑞克提到的基♥督♥主题
Best example of this, chapter 10, the prom,
最好的例子请看第十章毕业舞会
Where Xander summons the courage to slow dance with Violet
即使赞德知道维奥莱特
even though he knows
刚刚在浴室亲吻了莱德
she was just in the bathroom kissing Ryder.
他还是鼓起勇气和她一起慢舞
Horrible stuff.
太可悲了
Anyway, I thought we'd be having fun to act out this scene
不过我觉得演一下这个片段会很有意思
I will play Xander
我来演赞德
and we need a Violet.
我们需要一个维奥莱特
Who'd like to play Violet?
谁愿意演维奥莱特
Okay I can play both roles.
好吧我可以两个都演